IT'S JUST CHESStwitter.com /realDonaldTrump /status /984022625440747520
'Get ready Russia, the missiles are coming': Donald Trump makes terrifying threat to Putin as the Kremlin vows to shoot down any missiles fired at Syria and attack the US warships that launch themdailymail.co.uk /news /article-5598959 /Syria-alert-threats-alleged-gas-attack.html
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Brits of English Heritage Banned from Paid Training Posts… at English Heritagehistoricengland.org.uk /services-skills /training-skills /work-based-training /paid-training-placements /
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Man stabbed on packed commuter train in morning rush hour as London's knife crime crisis continuesmirror.co.uk /news /uk-news /man-stabbed-packed-commuter-train-12342171
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Fury as man behind sugar tax calls for 20% rise in price of RED MEATexpress.co.uk /news /uk /944500 /sugar-tax-professor-red-meat-beef-sausages-carbon-footprint-oxford-university
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April 11, 2018 - 11:53
fucking false flags
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April 11, 2018 - 11:55
tricked you into thinking i was gonna start ww3 haha nerd owned
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April 11, 2018 - 11:55
Hitchens on BBC Radio 2, shouting at Jeremy Vine, sticking up for The Lion
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April 11, 2018 - 11:55
Buy the dip, Trump will always 180.
April 11, 2018 - 11:56
Just launch the nukes already you pair of jokers, fucking do it now
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April 11, 2018 - 11:56
Zig Forums never disappoints.
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April 11, 2018 - 11:57
TBH theres doubt that there were chemical dropped on Douma, typical Zig Forumstards who don't seem to realise how incompetent the SAA is.
April 11, 2018 - 11:57
Whatever the paid for this performance it clearly wasn't enough.
April 11, 2018 - 11:58
there were no fucking chemicals at all lad, not because assad is incompetent either
April 11, 2018 - 11:58
Or they just shank you without a riot and you die ignominously because the female prison guard cant force her way through a pack of rabid muds. Which is more likely?
April 11, 2018 - 11:58
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April 11, 2018 - 11:58
You ever seen how easy it is to rile mozzies up over the jews?
April 11, 2018 - 11:59
Dunno about you lad but if I were in prison I'd become a crypto-mozzie
April 11, 2018 - 11:59
Smh lad it wasn't intentional by him, he tripped over, fell in a maid dress and took loads of selfies. Don't victim blame smh
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April 11, 2018 - 12:00
i felt ill earlier i think russia did a novichok attack on me
April 11, 2018 - 12:00
HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE RUSSIAN MINDSET? IS IVANKA PLAYING WITH DADDY DON'S PHONE AGAIN?twitter.com /realDonaldTrump /status /984032798821568513
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April 11, 2018 - 12:00
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I had a cough earlier I think Russia hacked my throat
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April 11, 2018 - 12:00
This "hacking" by a Russian didn't happen in the Templar toilets, did it?
April 11, 2018 - 12:01
>"you guys, you gotta stop the arms race"
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April 11, 2018 - 12:02
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April 11, 2018 - 12:02
shit i just realised he posted this 40 minutes after the other tweet. I thought it was an old tweet.
BASED TRUMP
April 11, 2018 - 12:03
What's this about SA sucking off Russians in the Templar bogs?
And you…Westie
Stop stealing my posts bich
April 11, 2018 - 12:03
that was my original post you fat meganigger
April 11, 2018 - 12:04
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April 11, 2018 - 12:04
whatever his jew masters tell him
April 11, 2018 - 12:05
smh I'm curious if he meant fuck or not
April 11, 2018 - 12:06
shit i wish they had bombed them now
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April 11, 2018 - 12:06
Well lads since the nukes are about to fly, where will you be spending your last moments on earth?
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April 11, 2018 - 12:06
eating dinner with my fat auntie
April 11, 2018 - 12:06
with my wife and children i hope
April 11, 2018 - 12:07
Where the fuck did you find this dullard.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:07
I can't believe Twitter is allowing this hashtag as an autocomplete result, jej
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April 11, 2018 - 12:07
It's too difficult for them, there's only so much you can do to hold back the tide.
April 11, 2018 - 12:08
How do you pronounce that?
