Russia to ‘verify’ U.S. moon landings on upcoming mission

The head of Russia’s Roscosmos space agency has said that a proposed Russian mission to the moon will be tasked with verifying that the American moon landings were real.

We have set this objective to fly and verify whether they’ve been there or not,” said Dmitry Rogozin in a video posted Saturday on Twitter.

Rogozin was responding to a question about whether or not NASA actually landed on the moon nearly 50 years ago. He appeared to be joking, as he smirked and shrugged while answering. But conspiracies surrounding NASA’s moon missions are common in Russia.

The Soviet Union abandoned its lunar program in the mid-1970s after four experimental moon rockets exploded.

In 2015, a former spokesman for the Russian Investigative Committee called for an investigation into NASA moon landings.


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The US sabotaged the ISS

The people that say it's fake wouldn't know which end of a telescope to look into, and too impatient to read the instruction manual.

"Who cares about the instruction manual when the Clintons killed all those people to cover up her emails!"

It's always just been the crazy-uncle-at-thanksgiving crowd listening to too much AM radio that would propagate/believe that, though.

The real trick is in getting people on the left or independent to believe it, and vote in actual criminal Trump to avoid might be a criminal Clinton. At least grandpa's feeling the regret now.

Nutjobs have existed forever, the internet gave them a way to excite each other into a frenzy.

Well if Russia says it, it must be true

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Instruction manuals, equipment sold at auctions, schematics, photographs, it doesn't matter, they will never believe it happened no matter what evidence you give them. NASA has more evidence its true than the contrary. You can take one of those faggots to the moon personally and as their skin boils from lack of atmosphere and space suit their very last words will still be them in denial.

US never landed on moon. It's know fact.

Bull shit

No Earth based telescopes can resolve any Apollo landing sites (neither can Hubble).
Why is that?

Now you can bounce a laser off of the corner reflectors that we placed on the moon, but we can do the same with the ones the Soviets placed via lunar landers

But The reflectors are hardly proof. Non manned probes landed there for years before man did and could have easily put reflectors on the moon.

fuck off gov shill

Trump says “maybe we did, maybe we didn’t. We may never know for sure.”

I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm of the opinion that we faked it to fool the USSR. The space race was a big deal after all.

Because you have no idea how optics work. Lunar Orbiters can see the landing sites just fine, turns out the moon is really fucking big and they're really small. The and Hubble telescope would never have the focal length to resolve them because its tool for deep space

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Hello, Reddit.

Of the 3 i frequent

in terms of stupid replies
1 8ch
2 4chan
3 reddit

Fuck off, the moon don't even exist.

It's just the sun at night.

real reddit smart comment, dumb person


Damaging the US's image is only a very very minor side goal with this silliness.
The real purpose of that was to cover their own asses. Russia's space program is nosediving hard. Has been for a while, but its gotten far worse in the last ~year. At every level of management, someone tries to find a scapegoat for whatever fuckups happen under them. Ordinarily they'd just fire (and likely imprison) whoever reported the incident and blame it all on them, but in this case the leak was discovered on-orbit, and they couldn't find any single person on the ground responsible, so America becomes the default. Truth is, these incidents (the MS-09 leak, the MS-10 explosion, the unacceptable engine materials in the Proton production line a while back, the two Soyuz-Fregat failures last year, the abysmal Proton record, the continuous delays to Nauka, Angara flight 3 beings years behind schedule because nothing the factory shits out can pass quality assurance….) can't be traced to a single person or even a single company, they are the result of a staggering degree of incompetence and corruption permeating every layer of management and every link of the supply chain, all the way from Rogozin down to the raw material mills, combined with a management culture that actively discourages fixing this. Mills mistakenly or not-so-mistakenly supply the wrong materials (aerospace-grade materials are expensive, especially with some of the weird alloys used in ORSC engines that have no other use whatsoever), but it doesn't get caught until deep into production if ever because nobody knows what the correct material is supposed to look like, and if they do, "its not my problem, I shouldn't risk my job by speaking up".

At best you have situations where work is delayed by weeks because a machine shop physically can't cut through what they're given to work with but won't stop trying, at worst you blow up a rocket. Same all the way up the supply chain. And since the space program is largely treated as a jobs program, there are a lot of unnecessary but labor-intensive tasks that are included for political reasons, which not only wastes time and money but drastically increases risk of damaging flight hardware by repeatedly moving parts around, dismantling and reassembling them, having parts of the production process that intentionally damage their equipment (what the fuck?), all for no actual gain, except to manufacture a new part and make more money.

