Tryranical UK goverment looks into banning large meals

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6531469/Does-favourite-ready-meal-restaurant-treat-fall-foul-govs-new-calorie-crackdown.html
Calorie caps could be placed on thousands of meals sold in supermarkets and restaurants in an attempt to combat obesity.

Public Health England has drawn up detailed plans for calorie limits to be imposed on 12 types of food sold by retailers and 13 served in restaurants and takeaways.

Two huge draft documents outlining the proposed limits, which run to a total of 223 pages, have been sent to food manufacturers, retailers and restaurant chain bosses for consultation.
Under the plans, pizzas will have to lose toppings, burgers will shrink and sandwiches will get thinner.

Health officials last night insisted the guidelines, which form part of the Government’s childhood obesity strategy, will not be legally enforced and are voluntary. But they pointed out that ministers have threatened alternative ‘levers’ if no progress is made – a threat understood to involve mandatory rules or additional taxes.

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"Oy! You got a license for those chips mate!?"

Maybe this entices companies to make actual good, nutritionally sensible meals instead of cheating with grease, sugar and salt.

Wouldn't that make them liable to kike court for fat shaming?

< Still believing in calories-in-calories-out
The CICO theory is propaganda by junk food companies to shift the blame from themselves onto customers. Oy vey goy, don't you know that you can eat as much of our junk as you want, just as long as you work it off afterwards? My cousin Moishe can make you a good deal on a gym membership.

Obesity is a defense mechanism of the body to poisoning by carbohydrates. You can work your ass off all you want, your body will just send out hormones to make you tired and get to stop before it taps into the fat reserves. Cut out the shit from your food and your weight will drop on its own again.

Of course I'm not saying you should not exercise, only that exercising for weight loss is pointless. Exercise is still good for maintaining your mental fitness and the health of your muscles, tendons and joins. But you don't have to torture yourself at the gym for those benefits.

Some of those example meals are actually fine from a caloric standpoint. That Ham and Mushroom Tagliatelle at 585 is pretty god damned reasonable. I don't understand the 335 calorie demand there, as that probably is 330 calories of pasta (pretty typical serving of pasta if you read the label), plus 250 of ham, mushroom and whatever else goes into it. Hell if you at that three times a day you'd be shy of 1800 calories and actually running fairly low from a calorie standpoint if you're a man and doing basically any form of activity at all. In the end this will solve nothing at all. People who want more will just fucking buy more.

You could go back 60 years and draw inspiration from there and actually, I don't know, enforce minimum physical fitness standards in order to pass physical education and graduate high school. And retroactively enforce those standards for public office. If you can't perform pull-ups you can't perform in politics. Anyone in office failing it can be immediately and unceremoniously drowned in the channel for daring to sit on high and look down at people without having the qualifications themselves.

Or you could, just, you know stop funding public healthcare period and let the weak suffer and die as they ought.

lol you are fucking retarded

n is such a shitheap that niggers like you and neptune can post their anti science opinions freely

kys

Oh boy, do we all trust in science…

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Nah, same shit just less if it so you have to spend more to support food addiction

i wish they could invent booze that gets me drunk but doesnt add to my waisted line

Ey der u got dat loicense fo dat creamer m8?

Try oxycodone

no calories

do they have an IPA?

rotisserie chickens*

gotta avoid ending up looking like the bloated burgerkikes, i'm am supportive of this measure tbqh.

It'll be some fucking vegetarian quorn shit, it'll taste like ass as well.
NUKE US PLEASE

you still look as stupid as them

We get it, shit's addicting, quit acting like anyone has any sympathy for you because you're fat and go exercise.

Get some fucking b vitamins then faggot exercise sucks for literally everyone, it just sucks for you LESS because all you have to do is fucking WALK AROUND.

chips = fries
crisps = chips

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Mind explaining how your body violates the laws of thermodynamics?

I hate it when idiots try to sound smarter than they are. His statement has little to do with thermodynamics as the human body is not an isolated system. He is simply saying if you want to lose weight, cut the crap. Your body will give out before you can burn off what you put in if you continue to fill it with junk.

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Eat do an appropriate amount of excersise……..fucking simple.
If your a fat cunt eat less walk more………fucking simple
If your a UK politician (CUNT) leave us people alone or well burn your houses of parliment down ( if your in it or not)……….fucking simple
Brexit no deal NOW

In a few months UK cucks will need a loi….ID to watch porn online and maybe later they'll need a loicense and then a permit for that loicense.

fuck your thread

Get out kike

i once watched a reality show about loosing weight
the family shown drank like 8 bottles of cola per deay, ate junk food all the fucking time, fried everything, had massibe breakfast, lunch, dinner and snaks in between and didn't even know why they were fat
the problem ain't calories, they can cap them all they want but people with bad eating habits will just keep eating like pigs

Good. If the citizens don’t want a nanny state, they can stop acting like indulgent infants.

Less food same price.

These dickheads will do everything short of removing the actual problem that caused the obesity crisis in the first place and that of course is high fructose corn syrup.

