Break News!! Board Operator Is a Control Freak Douchebag

admittedly, Kilcen
has his idiosyncrasies

duhhh

but thats EGG ZACK LEE why I like him

Metafag fails at subverting image board has childlike tantrum and everyone looks and moves on for the tale of the leftist spaz is as old as time itself.

we disagree with you

"404 - Page Not Found, so either the thread has been deleted or you have been the latest victim of the Alacrity daemon."

I get this when one of my news threads is 404'd. You know what I think? I think these Alacrity daemons, or electronic demons or whatever, is all just an excuse! A big fat excuse to censor my (and others') work!

(I never even mentioned the part about the board operator being an {occasionally} openly admitted homosexual)

he tries to hide his homosexuality
behind a facade of 'rightwing
judgementalism', which is
odd, considering that
he admits that he
sucks penises

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? You are joking right?

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actually, I'm NOT joking

not at all

sage evaporated

unlike you, I actually have training in psychology.. quite extensive training

I used to think kilcen had schizophrenia
…….but I have given him an evaluation
…and I've come to the conclusion
……that he in fact DOESN'T
…..have schizophrenia

seriously… if he did, I'd know it

he kind bent your sage over and slid his big swollen post directly up it's asshole

I side with /killcen/

he is delusional and 90% of his posts are conspiracy stuff, but I will defend his right to post here uncensored with my life

Freedom of the press - Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

and you aint no supreme court judge, Zig Forumsmod

Go ask yor moms

absofuckinglutely

Thank you Johnny. Do we know its the mod or is it one of the volunteers who have access to the settings of this board? I do find it very fishy some of my comments were deleted though, along with one of my most recent threads.

Dear Zig Forums Board Operator, Mod, & Guests:

have any of you noticed that the faggots at the Goldwater can barely get a bump on Zig Forums these days?

seriously, their threads languish, lucky if they get even ONE post… the 'good' threads on Zig Forums are getting maybe 5 or 6 posts TOPS……

Zig Forums mops the floor with Zig Forums

and guess what ?…..
ITS US THAT MAKE Zig Forums BETTER

ALL OF US…………

YOU, ME, HIM, THEM…..
ALL OF US………………….

and Kilcen is one of us

Whether it is a vol or BO, I fully support their right to root out your faggatory.

dude, that's not what's important

'who' doesn't matter

I think we should all join forces and create our own board

a non-censored, improved, much better board that encourages people to be creative, to have fun, to post news stories without the anal retentive control freak bullshit…

we should actually pool forces and toss around creative ideas, a cooler name for the board, and cooler rules….

we could wipe our ass with Zig Forums

and TRUST ME, Sassypants

lol …. t r u s t m e . . . . . . .

I fully support your right to stick your tongue up my asshole, hum the Opera part of Bohemian Rhapsody, cup my nuts with your left hand and take a selfie with your right hand.

I've tried doing it Johnny. Won't work. Zig Forums has the front page headlines. THAT is why we are kicking ass!

"I thee a little thilhouetto of a man thcaramouch, thcaramouch will you do the fandango"

we'll see…..

I'm going to email Ron

I'm thinking about proposing that I bring in advertisers….

you'll see

UPDATE: 4 RECENT THREADS OF MINE WERE DELETED!!! REPOSTING HAPPENING NOW!!! ALL UTF-8 FILES MARKED FOR REVIEW!!!

I haven't intentionally deleted a thread in a while. I've been [D+]ing whoever keeps spamming bumps without any additional effort put in to generate discussion because they aren't generating discussion or creating threads while also spamming (which IS a bannable offense). Even JN has more or less figured out the formula that if you're contributing actual content in the form of news threads, I'm loathe to hit you with a [D+] or [B&D+] unless you're really making egregious attempts to be a shitter. The only IP I've hit with a [D+] today was this user: who may or may not also be a JN impersonator. Because Zig Forums's system didn't show his OPs for some reason. Usually if an user has threads while also spamming retarded bumps, I'll just hit them with a ban so they know they're being labeled as spam and unban them when (if) they file an appeal. Logs are public for Zig Forums so it's not even like I'm hiding my activity. Take it up on /sudo/ if you think I'm abusing the vol position. I'm sure if enough anons complain, Porchmonkey will either let this place return to the spam heap without news articles that it was back in March/April, or install someone who's polvol-tier and doesn't even allow fake news like CNN or Infowars.