A few years ago a Proton blew up because an angular rate sensor package was installed upside down (hammered in place despite being designed to only fit one way, actually). They jailed some random woman over it, but investigation showed it had been independently removed and reinstalled, sometimes correctly and sometimes not, several times throughout production, but nobody bothered reporting this.

Roscosmos and its suppliers may get their shit together eventually, most likely not. Russia (and Ukraine) has such a proud heritage in spaceflight, but (despite the enormous efforts the US put specifically into strengthening their industry to prevent nuclear proliferation to Iran and NK. Literally all our space policy since 1991) they never really recovered after the USSR fell. They did well commercially for a couple years, coasting by on Soviet era work (Angara is the first new rocket they've developed since the 80s, and its been in development hell for 20 years now with almost nothing to show for it), and then it all fell apart. S7 Space seems to be acquiring a lot of the remaining worthwhile talent from Roscosmos, maybe they'll do something at least

We knew that already.

Her emails all got released to the public anyway so it sounds like she had those people killed for no reason.

Back on topic, the Chinese already verified the US moon landing sites.

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What is it really?

Umm. No they didn’t. She had thousands wiped with “bleachbit” remember?

you can also bounce a laser off a mirror left on the moon.

Hmm.. your right. But I still think it was a mistake her having all those peole killed. I havent had anyone killed and all my emails are all still private.

People claim the mirrors were placed by probes.
Even though back then sending a probe to the moon that can accurately position a mirror was harder than just sending a person.

I was a kid when the
first moon landing occurred…..

Too young to think about it being faked, but old enough to see the imagery and understand that they were on the moon….

The first time I gave any
thought to a conspiracy
possibility was a couple
years later when I saw
DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
the best James Bond film
ever made, still to this day

In the film, they show the first
suggestion of Area 51 in modern
media, as well as a scene where
Sean Connery disrupts the filming
of the fake moon landing

by the time I was in my
late teens, I had developed
my own personal version
of the conspiracy:

I believed that we faked the
first one due to the 'space
race' with Russia, in an effort
to be 'first', but I believed that
the subsequent landings were
legitimate……………………..

Since then, I've heard and seen SO
MANY god damn conspiracy idiots
until it's reached the point where it's become predictably trendy and nowadays, if you DON'T believe
that everything is a conspiracy, then YOU'RE the one who's considered to be insane.

I've seen all the theories
heard all the 'proof'

I've also watched the human race devolve down to the point where here, as we approach 2019, there are more people who believed planet Earth is flat than ever before in history……

fucking iidiots

These days, every mom and pop in Middle America has their own YouTube channel insisting they've got proof that the Moon is a hologram, and the Sun is an artificial mirror reflector that replaced the real Sun.

it's become boring

it's become uncool

John Lennon once said " if your parents like it, it's not rock and roll"

And when little old ladies are creating hysteric schizophrenic appearing videos about lizard people and Hillary Clinton eating babies and Q and all of this bullshit deep state nonsense, it ruins the REAL cover-ups, like the UFO business and how we created the 9/11 attack.

It's not rock and roll anymore

H O W E V E R . . . . . .
Regarding the moon landings, these days the only thing that really makes me doubt it is the Van Allen radiation belt……

I'm not saying I don't believe they were real, because I'm not going to 'pretend like I know' (the biggest thaw with theorists) because of course I don't know….

But what i AM saying is the only thing that makes me have even a shadow of a doubt is that IM NOT SO SURE THEY COULD SURVIVE THE VAN ALLEN BELT

FLAW*

not 'thaw'

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Diamonds Are Forever was released in 1971, so of course the quality and standards production reflect a different level than what we've become accustomed to…..

But if you're intelligent enough to overlook that fact, you'll discover that it's still THE BEST 007 FILM

in this scene, Bond is escaping a 'top secret military base' located outside of Las Vegas (area 51)

it's a great, GREAT film….

you owe it to yourself to watch the entire movie

Lmao nasacucks, wat your going to do when glorious white race savior Puton flies to the moon and finds no golem mutt anglo flag? he fix moon by implanting BIG STRONG RUSSIA flag and take picture with space phone developed by Chinese, the lies of the western invaders crumble in this new era. May Stalin Bless us all.

