At long last, the government shutdown, now in its 35th day, may finally be coming to an end.
According to the Drudge Report, President Trump is planning to announce that a deal has been reached to temporarily reopen the federal government during a hastily organized 1 pm press conference set to take place in the Rose Garden. The press conference was announced mere minutes before Drudge broke the news about the announcement, and follows a hint from Sen. Tim Kaine from earlier on Friday that a breakthrough might finally be imminent.
CBS and the Atlantic have confirmed that Trump is expected to endorse a short-term bill to reopen the government.
As White House aides scramble to set up the Rose Garden, President Trump is expected to announce his support for a bill to temporarily reopen the government.
Five minutes after Trump was set to begin speaking, Press Secretary Sarah Sanders tweeted that the event has been pushed back to 1:30 pm ET.
The President will make remarks regarding the shutdown in the Rose Garden today at 1:30pm. This will be an open press event.
— Sarah Sanders (@PressSec) January 25, 2019
Fox is reporting that the temporary bill will leave government open until Feb. 15. If no deal is reached by then, a national emergency order to circumvent Congress and build the wall is expected. The Washington Post confirmed this, and added that the stopgap won't include funding for a border wall. Mitch McConnell is reportedly planning to pass the stopgap bill on Friday, and a House aide confirmed that Congressional leaders have agreed to advance the bill.
Pop goes the weasel! Oh well. Now I expect trump to get a bout of the bone spurs or some shit next year and resign. Enter preachy ned flanders AKA pence.
Chase Richardson
Tomorrow, Trump is announcing his plans to arrest and kill the savage dog called Assad and rename Syria to something Sheldon and Bibi will like. As for today, Pelosi used her biggest strapon on Trump to show really is boss.
Julian Scott
Nice narrative. Covington tier.
Hunter Allen
I'm just posting a report on this is all, he caved, which was a very bad move.
Lucas Perry
opened the government for 3 WEEKS HES BEING SMART
WANT TO TIP? HE IS BULLET PROOF HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER
either the Dems give him money OR he orders it and the Democrats has lost any legs to stand on lawsuit wise
end result? He gets his wall
2020 result? TRUMP WINS
My guess is you have never seen a winner before, being a looser yourself. You keep you eyes on the prize who cares who wins or little pointless battles when you WIN THE FUCKING WAR in the end…
I admire your enthusiasm, I must be a very aggressive pessimist because I just don't see it happening. This is the THIRD time he has caved on this issue. When will be the fourth?
John Jones
Ok, meanwhile you cost me 10 billion dollars by hanging this campfire over my head.
I'm going to start knocking the shit out of everyone at nbc studios.
Jacob Allen
We'll see in three week's time. Either we get wall funding, a state of emergency or a new president.
Juan Ramirez
Your general is just going to laugh and laugh and laugh.
I'm like livid that I tried to save you people, explicitly stated the problem and what would happened, was forced to threaten the lives of people, and all I get for sacrificing my life is 600,000 bail and a 10 billion dollar fire.
I should've been a serial rapist.
The fuck? I'm going to hit the shit out of everyone of you.
Justin Gutierrez
And NOW the big deal is the wall that cost what? Half of what I was dealing with? In three days time.
David Mitchell
You people better be fucking kidding me
Andrew Jenkins
I'm going to wreck your fucking reality if you don't start listening
Maybe if I just knocked you assholes out when I had the chance those 100 people would still be alive.
Christian Williams
How? Why would republican voters switch sides doing this? If anything this just proves how fucked up the Democrats are
Benjamin Moore
Completely inchoate
(and you don't even know how to spell the word 'loser' correctly)
Parker Gutierrez
Don't start getting cute with puns. IM FACING PRISON TIME OVER BEING POISONED WITH CRYPTONITE AND BEING FORCED TO WATCH THIS STUPIDITY UNRAVEL
Jason Young
THIS SUMS UP MY PHONE CALL TO OFFICER MC SHOOT BLACK PEOPLE
Nicholas Hill
Sorry that's the part when someone besides myself actually does something about this.
The part I meant to post was …
Adrian Long
This is what happens when you let Superman die slowly of cryptonite electrocuting his brain. Your shit catches of fire and then you idiots go bitch about something that cost half as much.