The rules of Zig Forums while a little more complex can basically be boiled down to:
1) Don't spam
2) Spoiler Gore/Porn
3) Don't post fake news
4) News must be actual news about something happening and not just shit like "top ten baking tips" editorial column.

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start bouncing ideas around

we'll all toss them into a pile
and sort through them soon

S E E T H I N G

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Also I haven't touched your IP, nigger. Are you sure they didn't get slid off the board? Quit it with the "bump" bullshit, user. If your news isn't generating any interest, that's your fault. At least make your bumps interesting/try to generate some type of discussion.

yeah, that 'imitator' wasn't me

hmm…. well, at least
you and I are engaging
in a healthy conversation

And before I forget, the logs for this board are public. Anyone can view them here: sys.8ch.net/log.php?page=1&board=n

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I'm not 'in character' right now
so I'd like to take this opportunity
to formally introduce myself

Neptune….. nice to meet you, sir

Also 5) News older than a month gets bumplocked.*

And if a thread 404s but is still on the catalog, you literally just need to post in it while under sys.8ch.net to unfuck it. There's even a public volunteer account under the FAQ that can be used to do this (or you can make your own board and just go to another board while logged into your board).

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!!!!

I'm kinda insulted that this was the
only motherfucking reference to me

R E A L L Y ? ? !

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No, someone is coming in and bumping their news (and then cleverly deleting their comments right afterwords) to slide all my news threads, typical disinfo tactics.

The BO is Hotwheels. CrabAnon ("NewsBot2000") is just a proxy to try to keep the board close to Hotwheels' image while getting rid of the blatant spam.

myself, I'm actually honored when
one of my threads gets deleted or
pruned or shit into or derailed or
whatever…. that's why I'm here…

it's FUN

Thanks, I'll try to do that.

I've been busy. My grandma died and I'm getting ready to go to Japan, dude. Don't worry, I have someone to fill in while I'm gone in case the spam gets blatant.

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Could CrabAnon have the ability to bump threads and delete his bumps covertly? This is how so many of my threads get sliden. SOMEONE is doing it.

In any case, this thread'll get deleted along with the other stuff tied to that particular IP address in a couple hours.

well, well, well…..

if Frederick is able to read my words right now, I would be remiss if I failed
to introduce myself, shake his hand, look him in the eyes and tell him how much I admire him…

hotwheels, I have quite a
lot of respect for you, sir

Make sure its someone that we can trust. Not someone who is bias.

archive.fo/NYuDu

be sure to pick somebody
WITH A FUCKING SENSE
OF HUMOR

It's someone from another board that I trust dearly. If he gets zealous though, well, 仕方がない.

Nah, I fucked around just to make sure but anons can't delete their posts. It would have to show up on the board log if an user deleted their post since the board log displays EVERY action taken in terms of deletions and such. My only guess is that it got slid off the board or that Zig Forums went wonky and deleted a different IP while hitting the one I purged.

There's one. Crabposter is the only vol.

sniff sniff

you trust him more than ME?

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okay, look dudely dude…….

all I want to know is this:
WTF is the deal with the Eton Emerald?

I've heard that Jim somehow Hoodwinked you out of your condo, but that can't be true.

he's got that horsetooth monkey-faced woman staying in there with him

are they keeping you chained up in a walk-in closet ?

Again, the issue is that you're bumping a dozen threads with just "bump" without actually making any OPs. I don't know why the IP I hit wasn't displaying OPs, but I hit it because it was a bunch of single-word bumps while the user failed to post a single OP. If you see another user just bumping a bunch of shit with one-word bullshit, report them and I'll look into it. There is no special rule being applied to you and only you.

if Jim and Diana are holding you hostage, I'll put together a team of specialists, dude.

I'll get your ass out of that back closet.

are they feeding you?

do they make you use a bucket instead of the bathroom?

in other words………..

you're just singling out Kilcen
for no particular reason

not even because of his schizo thing