It's not good, but it's not as bad as you might think. Especially when the craft is properly shielded.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Allen_radiation_belt#Implications_for_space_travel

The size of the Van Allen belt is relatively small. When your passing through it at rocket speeds you only get a tiny fraction of the radiation that you get from a medical X-ray going to the moon and back.
The big problem would be spending months if not years outside the earths magnetosphere traveling to somewhere like mars. You could end up taking on 10,000 medical X-rays worth of radiation on that journey.

No offense, sir

But I usually don't get my
scientific criteria from
adults who can't differentiate
between YOUR and YOU'RE

I respect your opinions

Let's work on the One Syllable Words,okay?

Fuck you're mum.

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER :

the reason it's SO great is
because Sean Connery had
reached the correct age to
be James Bond

The experience and sophistication of the Bond Character could not be reached by anyone younger

Without a doubt, Connery WAS Bond

but before Diamonds Are Forever, Connery was too young.

Ironically, it was Connery's last Bond film, if you don't count the worthless piece of shit called Never Say Never

WATCH DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

you'll love it

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lol

Now ive got fucking diamonds are forever theme stuck in my head.

DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
FOREVER
FOREVER

Listen, I am well aware that you're NOT stupid…..

In fact, I realize that you are very intelligent…..

I'm just saying that PACKAGING is important

and if you misspell a one syllable word, it bruises the image of the rest of your message

If you take a gold watch, and gift wrap it with dog shit, nobody's going to want to find it under their tree

I WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO TAKE OUT THE TIME TO TUTOR YOU

I promise that if you pay attention, within 30 seconds, you will never make that same mistake again

And I'm being quite serious… I'm willing to explain it to you, because I realize that although you are very intelligent, you just do a brain fart every time it comes to that word, and I can eliminate the brain farts

Lol yep me too

Commies ain't cool

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Hello reddit. Taking a break from cuck porn I see

So many retarded shills out today.

Hahahaha

downloaded

Neither are boomers but i still need to live besides them.

SPEAKING OF CHRISTIANITY:

F U C K C H R I S T I A N S

FUCK ALL RELIGIONS

BUT FUCK YOUR IMAGINARY JESUS

I could easily arrange a solution to your problem

Friendly reminder that the Nazis were the first to step on the moon. 14/88

Ivan, you be dead at 60
No pension 4 u

Your sons can live in rusted out moon rockets as they crash back to Russia

Andy

Andy, did you know that while 2% of the population is homosexual, 75% of people with 'artistic' inclinations are homosexual or bisexual?

True fact

Google it

Your crush on Elvis is ok
You and Elvis on meth, tongues locked for days, throbbing cocks in hands.

Sweet……bliss
to die like this


2) From a very early age potentially heritable characteristics mark the boy as "different." He finds himself somewhat shy and uncomfortable with the typical "rough and tumble" of his peers. Perhaps he is more interested in art or in reading - simply because he's smart. But when he later thinks about his early life, he will find it difficult to separate out what in these early behavioral differences came from an inherited temperament and what from the next factor, namely:

That for whatever reason, he recalls a painful "mismatch" between what he needed and longed for and what his father offered him. Perhaps most people would agree that his father was distinctly distant and ineffective; maybe it was just that his own needs were unique enough that his father, a decent man, could never quite find the right way to relate to him. Or perhaps his father really disliked and rejected his son's sensitivity. In any event, the absence of a happy, warm, and intimate closeness with his father led to the boy's pulling away in disappointment, "defensively detaching" in order to protect himself.

But sadly, this pulling away from his father, and from the "masculine" role model he needed, also left him even less able to relate to his male peers. We may contrast this to the boy whose loving father dies, for instance, but who is less vulnerable to later homosexuality. This is because the commonplace dynamic in the pre-homosexual boy is not merely the absence of a father - literally or psychologically - but the psychological defense of the boy against his repeatedly disappointing father. In fact, a youngster who does not form this defense (perhaps because of early-enough therapy, or because there is another important male figure in his life, or due to temperament) is much less likely to become homosexual.


4) Although he has "defensively detached" from his father, the young boy still carries silently within him a terrible longing for the warmth, love, and encircling arms of the father he never did nor could have. Early on, he develops intense, nonsexual attachments to older boys he admires - but at a distance, repeating with them the same experience of longing and unavailability. When puberty sets in, sexual urges - which can attach themselves to any object, especially in males - rise to the surface and combine with his already intense need for masculine intimacy and warmth. He begins to develop homosexual crushes. Later he recalls, "My first sexual longings were directed not at girls but at boys. I was never interested in girls."

a hit of Meth, Andy

Fuck having to eat that old roast beefie

Now Andy

You can find some

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You doxed me bitch
you know who I am

This scum was on a chatline with me and tried to get me involved in some 3some with his skank whore.