Remove that shit from the food supply and society will begin looking how young people generally looked in the 1950’s again which is to say fit and healthy.

Thermodynamics puts an upper limit on how much energy you can expend. If you have stored X amount of calories in your body, you can at most perform X amount of calories of work. Similarly, you cannot gain more weight than you eat, you won't become a hambeast because you eat a leaf of salad.

But here is the catch: your body will never allow you to spend all your stored up energy, it will shut down before that happens, because it's better to lie down and take a rest than to die from exhaustion. The only way to get your body to tap into its reserves is in an emergency when it's a life-or-death situation.


This guy gets it.


I have been exercising for years to no effect, only putting on more weight. Then I cut out all sugar, even the small amounts and the hidden sugar in food that doesn't even taste sweet and my weight dropped in a few months on its own.

If it was just a theory then The Rock would be the fattest mother fucker on the planet with how many carbs he eats. Fuck off back to your meme diets like Keto, faggot. Meanwhile I'm here eating like I always have and losing weight because I started walking to work every day which takes an hour each way.
Yes, your body will make you stop before you burn all your energy. But there's a lot more to it than just X amount of time on the bike will burn X amount of calories. If you workout your metabolism will become faster, making your calories burned when idle and sleeping higher. Combine that with vitamins and consulting with a doctor on what's the best weight loss strategy for you(because all bodies have different needs in order to lose weight), you can easily lose weight.

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Thx. I'll make use of 'em!

Cut out sugar and vegetable oil from your diet and you'll be healthy. People used to use animal fat(lard) for frying and cooking their foods before vegetable oil became mainstream and they were healthy. The sugar industry is all jewish rats: npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/13/493739074/50-years-ago-sugar-industry-quietly-paid-scientists-to-point-blame-at-fat

cut out deez nuts

The Rock can do whatever nonsense he wants and still look jacked because he's abusing PEDs.

Vodka

You really think you should use Rock as an example for this? He is obviously using roids so his hormones are completely different compared to naturals…

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Found the hammy.

die brainless faggot

I wonder if price will godown. Hmmmm.

You're a funny guy.

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a real life fat tax

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These guys have it. Carbs, specifically sucrose and fructose, are literal poison. Robert Lustig has already got the hard science: youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM?t=65
TL:DW
youtube.com/watch?v=a_r8mIAiL00


Nigger not all energy sources are metabolized the same. Sucrose is different to glucose is different to ketones is different to alcholol. Not the same energy pathways numbnuts. CICO is bad science, absolute retard level theory.

jew mad

Skip to here for the biochemistry: youtu.be/dBnniua6-oM?t=2465

While prices will probably remain just as high

That's not what obesity is, you could become obese eating a no carb diet, especially if you ate excessive amounts of fats.
The body is made to process carbs as part of a natural diet. It's much more important what kind of carbs are eaten and how much, doughnuts cake and Mountain Dew are not the same as whole grains.

Are people so pathetic they don't even have the willpower to just eat a little less? No wonder folk have a hard time sensing spirits nowadays.

How the fuck do they expect to enforce this shit?

I've been doing fine on glucose based carbs–carbs that breaks down to almost all glucose. Still I don't go over board on them. Avoid all refine carbs that break down into fructose–fruits and veges are fine in sensible amounts. Fructose is troublesome; only liver cells and a few other organ cells(I forgot right now which) can process fructose and if your liver glycogen stores are full then the fructose is converted to triglycerides(fats) and stored in the liver or shipped off to fat cells). Almost all cells can process glucose though. The best time to eat sweets is when liver glycogen stores are depleted for you faggots with sweet tooths.

False. Once you eat enough fat your satiety signals tell you you're full. Try and eat 400g+ of suet/tallow/lard. Protip: you can't. You'll be sick. Only on sucrose/fructose/glucose will your body allow you to become obese.

Tell me how carbohydrates are an essential nutrient. And before you tell me that glucose is necessary for brain function I'll first tell you that that need is met by gluconeogenesis. You can survive with only fat and protein. The only carb that could be construed as beneficial is fibre, basically indigestible carbohydrate.

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we should never stop making fun of the UK. they are a perpetual joke.

I’ve learned that it’s not how much but what.

You're a retard this is obviously a poor attempt at trying to hide the fact that people's stress and the shit food people are eating is absolutely destroying their digestive system to the point where they can only digest small portions of food without problems.
Yeah that's right making it illegal to eat big meals is to make sure you don't notice you have crohn's disease, cancer in your digestive track, ulcers, severe constipation, etc., etc. Because eating too much of something you should be all rights have no problems digesting is never a good sign and you'll of course ease yourself off eating shit food.

funnies thing is that tey're not allowed to laugh to that joke..

You shouldn't have given up your guns, UK…

This is the future you chose.

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looks like those english pedos r preparing for running out of food post-brexit! :D

Just stop eating so many cakes you fat fuck

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Figures. I have a suggestion: learn how to cook, and buy wholesale in bulk (food is cheaper buying in bulk)!

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shoo, we fixin ta start a little team, da rotisserie boyz

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