A man has announced that he keeps misunderstanding people.
For some reason, whenever he hears people say "I went to bed", it sounds like they're saying "I wet the bed".
This has caused a lot of confusion, and even more uncomfortable conversations. The man held an impromptu press conference Friday morning, where he told reporters, "Last night, I was wondering if I'm losing my hearing, but I got so tired that I went to bed."
I've been experiencing a similar problem, where every time I see a photograph of soiled underwear on urine-stained sheets, I think it's a picture of a used condom on a semen-stained paper towel.
Anthony Williams
#metoo Every time I see a used condom on a dirty paper towel, I think it is a bigmac next to some thinly rolled lasagna pasta dough and a dough squeezing bag.
Charles King
The article is an attempt to normalize bed wetting, citing genetic factors as the cause. But there is already a well-established correlation between psychological problems and bed wetting into young adulthood. There must be a huge uptick in bed wetters than this is a "Keep Calm and Carry On" measure. And I can't help but notice they're using the same normalization pattern and overturning of commonly known science as they did with homosexuality throughout the West.
Jonathan Fisher
lol
……..huh?
Austin Turner
Too close to home?
Isaiah King
Bed wetting is no laughing matter, user. It's one of the three principal warning signs of homicidal psychopathy in children, called the Macdonald Triad. The other two are fire starting and zoosadism.
