it appears that the attack is well coordinated, and consists of 5 horizontal rows of pixelated Invaders, each row consisting of 11 identical Invaders.
A keen observer named Neptune noticed that each row of Invaders has a different appearance. "It's hard to figure out what's going on, because they keep moving side to side as they get closer and closer!".
"It's as if they're descending from space, getting closer and and closer, and they keep making strange 'squonky' electronic noises!" said Ron Watkins, who has been defending Zig Forums by firing pixelated polygons at the Invaders as they approach.
"So far, I've shot down 8 of them from the bottom row, 2 of them from the next row, another 2 of them from the row above that, and only one of them in the next row up!"
Reports have flooded in that Zig Forums's only protective barrier of defense seems to be 4 green pixelated 'houses' or 'buildings', but the attacking Invaders have been firing polygons down, damaging the structures.
"This is a very sophisticated attack, and it's coming in waves," said Ron. "I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!"
*obviously, I meant any sort of smartphone or tablet
Sebastian Morris
lol @ you and your archaic horse and buggy PC
Jason Bell
You stole my triple 8s, Neptune! I was trying to drop them in the crab thread.
Alexander Green
Also, Kilcen is sperging hard today. Reminds me of the good old days when he practically had a stroke every day. Let's see if we can help him, shall we?
Cameron Williams
I have a real horse and buggy PC. Proud of it too. No webcam, no wifi card. Just eithernet connection (which I control when its online or off!)
Well, I'm busy pushing Kilcen's buttons, and about ready to ramp things up a bit. I'll keep bumping this thread and the crab thread while I systematically report every single Kilcen post where he spams the words 'bump', 'anti-slide', 'stop sliding', etc. It's nothing but spam, and it makes people like you and me want to retaliate with more spam. It certainly does not encourage anyone to read his posts, threads or links! It is SPAM. Plain and simple. Not news. This thread is real news though.
Adam Bennett
unfortunately, I have an appointment
I'll be back later
Hunter James
I hope he gets b&. He says he never has. I would like to see the smoke coming out of his ears when the banhammer falls.
Ryan Harris
OK. So you ADMIT you are the real spammer, trying to slide legit news threads! ARCHIVED.
I have multiple VPNs.
Alexander Harris
Will this attack cause damage to the site or its userbase?
Logan Myers
At least now maybe you will stop spamming the word 'slide' into every fucking thread, you complete bore, Kilcen. As for having multiple IPs.. Just ask Johnny and I how it feels to have over a thousand IPs banned in a month. It does not feel good, even though I have hundreds of thousands more. It's a hassle. Let's make a deal. I'll stop hassling you if you stop hassling all of us with your incessant spam.
Im so autsimal that any attempts to DDoS the site just increase my resolve to get my post through.
Sebastian Myers
as long as you stay underneath one of those green buildings, you should be safe.
Jace Richardson
Hey. Who stated it? I only post news, and then you come on here and start sliding it all down. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and take it up the ass? Do all that work to make a news board better for absolutely nothing? So people can slide all my news threads with crab and propane threads?
Logan Foster
You may want to re-archive. There have been posts since you last archived. You should really archive this thread every few minutes. You don't want to miss a single juicy tidbit, and you know this thread could be removed any second. Speaking of juicy tidbits.. Have you had any good crab lately?
Michael Gomez
I have archived everything I need. This is not the only news board I post on either. Some places are a whole lot more kind to me than this place.
Jaxson Wilson
Maybe you should go to those places then, and forget about the assholes on here. Sorry we could not provide the safe space you were seeking. Now, kindly fuck off..
Ethan King
Does this help save you any time? archive.is/BjSUD I wouldn't want to see you wasting your time!
Gabriel Lewis
Why should I fuck off? This IS a public news board. Who said you were God here? Who said you get to control the content here?
Austin Russell
Are you trying to make this a safe space for Zig Forums and crab enthusiasts?
Juan Morgan
Zig Forums? Kek No! Crabs? Maybe.
Hate to break it to you, Kilcen.. We're ALL God Here.
No. Your not God, none of you are. And YOU are just one person. But this is not your board, and its not anyone's board really, except for the BO which does have control here.
And no, I've never recalled being banned here. I think the BO can clearly see I am not the aggressor. I come in peace, only to post news. Sorry if you don't like it. Maybe you really don't like news, ever think of that?
Jason Cooper
There is one place I can name that would ban users like me, but allow all the crab and propane threads to flow uninhibited: FACEBOOK.