I gagged.

The man is revolting, and has cankers all over his penis from various STDs.

Now he tries to dox me by calling me fat and smelly and I have a Jewish baby.

He is even uglier in the inside than the out, if that's possible.

The man is afraid to bath, as part of his penis may fall off……yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhh!!~!!!!!

He lives in a rooming house and his GF, Wendy, hooks to pay the rent.

Check where he may live, if they haven't evicted him for drug use and pimping

check it out on google maps, street view

Andrew McGovern

233 College Street

Macon Ga 31201

251-444-6319

SSN 260-33-5230

He is itinerant and so may have moved.

God is punishing you, bigot cum.

Hell awaits

Nothingness…forever.

And you have done nothing with your life of any value

I think we should go back to the moon, jack……


and do it again

So is this just going to be an unmanned probe or are they actually going to go to the moon?

CORRECTION:

the cankers are only on the upper left side of my penis, and all around the base of the head…..


get it right, dipshit

...

My urologist is convinced I got the cock-cankers from fucking Jesus in the ass so many times

Jesus wore a fucking miniskirt to his own God Damn Crucifixion

The Moon is the Butthole of our solar system

...

...

Psychoactive… Maladaptive… Overrated… Hallucinated…

LSD's been good to me….
Ecstasy, Amphetamines…..

CALIFORNIA, HERE I COME!!!

...

...

there's no such thing as linear time

there are no minutes, no hours

there's only light and shadow

I'm going to watch that as soon as I complete my next post.

Bob has always intrigued me

If you travel straight upward

500 miles……

1,000 miles…..

10,0000 light years….

Q: WHAT TIME IS IT?

A: ITS FOREVER O'CLOCK

it's one gigantic millisecond

that never even really happened

And now…….

To see the video about Bob

JN you're so full of shit

What the fuck is going on in here?

How's your thread working out for you so far?

science

Psychosis

I fail to recognize the difference

But if you mention RELIGION ?…

that's when you're INSANE

JN is clowning around..

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NASA knows about the objects that followed the astronauts around

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It's hard to see the truth when you're blinded by a massive cover-up

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I'm really spaced out today

lol @ Macon 'County'


wow

Asswipe, I can't find a good aluminum foil sombrero image distribution center


SHIT !!!

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OP HERE

I really regret posting this article now

at what point did you first realize that this thread wasn't going the direction you originally intended?

And they will advise you to buy gold because the collapse of the U.S. dollar is imminent.

Effluent affluence

Told USA it was legitimate

good enough for me

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Quality post. Interesting.
polite sage

When you point pinpoint sized laser at the moon its like pointing a flashlight 100 miles away
The size of the pinpoint laser light hitting the moon is bigger in diameter than the moon.
The reflector is like placing a mirror 100 miles away from a flashlight you couldn't tell if there was one or not because the amount of light coming back from that distance is barely detectable

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hammered in upside down

This. Eating pussy is unmanly and disgusting. No one wants esophageal cancer. Besides, your wife is atrocious looking and her sagging cunt flaps must be vile in both smell and taste.
Smoking meth and draining your balls deep inside an underage meth whore is much more satisfying.
You know you want to, Andy, so just do it. Do it right now.

sorry Andy

What disease is it
Excuse me, how many diseases is it?

Did you catch it from the whore your're'erre pimping?

The moon is only 2380 miles from earth. Do you seriously think they haven't known this from the very first satellite in earth while 70's versions are already taking high def shots of jupiter and shit?

They know already.

Dean Martin got it right 60 yrs ago

It's a big pizza pie

cheese pizza

fulla little holes

Mennonites, like Jews, are highly inbred, which contributes to certain mental abnormalities like Aspergers Syndrome.

He's gotta do the meth first.

You think the whore you're banging is a queen
(In Andy's case, literally)

Hammering while hammered.is
Ivan's way

That fucking feeling Andy, better than sex

JN here
I'm gonna get hate for this but I guess I'm the only one that finds this sexy. Just the fact that his rebelliousness screams sex appeal, plus he's got a cute face. I wish I knew his name. If only I could have his children.(after Elvis)

Neptune,did you really make a play for that tub uf Tubb lard?

I believe it
You'd try to fuck anything.

Sour grapes?

Andy's gone
He likes to troll, not get trolled

Macon County