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there you go, now I can be a (2)
Who's this wiseguy
How's his local politics going anyway?
tfw no brit lads to travel with since tourism is anti nativitist
the white helmets are the same ones that staged that fake chemical attack in Egypt and pretended it was Syria?
the same ones that showed the same guy heroically saving people from a collapsing building was also the same guy who beheaded a 10 yo boy in the back of a truck
Like, to Margate or something
You'll find out in a month.
no Zig Forums jolly boys outing
Somewhere foreign maybe like Inverness.
Is #NotAll literally the core of leftist thinking?
Lefty: generalization about X
X: Well I think that's like that because Y is Z
Lefty: Nice job generalizing Y! So you're saying all Y? Pathetic.
It's like this in every conversation they have.
Generalising is an anti individualist hate crime
It's just a very dumb, primitive argument that normies instinctively come up with when their anti-racist taboos are challenged
woes is coming around to sargon's vision for the alt roight
The great irony is that they regularly generalize what they want to and that their generalizations are often the exact opposite of what is true.
Generalizations are fine as long as they're generally true or at least true relative to the other groups.
The general statement: Asians are short=quality generalization despite some of them being tall
The general statement: Asians are tall=shit generalization because most are short relative to people of other races
Like they generalize an equal amount(if not more often) and the only difference is, is that their generalizations lack merit by any metric.
Name a more profound and important thinker. I'll wait
Anally raped by the alt gay
have the shits for a week.
solid poos for 1st time, got rectal bleeding now.
his Proper Names vid. keep in mind a while back he did a stream with sargon who said the alt right needs a new vehicle to get to where it wants to be. woes is now entertaining a rebrand like sargon said he should.
He just keeps on winning.
not doing nopoo
Mmmm bowel impaction
It's also funny watching his Welcome to 2018 vid after his old Problems with the Alt Right vids.
J U S T
YOU SHOULD BECOME SJWS XD
Yeah not really the same as "the alt right label is now tainted"
Their last meet up ended with Woes putting Sargon in a corner with a question and Sargon running off to a comfort stream where everyone laughed at him so, eh. Tranny lover is just Fox News lite.
Everyone's a special individual, no such thing as collectives exist. Get with the program m8.
YOU SHOULD BECOME SJWS XD
well he was Savitri McDevi's hwhite knight
Made Lancashite Hotpot for Sunday dinner.
tfw no Blade Runner limited edition Johnnie Walker
Give over lad.Here, try a single malt. Blending is for liberals.
no portsmouth gf to cook for you and teach you about guns
You velly good taste drink Johnny Walker
Big number one whisky
Velly classy dlink you must be important gentleman in home country
£420 per bottle
tfw could have almost had a gf but she moved there
can't buy cut price sweeties coz its sunday
two Sunday roasts in a day
Black label is the nicest cheap blend
Lad im an Islay drinker, get that fruity bs away from me
mummy is sick
tfw been looking for an alternative mummy online for 2 years.
*reminds you that your great grandmummy is dead*
I'm envious lad
Nazis get the bullet too
Why a rebrand though?
single mummy is here for a second and I need to have a shit
just leave already
shit on the thot
It is a gay name tbh. But rebranding a 'movement' (of sorts) is even gayer.
He wants to pull a Godwinson
delete his account and start again when everyone forgets about him.
Get bullied off the internet, come back after a couple of weeks and rape all his subscribers feed with him reuploading all his videos.
there are people itt who are subscribed to youtube channels
there are people itt
reuploading all his videos.
Except he wouldn't reupload any videos that indicate his homosexuality
little did the children know the cake was filled with gas
this gas attack is like deja vu from 2015 2013 and 2016 tbh
based new new labour
spearheaded by a former Labour benefactor, is understood to have been drawn up by a group frustrated by the tribal nature of politics, the polarisation caused by Brexit and the standard of political leadership on all sides
i love him lads
Sargon is rising
off out for a run lads
esoteric butlerian centrism is the way forward
the polarisation caused by Brexit
They're just leftists upset about Brexit, not even centrists. Only hard lefties would blame Brexit for the polarization.
not being an esoteric garlic breadist
how do hapas explain Gennady Golovkin?
Extremely succesful boxer and has a white wife yet the son of a asian woman and a white russian man.
Radical centrist party now
he is welcome in the ethnostate tbh
his wife looks hapa like him
Don't get your dress muddy
They don't explain shit tbh and neither does /pol.
Stats on hapas. They mostly marry whites(males and females).
When people say "hapas have mental issues" this is actually only when comparing the average rate of hapa mental illness to the averages of all other dems combined. Really their rates of mental illness fall between the white average and the Asian average(gee who would have fucking guessed, their IQ average also falls in between white and Asian.)
He grew up in Kazakhstan, everyone is hapa there.
there's a thread to be in
It's blates another jewish psyop party tbh - particularly when you consider the bullshit about 'polarisation cause by breggshitnigger' and the fact that the kikes are turning on Corbyn atm. They just want to scare Labour into giving up on Corbyn, and scare the tories out of doing anything about breggshitnigger (until (((something))) happens which makes it impossible without a (((second referendum)))).
tbh lads how do we stop all these people dying in london lately? it's fucking horrible tbh
true tbh, last-ditch effort before Corbyn gets in by default because of how shit May has been.
niggers killing niggers
neutron bomb on london
Anyone got a PDF of this
If I had I'd delete it
NOTHING CAN STOP HIM
Arm all police and require ID checks to use the internet
sex with minors is fine so long as you have consent
Make Airguns illegal and and raise the drinking age to 25.