Still here to help you, Kilcen.. archive.is/ZIxzt I am also not an agressor here. I'm what is known as an online troll. I am only here to help. I sometimes get aggressive when I am fed. It is a natural trait of my kind. You are welcome to feed me, but you should know the consequences..
your inability to spell one syllable words clearly demonstrates that you're illiterate
Nolan Bell
How did you know?
Cooper Reyes
Because you just admitted it.
Jack Russell
END TIMES:
Genetic modification corrupting DNA. Chemtrails destroying the Earth. 5G microwaving the human mind. Fluoride, heavy metal toxins and pollution poisoning the water supply. The satanist entertainment industry corrupting the soul. Military industrial complexes making profits off death, misery and destruction. Foods contaminated with toxic additives and preservatives. Migrant invasions corrupting all cultures of the planet. Human-created AI killing off humanity as we know it. Demigods (demons) are worshiped once again……
Where have I heard this before!?
As it was during the days of Noah, so shall it be upon His return!!!!
Luckily, if you pour a little water on the witch, things usually work themselves out.
John Gonzalez
That was the intent of the Great Flood… and for a while it worked. Not forever because the human has been corrupted since Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit. Humans are forever damned unless we REPENT for our sins and give our lives to Jesus.
Modern systems defy security, no such thing as security with 'smartphones' or a PC/laptop with any modern OS!
Since 2011 Intel chips have been imbedded with 3G wifi. You CANNOT airgap the machines, and they have hardware backdoors to bypass ALL disc encryption. Meaning they DO NOT ALLOW security.
Ayden Ross
Its actually worse to tell you the truth. Back in 2009 I was told "if you want security, uplug your computer, smash it to pieces along with the harddrive and ram, soak it with water (so it will rust) and bury it 6 feet deep. Then never ever touch a single computer ever again. THERE. "Security!"
Carter Richardson
I have more pictures of Eeyore than I have of my own kids
Other chans are reportedly getting hit. This is a massive operation, they don't like REAL NEWS getting out, do they?
Andrew Taylor
Once again, you are too stupid to figure out how to use a modern system securely
Dominic Turner
Nope. I'm not STUPID enough to use a modern system.
Brody Cooper
Not sure what accomplishes, most anons here just seem to think some autist got offended and had a tantru and so everyone just waits it out and shrugs.
Michael Green
Many chans got hit, all at once. Likely a cyberwar beta test.
Jace Kelly
reminder that >>>/general/ is the superior alternative to /b/
Nathaniel Mitchell
#meeetooo
Aaron Anderson
reminder to >>>/shutthefuckup/
Benjamin Stewart
>>>/general/
Hudson Wood
snore
Levi Barnes
And we are under attack again. Jim should separate the clear net Zig Forums from the tor hidden service Zig Forums(at least don't host them on the same box and network) so that when the clear net Zig Forums is under attack the tor hidden service Zig Forums is unaffected. The Pirate Bay does this and their tor hidden service is almost never down.
Adrian Foster
This is a good idea. With Brave Browser you can use Tor so damn easily that everyone should give it a try.
Christian Foster
It's happening again?
Michael Johnson
Yes, but this time they have caught the attacker. it's Kilcen.
Why would anyone attack a worthless shithole like Zig Forums for any other reason than just for teh lulz?
Jayden Kelly
Your image resolution was bretty gud.
Sebastian Robinson
The LG V20 camera takes decent pictures.
Hudson Perry
Likely!!!!!
Like I said, they HATE Real News.
I post news on other chans, they were also under attack too! Coincidence? Not a chance!!!
Dominic Stewart
Go fuck yourself.
Juan Phillips
Are they still under attack?
Parker Cruz
Now. Now. Be civil.
Anthony Fisher
No, admit it. They do hate REAL NEWS.
Hudson Jones
Who is (((They))), Kilcen?
Xavier Sanders
You answered your own question.
Ethan Reed
Everyone has different terms for them: globalists, zionists, commies, fascists, NWO, Illuminati, the kikes, the free masons, etc. Whatever way you look at it, (((ALL OF THESE STATED ABOVE)))
Logan Bennett
Is the tor service still down? Is that related to the attack?
Jacob Howard
Still not working.
Jaxon Sanchez
i thought it was just a ddos attack.
Brayden Bell
There is a typically uninformative thread about it on /sudo/ >>>/sudo/87299
Dominic Rogers
Also a shitty thread about this on /sudo/.. >>>/sudo/87467 So much for the 'Information Age'. Nobody has any info anymore!
Samuel Thomas
I too post on the (((Chan's)))
Oliver Collins
Are you still running into problems?
Andrew Robinson
Yes. I have many problems in life. Mostly mental problems though.