Isaiah Perez
I'm literally in bad shape because you won't do the slightest thing I needed to save you idiots.
Evan Hill
So, Killcen……..
you're finally admitting that Trump was a mistake?
Ian Clark
Stop hiring tranny's to talk to themselves.
Ryder Harris
it's spelled 'trannies'
not 'tranny's'
Adrian Fisher
You seriously have no idea what an apostrophe is, do you?…..
How about I put it in your ass while you try to suck your own dick?
Mason Collins
Oh I'm sorry was that insensitive? Maybe I should tell it to the 30,000 people you're doing that to right now with your bullshit news.
Logan Walker
WANT TO TIP? HE IS BULLET PROOF HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER
you wordsmith, you
Matthew Smith
Hey maybe you can fuck yourself while I try and get my balls and cock in there and someone fucks your face on the floor while you dildo their ass with one of those big wobbly ones
Christian Russell
How's my spelling now you fucking prick?
Luke Gray
you're almost as talented at insults as you are at grammar…..
almost
Aiden Campbell
Don't worry I'll help you work the shaft in your ass while I'm frogging you
Jayden Thompson
The reach around is old news.
Dylan Butler
Seriously I can think of worse. Someone better fucking get on this PGE thing or Zuckerberg is going to be kissing his own eyebrows.
Mason Foster
I'd be more than happy to teach you how to communicate on a 3rd grade level.
Parker Richardson
WANT TO TIP? HE IS BULLET PROOF HIS EXECUTIVE ORDER
-Albert Einstein
Daniel Richardson
EINSTEIN IS STUPID —SUPERMAN
Connor Foster
We can get kids involved I don't mind.
Easton Garcia
Does your country have cocaine? We're going to need it if we're going to a third grade level.
Levi Allen
I'm part of the reason joker goes crazy. I feel bad cause of Lois.
The best part about this is that I can easily judge whose been ignoring me and thinks I should be embarrassed.
You are not leveraging your lives well.
Cameron Moore
So long as I'm isolated this serves as a lever.
Julian King
LOOSER = your butthole
LOSER = you
Parker Lewis
WHO'S *
Justin Fisher
I will be more than happy to teach you how to correctly use WHOSE and WHO'S
Jack Diaz
What did you expect? He waited for the democrats to take power. He doesn't want a wall, he wants to keep promising it to get votes. The same games as ever.
Isaac Clark
i bet you've spent your entire lifetime desperately hoping that nobody will realize that you're completely illiterate.
Carter Jenkins
No, it's because he learned Roger Stone got arrested by the FBI and he needed to distract the public
Liam Perry
egg zack lee
Jonathan Evans
the Rodger Stone story is HUGE…. the only thing that could possibly distract from it was to reopen the government.
Trump was SO worried, that he was willing to be seen as a complete loser.
John Murphy
Rodger Stone makes it 34 Trump Cronies To Be Charged Criminally…….
Hunter Lee
...
Grayson Allen
Good counter argument.
Bentley Miller
so, you're trying to say that it earns your floccinaucinihilipilification ?
Jose Brooks
Basically. Glad he's making sure the budget funded workers are getting paid again after Pelosi's little shit fit.
That's right. I'm approaching you assuming you read the tranny thing.
Thomas Myers
I'll give him a bigger story. We will build that wall.
David Hernandez
Doubling down? Full belly laugh.
Nolan Peterson
no wall is going to be built, little guy.
if he was going to build one, it wouldve begun two years ago.
by the way, Rodger Stone had to resign from Bob Dole's campaign when he and his hideous wife took out ads, begging for another woman to please fuck them.
6 months ago, all the Trump idiots were always posting "two more years"… "two more years"… "two more years"….
they have become remarkably quiet lately
Julian Campbell
If he uses an executive order to build the wall, it will immediately be struck down. He will then claim it was “out of his control” because the courts prevented him from building it. That’s the reason why he hasn’t done it through executive power yet, and why he only will as a last resort to save political face.
congratulations on the 'spelling 'you're' correctly' thing
Christian Foster
well atleast the workers are getting paid again. it's a shame they were they ones getting fucked over in all this rather then the assholes who created this mess. i say fuck the wall and just end the war on drugs and tax the markets. this war is endless and futile and has gotten far to many people arrested and killed. it isn't working.