The age of consent is 14?
It is if your're a Paki.
Is there any problem in this country that can't be solved by a white man with a gun?
That's quite old for a paki. 14 is almost the 'mature' category.
AoC doesn't apply to wonderful diverse people you xenophobic bigot
Your erectile dysfunction
The most insane thing is, their way of addressing 'polarisation' is probably to give up on breggshit, and to give up on Corbyn-style politics kek: so the two most popular (and contentious) phenomena in contemporary politics are just abandoned, and their respective supporters are supposed to just be fine with a return to the neo-con status quo. It's genuinely laughable how mental and transparent it is. It couldn't be more obvious it's a big business kike agenda.
between 14 & 16 is a grey aea apparently, if you can prove you thought they were at least 16
oh no i've been found out
If by grey area you mean 'gather the lads and castrate the cunt'
no, thats what we do once we find out their address
Or rather soft luck
Got a mouse in your pocket
Bullshit. I'm not saying you are making this up, I'm saying they are. Normally if you are 18+ the minimum age of your partners is 16+, if you are 17 then they can be 15, if you are 16 then they can be 14, and if you are under 16 then it can be bellow 14.
Last chance to be this man's brother in law.
*suddenly develops amnesia*
Baked and some thot getting ass blasted by chat roasting them. They care so much about their image. The egos of these people is incredible.
course they are, they are raping kids younger than 14 - they just need to be tried for it - they cant wiggle out of that
Hebrews have gotten very desperate of late, I think they know that their typical tricks are starting to wear off.
The suspension of how the law works for these people in particular is piss boiling.
Though if they told you they were 16+ and were over 14 then that's the grey area
Not that that's acceptable
I know lads doing time for growing weed
And these fucks are freewheeling as they please
Or dementia, worked for pic related tbh
thats exactly how they are getting away with it lad - ontop of saying they consented
It doesn't matter how old you thought they were, at least it didn't in this circumstance before, and it doesn't work this way for other related laws. If you work in a place that sells alcohol you can't say "I thought they were 18" if you sold booze to under 18 year olds.
he wants to be swarthy warski making easy money off autist fights
AoC means nothing to a paki. They'll bugger anything.
Throw him the body of a crushed badger in a confined space and he'll try and drug it before violating its womb.
The CPS and judges are also nonces as they are obviously complicit with the crimes of the common everyday paki.
I know of kids aged 16-18 get put on the sex offenders list for taking pictures/videos of their bf/gf and these Pakis get away with statuary rape on an industrial level.
it's almost as if the law was written by paedos specifically pertaining to cases such as this…
who do you think are supplying the judges with kids?
He has to get his trap fitness regime in order tbf
His smoking is really getting out of hand.
Pakis of course, and other prozzies who also work as pimps.
Comics are GREAT xp
If they've sent messages saying they are >16+ then your intent to commit a crime vanishes, goodbye conviction
Same place they score gear
I complain about there not being enough coverage but seeing the coverage just makes me angry.
If you defend paki rape gangs you are a nonce.
"ehhhhh you are islamophobic."
FUCK OFF NONCE
intent to commit a crime
I don't think that's how intent works. I thought you just needed to intend the action itself, unless there's some esoteric law for age of consent cases
Inclined to agree
Should start doing this tbh, there's no point trying to argue with these cunts so just use their tactics against them.
you came in my face multiple times
do you have a job?
If you intend to fuck a 16+ lass then you aren't a paedo by law
There's no requirement to view her birth certificate
If she lies then you are at the mercy of the jury, but if you prove you thought it was legal then there's no case, unless you've ignored other evidence
So now that the courts have failed I hope there will be some swift LOCAL justice.
start pushing these bars lower tbqhwyl
I'd read it
You can't be convicted of sex with a child if you can prove you had a 'reasonable belief' that they were of age.
Never found lesbianism hot tbh
drumpf will invade syria in your lifetime
tfw when my borough is under 40%
<not looking forward to a nuclear holocaust
I think this country needs some ground rules
The AoC should be 25.
Anyone caught flouting this law will and shall be subject to the medieval torture rack.
This also includes: BBC employees, Pakistanis, politicians, Jewish people and other people who have previously gotten away with these crimes.
The punishment should also include other sexual acts including, heavy petting, dry humping, fingering.
One eye on the streets, one on the white ethno-nationalists
Kek Nick Griffin getting in on the act
How do I vote for you
Sex outside of marriage should also be illegal and suffer the death sentence.
The AoC should be 25.
26% White British
Noice; have you had much traffic?
It's not my account
It's some tripfag on the other brit/pol/
Isn't the 'ethno-' component implied in the 'white' bit of 'white nationalism'?
ywn bully Collett in the chat with big Nick Grifter on his next eceleb stream
ywn LARP as much as SA
wanting to put Bushposter in charge of sex laws
I don't think they actually do know their tricks aren't working anymore (otherwise they'd change tack (although they probably aren't really capable of this)). I think they are aware that somehow things are happening that they don't want to be happening, so they're putting more of an effort into jewing than usual. I genuinely believe that they're an extremely stupid race of histrionic narcissists, who lack a basic character component which would allow them to relate to people: but that does allow them to scam the wider population (for a while).
