President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump on Christmas Eve took calls from children anxious to find out where Santa was on his gift-giving journey.
In one conversation, Trump asked a 7-year-old named Coleman: “Are you still a believer in Santa?” He listened for a moment before adding: “Because at 7, it’s marginal, right?” Trump listened again and chuckled before saying: “Well, you just enjoy yourself and don't let in any Santas unless they speak english with out an accent .”
Oralé, I'd tell my kids the same shit. If santa came into my house speaking ebonics I'd shoot the fucker. It's fucked up, but you can only trust Santa as a character if he's white. Make him black, make him Hispanic, shit just won't work.
Jason Brown
What's with this retarded tradition of calling kids on Christmas is that really a job for the president?
Thomas Green
We're big on Santa down here.. We've got lots of gifts for little kiddies too..
All things considered talking to kids usually goes in terribly unorthodox directions. What I hate is a fucking stammering adult trying to censor goofy shit from kid's lives
Do you think The Guardian even knows what marginal means? He's just saying it's unimportant whether a kid believes in Santa or not at that age, when you get older, that's when it stops being marginal because believing in Santa at 20-something is a problem.
Josiah Harris
The real proof in the pudding is that, lie or not, almost everyone would actually believe that Trump would say such a thing, because it's in character for him. This is to contrast how alt-right idiots would make up things that Obama would say, but nobody would believe it outside that small group.
Jayden Baker
Do you think a 7 year old knows what marginal means you brainlet retard?
James Cox
Or it just means people are more likely to believe the media will continue to slander Trump by making him out to be a racist >>>Zig Forums
Don’t let a Santa in that talks with an accent. Yea right, meanwhile his wife sits next to him speaking in a heavy accent to other children. I like his policies but damn the guys a douchebag.
Zachary Foster
So are people who believe everything they read on the internet.
Guardian is upset at what Trump said, not the effect on the kid though, which there wouldn't be any since the kid wouldn't understand. Maybe think over what you're about to type before posting, because what you posted was irrelevant and doesn't make any sense.
Juan Miller
proof that you're stupid:
Even if the child didn't know what the word means
He would realize its some kind of negative term
He would probably interpret it as some form of insult he didn't understand, and it would make him feel bad, giving him a negative self perception
The same thing as if I told you that you have earned my floccinaucinihilipilification, only worse because he's just a little kid
You shouldn't lie to your children. Based Trump, you cucks.
Levi Myers
you fucking idiot
Christian Myers
He had a lot of time for interacting with Ivanka though.
Kevin Taylor
People who believe in a very nasty and totally made-up religion, mocking kids who believe in a cute story based on a real man who actually existed. Shame on you Trump ! :P This said, my own parents never had me believing in Santa or tooth fairy (who is a mouse in my country) or anything, they only told me that people usually tell these stories to kids. I feel like it was a shame, I lived cold reality instead of magic cute moments :( but instead for long I believed that cartoon characters were real.
this is exactly how you describe liberal democrats
Elijah Rodriguez
cope more trumpcuck
Kayden Hernandez
i suppose its better than ICE literally rapes kids
Juan Edwards
Wow Columbine was so bad I mean one of those future parasites could have been the next banker or invented a new way for jews to market!
Julian Powell
The kid didn't know, she just said yes and went along with it. She still believes in Santa, had her milk and cookies eaten at midngiht and got her gifts on Christmas.
Oliver Baker
ORANGE MAN BAD
Ethan Butler
And the mean(dumb) ol' grinch didn't ruin Christmas for lil Sue Who down in Whoville
For god sake. The Jews attacked Syrian people on Christmas Using 2 airliners as cover. How Low can the Jews Go. Now they say trump is not Christian. I want to hear it out of trumps mouth.
Fetish Freak Andy likes to show others his bodily fluids. Bet he and Wendy are into shit play. Hope the scum's copd causes him to suffocate in his own phlegm
Bet the slime still smokes tobacco and crack.
I don't like the man He helps cats So fucking what I shoot them when they go after the birds at my feeders
QUIZ: what are your favorite video games currently?
im just curious
Austin Cooper
sure thing, big shot
whatever makes you think and feel like you're in charge
Jackson White
H I N T :
you may give the orders….
but no one's doing as you say….
Lincoln Bailey
AGAIN: video games
which ones?
Ethan Campbell
see, i dont know anything about video games, and im trying to learn which games are your favorites
Gabriel Long
Meanwhile we who love America are laughing our hindy butts off as the lefties cannot find a better argument. Keep it coming. because the giggles this provided lasted more than a minute. Thank You Lefties.
John Campbell
nice job with the idiot-level copying & pasting
but at the end, where you added your own words, "and don't let in any Santas unless they speak english with out an accent ", you demonstrated your inability to communicate effectively, or spell.
For example, you should've typed 'don't let any Santas in' instead of typing 'don't let in any Santas'…
Then, you typed 'with out an accent', when in all actuality, 'without' is ONE WORD…
you're not very educated, are you?
Christian Miller
One must never end a sentence with an adverb
You did. The without was a typo on my part.
you're not very educated, are you?
Luke Watson
I must sent Andy, the incompetent Nazi gramma,(sac) to the Russian front
Yours truly, Adolph (sac)ler
Carter Barnes
AGAIN: you may be calling the shots……..
but no one's listening
clearly, I didn't stutter…………..
Noah Gutierrez
covfefescript:void(0);
Trump listened again and chuckled before saying: “Well, you just enjoy yourself, and don't let any Santas in, unless they speak english without an accent .”
Lucas Richardson
Not only covfefe did you get the sequence of words wrong, and misspell 'without', but you also failed to include two commas.
Adrian Nelson
boy, if it wernt for the firefox spell checker,id be in even more illiteracy
Colton Edwards
Did you know that females and those males with feminine attributes hAVE MUCH HIGHER verbal skills than us real he-men types?
Wyatt Torres
Andy is an artsy type. They have a much higher degree of same sex attraction than us masculine males. They often fantasize about being cradled in the muscular arms of an older father figure and the pulsing throbbing heat between the daddy's legs