You could become Catholic in order to slowly root out those heretics inside until you reach into Cardinal position and ignite inquisition against the enemies within.
Should I become Catholic, Lutheran, or Orthodox?
Connor Reed
Josiah Campbell
I don't know what to think about the catholic church. I really want to have an intimate relationship with a mare or a cow, but the religious leaders and their adherents are forcing me to be gay instead by the threat of being punished for bestiality. Why are christians and the many branches of Christianity attempting to punish me if I won't convert to gay? I feel as if they want to make me gay just for the opportunity to shame me for it.
Aiden Ortiz
They were Josephs children and adoptive brethren of Jesus. Yes, Mary stayed Virgin.
Liam Harris
The true successor of Peter would never start an inquisition and crusades, killing in the name of God.
The successor of Peter is the first among equals, not infallible ex-cathedra authority.
"Vicar" means the Master is gone. He is not. He is the Rock, the Cornerstone of the Church, fully alive!
The Orthodox Church was founded by Christ Himself, the traditions were kept exactly how the Church Fathers have written and nothing was changed or modernised. It's the same as it was 2 thousand years ago.
Mason Reed
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Matthew Baker
I mean, I'm Ortho, but I call this one bull
Nathan Smith
God wants you to repent.
I will pray for you.
Alexander Hughes
The Theotokos isn't an adultress.
Justin Butler
PETER IS THE ROCK OK
also daily reminder that the Eastern Orthodox churches allow remarriage and contraception, and in some situations, abortion
Dominic Nelson
Look I know you're treating the animals as an extension of yourselves. You're projecting your little pee-dingle you couldn't protect from your mother onto the animals. You make fun of me for not being able to have free sex but you're not really having sex… You're using the animals as a drug, and youre getting free therapy. You are abusing the animals.