Yesterday I was watching an interview with Stephen Fry, and he was banging on about this """holocaust survivor""" he met. What stuck out to me was how laughable all of this supposed survivor's statements seemed (as quoted by the national treasure - Fry). The crux of the story was - she was in Auschwitz, she could play the cello, thus the evil nazis her alive, but killed all of her family (like their ingenious plan was to kill only the stupid/talentless jews). He (Fry) also went on to talk about her meeting with the ('evil, abysmal - yadda-yadda-yadda') Dr Mengele. The denouement of that story was that, having invited her into his office ('where he could have done anything to her: the evil, evil bastard'), and asking her to play - he didn't even thank her: because apparently 'jews weren't human'.
The whole thing (the holocaust) is so obviously a cross between a fever dream, an act of vengeance (for being acknowledged as crooks in the first place) and a scam it hurts. Anyone who actually starts to judge the holocaust with even a hint of suspicion must surely come to view it this way: as any such person is going to be acquainted with the nature of jewry.
The fucking bitch actually mentioned a music room ffs (again - as quoted by Fry). Anyone with a grain of sense (and who isn't a pavlovian dog) is going to ask 'What sort of death camp has a music room for its victims?'. Also, on a related note: what sort of regime bothers to tattoo people it plans to kill, then cremate?
Well its either him or SA at this point, and I think at least bush has touched bush so is more qualified
Face sitting is not a crime tbh
This current government is as mad as a march hare.
left her alive*
Is that dog crying with laughter or pain?
using "virgin" as an insult
there are lads itt who couldn't find even a single lass to fuck them
both at the same time
Lmao isn't a deano more applicable
I was under the impression that it's legal to do, but not to watch porn of.
It's not legal to produce porn of it in this country
It's only illegal to make porn of iirc
Does inflation get you off lad?
SA isn't a virgin tbf
gf sits on your face whilst you're sleeping as a nasty surprise
SWAT team come in and shoot you both
Zimbabwe gives me the proper chub
Why do you search out pictures of it and save them on to your hard drive then?
Has he bummed you
Face sitting is grim tbh
Imagine being brought before a court of law having been accused of having your face sat on
As is tradition
tfw no saucy milf gf
lads, its watching/producing face sitting porn thats illegal, not actually doing it
they use the fluffy handcuffs to arrest you
tfw when my borough is under 40%
How the fuck do you do it
I would go crazy
I say this but I live in Birmingham
No your honour I was not her human sanitary towel
Well, that's the last time I effort-post!
the wh*Te menace will become a minority in your lifetime
*gets gf to sit on my face in the old bill carpark*
What now lawfags
Yeah hang on lad we're taling about face-sitting here
to lighten the mood
tfw no gf
daily reminder that vaginas give you throat cancer
something something stephen fry something something holohoax
yeah, nah, im not reading it tbh
That's one of the more disquieting images I've seen today
If you aren't a white menace already you should fucking kill yourself
Oh shit time to delete my entire browsing history
Nigga ain't you a nigger
Face sitting is fine in the comfort of your own home with the Mrs however, you can't make face sitting material, if I wore my camera glasses and published the results then it becomes illegal.
My excuse would be "mis placed buttocks" "hoovering in the nude = accident" "bailiffs took the sofa" etc
why do you want a fanny on your mouth tbh
Well that's a nightmare I didn't expect
Anything holocaust related is an own goal, because normies are pre-programmed from childhood about it tbh.
But I do agree about the nature of the Hebrew you outlined.
Nah lad but SA used to be degenerate, he's like a tradthot, he denies his past life smh
Didn't you have a problem with women using riding crops earlier, or was that someone else? How is face sitting better (if you do have a problem)?
Jews just know how dumb everyone is. They don't need well crafted lies or arguments, they just need a monopoly on platforms to spread their lies and shit arguments.
"I would seek to persuade you, your honour, that the defendant did not have the necessary intention to commit the crime - having been deprived of all other surfaces or objects on which to sit, his wife had no other option than to sit on his face."
You've really thought about this huh
How the fuck do you do it
I live in a white area, probably 80+% of people I see walking the dogs and kids at the local primary are white
A perfect argument with an obscure platform vs a shit argument with a quality platform isn't even a close competition. The shit argument wins.
Didn't you have a problem with women using riding crops earlier
stop being a little sissy bitch
You told me lad
So riding crops: bad, facesitting: good?
Riding crops should only be used on women and maybe horses.
wanting an anus and vagina on your face
The takeaway being that you need to invest in the creme de la creme of platforms
Jesus H. Christ lad
Jews just know how decent* everyone is.
Who are you and how did you gain access to my ainsley folder?
you've said it a number of times on the board how you used to fornicate with harlots in days gone by.
Now you LARP as a born-again Christian trying to give the outward impression that you're not like those other Deano's
Delusional. People are dumb and and indecent.
Found my old Ainsley folder tbh
ITT: Veteran sinner and aspiring sinners
Topkek. Might just work.
It is such a stupid law that my best guess to why this has came about is that a high court judge had a prozzie sit on Hus face and nearly died.