April 11, 2018 - 12:08
Probably in bed shitposting or looking at pictures of my waifu
April 11, 2018 - 12:09
it's George Orwell writing about being homeless in 1933 lad
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April 11, 2018 - 12:09
No. You stole it from the last thread you crossdressing batty bwoi
April 11, 2018 - 12:09
We live in the past on this board lad.
April 11, 2018 - 12:09
At this rate he'll fire an ICBM at Moscow full of confetti but we'll all still be wiped out in the retaliation strike.
April 11, 2018 - 12:10
I hear 'bloody' spoken all the bloody time, I use it on here all the time. Who the fuck is this twat who thinks 'bloody' has died out.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:10
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April 11, 2018 - 12:10
that mans name? albert einstein
April 11, 2018 - 12:10
I can walk into the pub and hear it spoken, he's a fucking headcase.
w0ah
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April 11, 2018 - 12:11
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April 11, 2018 - 12:11
Probably someone who lives in a wog area of Londonistan tbh
April 11, 2018 - 12:11
tbh iirc some Victorians were actually so autismo, they would say "dashed" instead of swearing
April 11, 2018 - 12:11
That would be entirely worth it for the sheer bants
April 11, 2018 - 12:12
Just be Cornish, and threaten to set them on fire if they deny that you're an ethnic minority.
April 11, 2018 - 12:13
he was writing about 1933 lad. I assume he did predict that language would change over time. He also writes about how in his time rhyming slang is almost extinct, while my in depth knowledge due to watching The Sweeney reruns tells me it staged a resurgence at some point
April 11, 2018 - 12:13
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April 11, 2018 - 12:13
This tbh
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April 11, 2018 - 12:14
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April 11, 2018 - 12:14
Not in the bogs in the Templar tbh
April 11, 2018 - 12:14
My great-nan lived through both world wars and used to use it tbh
April 11, 2018 - 12:14
Well that's one customer down, guess I'll take a break at your timeslot.
April 11, 2018 - 12:15
ta lad, obviously I got the PC version
tbh I am no authority on what Londoners speak like
April 11, 2018 - 12:16
thanks based censors, really helps with clarity
April 11, 2018 - 12:17
That's fair lad and he may be right about the words coming and going, but to say that what has got to be one of the most common cuss words I hear on the reg being "abandoned utterly" is just nonsense.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:17
Something about this picture really makes me sad, lads. Fuck.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:18
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April 11, 2018 - 12:18
Reading my favourite chapters from the Bible in the Vulgate and Greek and shitposting on here
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April 11, 2018 - 12:18
I prefer Ball Peen Hammer by Pissing Kidney Stones tbh
April 11, 2018 - 12:19
pissing kidney stones is the best name brit came up with so far kek
April 11, 2018 - 12:19
It's the realisation that innocent people are being killed for the sake of jews.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:19
Those are unironically good band names
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April 11, 2018 - 12:19
Awful white Christian supremacist country, they need more diversity.
April 11, 2018 - 12:20
tbh he was a funny chap
which version lad? the only physical copy I have with me at the mo is the NIV, puts me right off
April 11, 2018 - 12:20
Ian Watkins and his mates locked up in the slammer All you fucking dirty cunts will eat my ball peen hammer WROOOOOOOAAAAAR
April 11, 2018 - 12:21
I care more about the ancient buildings being destroyed than anything else tbh Watched an ISIS beheading video without really caring, but when they were smashing the statues and columns and the like? That's what got me
April 11, 2018 - 12:21
Watching ISIS beheading devout Christians gets to me tbh
April 11, 2018 - 12:22
UK addresses only (includes Channel Islands). I'll check for local equivalents though
April 11, 2018 - 12:22
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April 11, 2018 - 12:23
Are you from GCHQ, lass? Or are you Ginnie?
April 11, 2018 - 12:23
It honestly choked me up.
I can't watch those beaheading videos. I remember watching Ken Bigley being beheaded when I was a schoolkid and his screams were burned into my memory for weeks. Stomach turning.
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April 11, 2018 - 12:24
It's the same feeling as seeing honest, hard-working brits in their communities just going about their daily lives, and being forced at gunpoint to suffer diversity else they'll be arrested.
April 11, 2018 - 12:25
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