Statue of the Blessed Virgin weeping tears of oil

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Ave Maria!

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Savior Machine lol?

Is the olive oil…extra virgin?

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Where can I buy these machines?
Imagine how rich you can be by selling infinite olive oil and building olive oil toll houses.

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Not Catholic, but that was funny my tigga

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I bet you wouldn't be so insulting to your own mothers, but you have no problems with insulting the mother of your Lord. Begone satan.

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Lel

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heh

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kek

Get over yourself. And if this is a fake miracle you'll make yourself look worse to not just Protestants, but to the world as well.

I could view the article without issue on my end. Though you're absolutely right about OP.

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A woman, who while blessed, is nothing more than that.


The Truth points to itself.

It's fake.

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It does raise an interesting point. Catholics are often charged by their critics as worshiping statues or idols. They will reply that the statue is a representation of the figure and not the figure itself. So where do miracles that involve the statues factor into that?

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She's blessed among all women though

And?

We can interpret it to mean that God approves of the representation, and makes it even more accurate by representing things the saints are feeling, like sadness

According to Elizabeth anyways…
Assuming God is behind it, the truth of the matter however is that he isn't.
"Miracles" of men for love of money.

Our Lady of Akita would like to have several words with you.

Not ours. Keep your demonic apparitions to yourself.

This post sounds satanic tbh "Our Lady" sounds like youre worshipping a godess

Hmmm, salty :)

Well I guess that's on me for expecting you protties to be able differentiate "lady" and "goddess". My bad.

Mary means Lady though

The Mother of Our Lord would surely prefer you not to waste your time.

muh lutria

No, I was referring to what the statue represents. You prots have this mental inability to grasp the concept of representation.
Hello Cromwell.
Protestant slander, pretty pathetic really.
Agreed, they need pastor Anderson and Osteen.
There has been plenty of that over the centuries, real plenty.


Oh no, prots and atheists are laughing at me, whatever shall I do?

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Ahhh, never change Protestants.

Not what I said, try again.


A representation of your mommy goddess? Though in some "your" lady issues, a demonic apparition with very bad theology?

Only other alternative is… someone made it up, which would explain why the theology is bad even by your "churches" standards. Or else, how do you explain the scapular clothes? Get out of hell free card?

Again, can't decide to call it slander or just call you stupid. Nuff said.
Like you made up your own sect and called it Christianity? Maybe. If you know anything about how the Church treats these occurences, you know that a commission is established which investigates the matter in detail and that the process can last several years.

What theology states such things are impossible? I just love it when an ignorant pastor Leroy starts schooling Catholics on their own theology.

Address what was actually said or don't.

Scapulars are heretical and your church endorses it as valid, knowing it's heretical.

Some mexican, possibly the priest himself, put oil on a statue and wether or not you accept it won't change what actually happened.

Mommy cult.

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I bet you're Orthodox. Am I right?

Address what? Shitty sky mommy memes you're spouting? Or that strawman pic that only confirms my point that you're utterly ignoranto of theology? And it's really indicative of the hatred you feel. At least you should reserve some respect for the mother of our Lord, regardless of your own personal theology.
There's a difference between saying

First time in my life I heard this.
So our Lady gave us a heretica item? Thanks for the info.

t;ftfy

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