Not at all. I think it was someone else lad
Beef curtains / 10
that doesnt explain why female ejaculation is banned though - somethings going on
I don't think it's illegal to watch face sitting porn tbh. I have no idea why it's illegal to produce tbh, when you consider the stuff that's still legal.
Inveterate is more accurate
Kek lad he probably got ripped off by a hooker with a fishy minge
Serious question lads, will the New Machine make an exception for Ainsley?
He's Welsh so I don't see why not
Its illegal because its a straight act between a man and woman
all hedonists, taigs and atheists should be killed
Isn't he just Welsh?
Gushing is a crime?
literally just peeing
Why must you use these words to describe it
If he makes some tasty bread then yeahI'll let him off
SA used to go wenching
gushing porn is, not actually doing it
He is the wench
SA is a homosexual taig
You've said it yourself lad. You let the mask slip. Sad!
everyone will be killed
Someone needs to tell faketaxi before they go to prison again.
Lad we've talked about this before. you need to remember that the words and images you post are seen by other people and that those people remember them.
Squirting is peeing
Getting soaked isn't
Female ejaculation is a myth, not varying wetness levels
vaginas and caring about vaginas is disgusting
Are you a faggo
tfw the only vagina you've seen as an adult was disgusting and smelled horrible like cheesy fish pennys
moral, chaste, master race
it's an incelposting episode
And I know what I've posted and it's being exaggerated here.
tfw Steiner has lost his mind
That's what women call it tbh. From what has been told to me.
volcel is masterrace
Sorry about that mate
WHO ARE YOU THE COMPUTER OR THE THING WATCHING THE COMPUTER?
And I know what I've posted
No you don't, we remember what you posted better than you do obviously.
Still haven't seen a single fucking reason why they are forced to dress up when they "learn" about islam.
Was only a matter of time
We had to dress up as 18th century folk for a museum trip
I am that I am that I am
Are you saying women getting wet isn't a myth, because that's just obvious.
who /wrestlemania/ here
did someone hack steinerbot and put a virus on him?
We had to dress up as kids from the 40's because we were holding a VE day party for all the old people in the village as part of our history class
Gushing as in visible wetness isn't a myth
I thought that was clear enough
Unless gushing is a synonym for squirting
We got to dress up as roman soldiers tbh
take me to the tumid river, that I may be devoid of sight and grope, speechless under the reappearing star of death's twilight kingdom
I've been saying this for a long time. I would bet all that I have that customers of these pimps include high ups in the gentry, judicial system, police, social services etc. There is a reason that they get away with more offences than Sam Hyde.
But lad babies come from there, they're important
They didn't blow themselves up or learned to drive a 7.5t wagon
Not the most authentic day trip tbh
Take me down to the paradise city
Fresh rooty tooty shooty
Go out, impregnate as many thicc spics as you can manage and blow your brains out lad. Get it over and done with.
axel rose > T.S. Eliot
go look at the lineup
Kurt Angle is wrestling again
against Triple H
you've confused me with that filthy wop from the coast who is spic posting
schizo posting as steiner
I'm just telling you how you are going to end.
Alright just skip the first bit and hurry up and drill a hole in your head smh.
tbh the schizo takes turns pretending to be other posters it'll be your turn soon
your blog is shite
your life is shite
RUMINT: Russian PM says that #Russia is on the brink of war with the #US.
your mom eats my shite in the parking lot after church
for half a pack of smokes and some hunter's sausage from the gas station
I don't have a "mom"
Your mums are shite
tfw you just reminded me of a time
was kissing virgin gf on the sofa
slid her skirt down to her knees to reveal her panties
can see that she's visibly wet with moisture staining through and on her exposed thighs
start to move my hand up her leg
stops me but then says 'but you felt so nice on top of me
said that I was the first boy she'd ever gone that far with
I didn't want to feel those feels again, lad
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Yeah but you don't see them donning turbans or Jōes
Nah we only do it once
Know a guy who just joined the Royal Armoured tbh, rip.
Steiner off the deep end
SA can't remember what bullshit he's posted from one thread to the next
Dorset locked up again
Schizo lad is starting to look like the sanest person here
what happened, lad?
took a lasses virginity once
didn't enjoy it
I'm misremembering things that happened to me
Guess the drink is getting to the noggin.
It was all lies lad, women say that to everyone at that age
Steiner has finally succumbed to the dithyramb tbh
tbh loads of my mates from cadets have either joined up or are joining up soon, and I'm probable fairly high up the list if they get a draft going
actually thinking western girls are still virgins post 13
Wait how did Dorset get put in the clink?
it's a Zig Forums is /r9k/ episode
undraftable master race
He shook so hard that the resulting sonic boom shattered glass windows for a mile round him
its every thread now
wew how come lad? is it for not being a citizen?
only got one working eye
bad luck lad
La creatura's sexual tales.
ever working in the decadent West
It's the one good thing about modern-day nihilism, that no-one has anything to fight for tbh
He's not in jail lad he's just under close supervision by doctors
Gushing sounds more like squirting tbh.
They should draft you as a tank.
still being virgins upon reaching 13
There was one muslim in our school and we had special assemblies where they talked about Mohammed, and I'm an old fuck
I'm sure she's a lovely
Our school did a mosque trip, we bunked and got stoned
no Zig Forums jolly boys outing
It would be disastrous
And that's your jap's eye!!!!
I'm here now what did i miss?
I'm going to redtube these for science
It was my last year at uni and she'd just started so I moved away
I would have felt guilty if I had tbh
I hope so tbh but it seemed plausible since she was a rural lass and had only just gotten braces taken off.
'knickers' just sounds camp tbh
I'm sure she's a lovely shag
I've taken every step possible never to have any contact with her again or find out anything about her because I don't want to see her as a probable thot tbh
I would have felt guilty if I had tbh
I felt awful tbh, took me a few days to bounce back from it
Did you at least make her your gf?
There was an mp4 of Theresa may and putin being lewd but it got deleted
WWIII broke out.
Probably just as well tbh
'panties' sounds just as weird tbf
Nah there's plenty of groups of virgins out on the town, we'd be nothing special
That's good, put us out of our misery.
How we all spending the last bit of a good sunday lads?
you miserable bunch of misanthropes
lads is this guy right?
reading Down and Out in Paris and London, writing a little might have something for the blog soon
miserable? we need a good war to separate the weak from the chaff tbh
I dunno if he's right, but it looks like he's not eating enough
Miserable as fuck
alcohol is shit
Gets me through life lad
we need a good war to separate the weak from the chaff tbh
If it's a nuclear war it'll just wipe us all out lad, nobody is strong enough to withstand that
on Zig Forums, where 80-90% of my free time goes these days
There are better and more important things to discuss than face sitting porn tbh.
Sorry to heat that geez
Syncviding the vid I posted with some mates, laughing like a nutter like most days.
Polish lager and cheesy crumpets before bed.
I did make plans to see the Mrs tonight but I just don't feel like it for some reason.
Are you a white southern girl in her first year at uni?
all anyone would need to do to cripple us and take us out of any further wars would be to nuke london
no big loss
Like where the fuck I can get half litre of k tonight
tfw impending toil tomorrow
I need to go and live as a vagrant tbh
Same tbh. Don't even enjoy it, but I just can't be fucked to do anything else.
This is far too accurate.
I still feel as though I'd rather be a weirdo autist who spends too much time on imageboards than a soulless deano tbh.
Some of the old architecture will be missed though
Nah I'm a mid 20s glazer with mild psychosis
laughibg like a nutter
Can relate \ 10
Ketamine is such a student faggot drug tbh.
not being a soulless autist spending his time on ketamine and imageboards
How many 'our guys' are there in the entertainment industry?
Yeah lad ket will really do you good then
If Weed is the fedora of drugs than Ket is the paganism.
I'm a weed smoking atheist
Dunno what I'm doing here tbh.
Working on a marking plan smh
If they drop to BN then yeah boi
Can get tiletamine but would rather not lmao
dude horse tranquilizer lmao
SA is well represented
Name one. And don't you dare say female ejaculation.
smh lad what age do you teach?
I feel like death lads.
Enjoy the epilepsy. Don't say I didn't warn you.
How many nogs are there in your class?
post national treasures
Mushrooms are paganism
Cocaine is atheism
Brown is agnosticism
tfw no drugs
If Weed is the fedora of drugs than Ket is the paganism.
Magic Mushrooms are the paganism
Ket is more like Satanism or something bad for you
I did make plans to see the Mrs tonight but I just don't feel like it for some reason.
Because you'd rather be here with us obviously.
shaking my damn head.
DMT is Mormonism
Unfiltered Tap Water is Christianity
I bet most posters on here smoke weed and don't believe in god tbh.
love this style of photo tbh it really befits august figures like these
Ickism more like
speed is ???
a real, unironic, national treasure
Is it worth reading A Clockwork Orange or should I just watch the film
*toots crack pipe*
Ket can awake epileptic kindling.
i take lsd and believe in god. weed is genuinely pleb-tier
70's punk tbh
Hope everyone who does drugs goes mental tbh
I found it hard to follow the slang without a flashcard
tbh I didn't mind it too much
Do you do it in a quest for religious enlightenment or just for bants though
The book is better Alex is a cuddly faggot in the film. in the book he's a proper wrongun and it makes the pay off at the end actually mean something
tbh you know what we're like here, I don't think anyone would notice
NMDA antagonism isn't correlated with epilepsy
suck on one of these if you want to get high
dayshift Zig Forums - lads round a table in a pub
twilight shift Zig Forums - lads sitting in a circle under a bridge
You haven't understood what the lysergic wanted you to know mate
Meant marketing plan fuck
i hear stabbing yourself in the heart gets you really high, posters ITT should try it
druid shift lads hovering around the periphery
Haven't you got a slapper to chat up?
a drug which alters your perception is better than one that allows you to relax a bit
If adrenaline had psychadelic properties then id try it
Yeah but true mental senility is God's will tbh
What's alcohol then?
God has some questions to answer then
You should probably just watch rik and morty and post on reddit until you die. Make sure you have a clockwork orange themed funeral though, lad.
As if we have hearts left to break.
people ITT haven't experienced getting high off post-workout endorphins
I meant that it is God's divine justice for drug-taking tbh.
14 hour working day
2 litres of wine allowance plus what you can steal
fucking hell George Orwell had some decent /toil/ when he was younger
somewhere else in the country there is an actual person looking at the same webpage as you and reading the things you're writing
people itt haven't taken so much ecstasy they get clinically depressed for two weeks
people itt have never been a shuddering mess, having to shamble home from a big city after a night on m-kat
inducing your body to release chemicals that bring pleasure
Might as well just hand your soul over to Satan tbh
yeah we should ban all drugs posters tbh
especially those who drink alchohol
Met a GCHQ employee the other day, funnily enough.
an actual person
God created man to experience a high after hard work
Fucking hell lad that was a long run
Fuck off bumboy
smh was it on your lunchbreak?
I'm not the one who goes to gay bars.
God created man's brain to react in such a way to salvia
No, I met her in a church.
smh was she fit?
Yeah but I take women there
He's got to make those trap gains lad
Right after we ban crossdressers tbh
reminder that you are wasting your life
*does a poo in the threads bed*
(*throws the dirty laundry out*)
implying a GCHQ employee is allowed to disclose they work there
Depends if you're into short-haired lasses
smh I finished the book today, cracking read
bad breakup lad?
Has any lad itt done that?
dont spoil me on the eskimo spirit bear lad
I bet 22st has
I though they can but they can't tell you what they do.
Has any lad itt thread done FM?
The feel comfortable there
Have that for free
tbh most lads here do too much M
As in FMF, MMF, MM, FF or FM?
Found a taigfu
Yeah I've done FFM
Looks like a lot of her ancestors were on the Armada
i've done FF before tbh
no you haven't
Yeah lad ama
smh not another crossdresser
What drugs were you on at the time
Overrated series tbh but I have fond memories of 10.
bit haram for your missus surely?
Mephedrone and spice
What's the first letter of your name, lass?
Time to gas you tbh
Not this one lad lmao, the Norwegian one
there are lads ITT that are even entertaining the idea that there is a lass ITT
find it funny how all the anti homo posters magically dissappear
for technology advancements and the destruction of our woodlands and forests
Good lads tbh
Is VAT rising this year
mfw cunt Osborne said it was going from 17.5% to 20% only temporarily
Lad, you're still a crossdressing homo
When does tax ever go down?
have never done anything homosexual in my life
posts this at me instead of confirmed lesbo
That's a bloke.
this smh tbh ngl
there aren't actually women here are there?
When you vote for the Tories
Fuck off masterbrew
Would literally fuck any lass itt
better not be
Be careful lad, one lad wears dresses here, don't be tricked
would you do it lad
Lad with the state your brain must be in you'd probably fuck a tea cosy with a picture of Boy George's face on it
When you vote for the Tories
I'll tell gchqt when I see her next.
Careful lad he might run crying to the frogs for help
tbh at the time the average yearly tax for an American in the colonies was 1 shilling, and for someone in the UK it was 23 shillings. It was more over the lack of representation
no money for free school meals
So lads, if I want to buy a nice kitchen knife rather than a piece of blunt crap from the local supermarket or perhaps a decent fixed blade for camping of which no shop local shop to me stocks, are the Government saying I will have to travel all the way to a brick and mortal shop (ironically probably in London) to make the purchase?
Seems that way tbh
Why would you want a knife lad just use your hands
didnt taxes go up after the revolution lad
just as I was opening this image, the chorus to 'stand by you' came on
Seemed apt tbh.
Why would you want to own a knife lad? Shops sell pre-made food now, the only reason to own a knife is to kill people.
I always think of Sweet Child of Mine. Weird
implying I'm actually a burger
easy (You)s tbh
You can send id to a net supplier
I did it today
*makes impoverished serf peasant class fight war for me and my landowning buddies so we can larp as romans, severe all ties with our ancestral homeland and smuggle shit, then creates a constitution that gives the federal government massive power anyway right afterwards*
*puts tariffs on you*
b a s e d
*doesn't even pay you for your 2 years of service watching all your friends die of dysentery in a ditch or get mowed down by royal marines*
have you said "no" to prostitutes?
Cossacks 3 is half price lads, is it worth a punt?
genuinely yes I have, they are very pushy tbh
I've told drunk slags to fuck off, does that count?
No I'm at like +42
FRESH DOOM STEFAN
But then if I have made the purchase in London I will be breaking the law by carrying it out of the shop. How is this going to work? I am slightly confused.
I thought parliament was going to discuss a total ban on web sales next week?
not banging whores
Literally cheaper than pulling them
that story on twitter i read today about a woman selling her body repeatedly to buy her boyfriend heroin
the utter state of women top kek
has pooflag been back since he accidentally re-outed himself as a sister-fucker?
1 Corinthians 6:16 - What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
Won't apply to trade tools, totally redundant
the sister ravisher of rural Lancashire?
don't forget about how they ruthlessly put down bacon and his men for daring to fight the banks
How would one even end up in a position where they had to say no?
Probably read one too many japanese comics tbh
Fuck em and chuck em
If your god has an issue then he knows where I am
probably, hasn't made himself known though
Smh lad. I hope you repent and find forgiveness, for your own sake.
And there is it.
Well I would have thought that but nothing would surprise me of the British State anymore.
If your god
Are you an atheist, lad?
He knows where I am if he wants to answer the door, my lad
going to have to get a train every time I want to get a new wep
There were thieves among the staff, and if you left money in your coat pockets it was generally taken. The doorkeeper, who paid our wages and searched us for stolen food, was the greatest thief in the hotel. Out of my five hundred francs a month, this man actually managed to cheat me of a hundred and fourteen francs in six weeks. I had asked to be paid daily, so the doorkeeper paid me sixteen francs each evening, and, by not paying for Sundays (for which of course payment was due), pocketed sixty-four francs. Also, I sometimes worked on a Sunday, for which, though I did not know it, I was entitled to an extra twenty-five francs. The doorkeeper never paid me this either, and so made away with another seventy-five francs. I only realized during my last week that I was being cheated, and, as I could prove nothing, only twenty-five francs were refunded. The doorkeeper played similar tricks on any employee who was fool enough to be taken in. He called himself a Greek, but in reality he was an Armenian. After knowing him I saw the force of the proverb ‘Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don’t trust an Armenian.’
hahaahhaha where is your diversity now civic goblin.
if he wants to answer the door
Drop the indignation and start reading the good book tbh laddo
‘Trust a snake before a Jew and a Jew before a Greek, but don’t trust an Armenian.’
yet 200yrs later obese swarthy spics will wear red hats and call your document sacred despite not having the reading comprehension to understand it
im still ameriboo on the inside though tbh
Going for the Miss America pageant this year, lass?
today an old lady came in the shop who smelled really bad and i wanted to maintain a degree of respect for the customer and treat them kindly especially since it was an elderly lady but then once she'd gone my coworker said it smelled like she'd pissed herself 10,000 times in a row and i lost it
tfw you realise every shop you've been in the normie bullies judge you and chat shit about you behind your back
also one of my coworkers smokes everyday and shouldn't be chatting shit because their halitosis makes me gip whenever they breathe in my direction
despite not having the reading comprehension to understand it
It's not their fault it was written in a different language smh
Lancashire lad had sex with his sister. He posted once alluding to it a while ago but then got bullied so he went back and denied it until a few days ago where he outright confessed and we bullycided him away.
Christ. Did you cap it?
america is already dead
just read about the type of men who fought in the war between the states or even the types of americans walking around 100 years ago. everyone is fat and stupid here now. if russia nuked america it would be good. most of the coastcucks would be dead and the strongest of the strong out here (i.e. veteran redneck insano warlord juggalos) would run the show and fat degenerates would get killed if they didn't worship faygo and the walmart god or whatever they choose to worship
Sadly not but I doubt it would have been deleted
Implying privacy coins won’t be banned
can't be fucked to go back through every thread in the catalogue to find it
It's still here
yet you're still global military superpower with richest economy on earth (basically) despite 60% of population being obese
makes you think how much the wogs would fear us if we actually tried like in the past
I'm a pagan my lad
This is a given lad
Oh lawd here we go
it's either in edition 2247 or 2248
america is just on top because of 70 year old inertia. the aircraft carrier is a 70 year old memi protected by ICBMs
tbh can't carrier groups get zerged by cruise missiles if things really go hot?
kinda funny that chinks can't even copy that 70 year old tech though despite turning their entire country into slaves who drive over babies
so many people are fat here, it is unreal. I would probably be fat if I didn't work out all the time and have skeletal celt genetics
yeah in seconds
Thing is, he made it dead-easy to refind, seeing as he decided to make the next OP in his usual lazy way.
china is also a memi, the trade war is going to show that so long as the blue wave (which will happen) doesn't just undo all of blonald dumps presidency
Ah shit that's the one
everything we did was consensual
Fuck's sake. I know we've got some weirdos on here but still, for fuck's sake.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
sister fucking is bad but its pro white to finger blast your 15 year old cousin under the dock at the lake
Mummy calls on families to choose to have less money
Out of more than 10,000 of the UK’s largest companies, fewer than one in seven paid women more than men.
Oh that's okay then I love being paid less because I have a willy.
lancashire stirred his sister's hotpot
Have you reached when Essex got in on it?
my town is fattest in uk and one thing i do not get is how fat people mentally have sex, shouldn't they be disgusted 24/7? this old infertile chainsmoking morbidly obese lass who has been on the pill like 30 years i know with rotten teeth today was showing me facebook messages from married men sending her dick pics and asking to have sex like "come sit on this its warm" wtf
how do you handle the bad hygiene and stuff, i think we must be wired differently to most people who are less than animals, really get grossed out by a lot of shit people dont seem to mind, peasant mindset
DID YOU SHAG YOUR SISTER
ANSWER THE QUESTION CUNT
he took his flag off on a board with IDs
oh fuck I am gonna have to cap this after all, it's just as good 2nd time round
Jesus Christ, I just had a bout of autism, found out that they reprinted the original set of Pokemon cards and I nearly let my nostalgia take over.
It only happened once
No I fucked yours
I don't know lad when I am around fat people and they just talk about fast food all the time or sex I realize that whole vedic conception of kali yuga as the reign of the dalits is true.
you have to get strong and healthy so you can be like scott steiner and say that you are living proof that men are not created equal
Alright lad. Have some ket to calm yourself down.
nostalgia fagging for things that you probably only quit liking 10 years ago
this time period is so shit people are already nostalgic for things that aren't even that old
shiny 1st gen charizards
Brb selling gear to finance current year pokemon
REEEEE I CANT FUCKING GET ANY
now I have Nipponese thots alongside my comfy Anglican hymns in youtube suggestions
good laugh though lad
the best is how stupid modern amerisharts make fun of 19th century americans who predicted that the chinese would use the west coast as lebesraum and kept them out. now most of the canadian pacific seaboard is a low-key chinese colony that will have to be invaded and liquidated if america actually gets into a conflict with china
1998-2001 was 10 years go
Isn't the revolution threshold like 13%
Wouldn't you yanks serve the migrant gooks if they tried it
theresa may calls on fathers to share parental responsibility to help women in their a3808601
help women in their a3808601
Is this some kind of sexual code thing? Help women in their arse?
the fat body is ruled by hunger: they talk of food and sex because their body is ruled entirely by physical hungers.
I still play with gay faggot gook pyramid scheme playing cards
remittances now worth more to mexican economy than their oil exports
Didn't Otacon cuck his dad's second wife?
the 10 worlds tbh, I think my body is primarily ruled by anger because I have not really become enlightened as a truth hearer (or have I but the truth is anger?)
what does "shit investment" mean
help women in their a3808601
Is this some kind of sexual code thing? Help women in their arse?
there is no nobler cause than bushwacking the northwoods and murdering and raping every gook until they flee back to their garbage pile
isnt the enlightened stage where you just feel joy being alive and shoot endorphins out manually 24/7
I just love it when women shake their a3080861
tfw a lass with a lovely a3080861 walks by
this tbh, it was only 5 years ago
Couldn't you just throw fortune cookies into boston harbour or something
What's more important on a woman, a nice a3080861 or a nice pair of b2034018s?
no its more when you can exist in all other states of life but realize that they exist as functions of enlightenment and you are not really part of them or something like that. you are in control more than the hunger, rage, pain, etc. I think. pike lad might know better
you mean english bay in hongcouver?
Lad there's really no need for that kind of language
stop trying to activate schizo posters MK call sign S-pies A-sslicker
No probs lad.
I don't know
Yankistan might as well be just be a shitty narnia for all I care
Rulers will become unreasonable: they will levy taxes unfairly.
Rulers will no longer see it as their duty to promote spirituality, or to protect their subjects: they will become a danger to the world.
People will start migrating, seeking countries where wheat and barley form the staple food source.
can't get that video of the girl snapping her knees on the leg press out of my head
How tf are we going to do geometry without rulers
According to Boris, the same kind of thing went on in all Paris hotels, or at least in all the big, expensive ones. But I imagine that the customers at the Hotel X were especially easy to swindle, for they were mostly Americans, with a sprinkling of English — no French — and seemed to know nothing whatever about good food. They would stuff themselves with disgusting American ‘cereals’, and eat marmalade at tea, and drink vermouth after dinner, and order a POULET A LA REINE at a hundred francs and then souse it in Worcester sauce. One customer, from Pittsburg, dined every night in his bedroom on grape-nuts, scrambled eggs and cocoa
where's that from lad?
How do you feel when you visualise it laddy
Lancashite is actually a worse human being than Westie
smh the screencap tool on this site is useless. Archived it instead archive.fo
thats canada you white trash pikey
A bit ill tbh
Yeah I keep chuckling to myself occasionally too.
he doesn't have a print screen key on his keyboard
I miss dorset
hey, sugar - got any wd40 for this girl's a3080861?
cba doing that right now lad, I wanted to remove all the extraneous posts but keep it tidy and I'm too tired to bother loading up GIMP. Maybe tomorrow or something.
All the same to a true Anglo lad
As long as you don't then touch yourself to it that it
mfw I've got to fill in my a3080861 at the dole office tomorrow
Wow those restrictions are getting stricter by the day
Snapping her knees as in breaking her legs?
You aren't missing much pal
It's from the Bhagavata Purana. "Rulers" is however an inadequate translation of 'Ksatriya'. The verse refers to the corruption of dharma amongst all classes rather than some idea that 'politicians will become corrupt' in isolation
Just got 60 defence lads.
Don't think I'll be able to at all with that image going around in my head tbh
Yeah they go backwards.
Yeah, she had too much weight on and she kept locking her knees. Folded like paper.
getting to (100) should be an instant ban tbh
Why is that funny? ( )
Or you'll go a3080861 over tit.
Watch it and find out.
now I understand why my brother kept telling me not to lock my fucking knees
I knew what was coming and I still shuddered
the state of this breddo
off too beddo
The thumbnail isn't-
You know what, stop being a big faggot lad.
Yeah it's getting to that time of night
Sleep tight lad
The only way SA could stop being a big faggot is if he shrunk himself
Do you play number 2 at all lad
Shame tbh it's quite good
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
You never find yourself laughing inexplicably at morbid or disgusting things?
Yeah fuckity bye
That shit makes me a little squeamish tbh
tfw want to watch it again
making the thread
wants a race war
gets a "little squeamish" at some videos on the internet
Dehumanise yourself and face to bloodshed tbqh
The girl in the screencap is actually a good lass but the juxtaposition is funny.
I will be there.
I've watched beheading videos and the like and I'm indifferent, but there's things like that which just get me
Fair, I have limits too. I can't watch vids of nonces noncing, I get that ball peen hammer feeling.
Not watching tbh.