Sex Robots Will Upgraded With Government Backdoors and Spyware

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

From the Drudge Report to The New York Times, sex robots are rapidly being shilled to the mindless masses.

Behind the headlines, a number of companies are currently developing robots designed to provide humans with companionship and sexual pleasure – with a few already on the market.

Unlike sex toys and dolls, which are typically sold in off-the-radar shops and hidden in closets, sexbots may become mainstream. A 2017 survey suggested almost half of Americans think that having sex with robots will become a common practice within 50 years.

And a question almost entirely overlooked is how the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission should regulate the hazards associated with sex robots. Existing sex products are not well regulated, and this is cause for concern given the multitude of ways in which sex robots could be harmful to their users.

For example, dangers lurk even in a seemingly innocent scene where a sex robot and human hold hands and kiss. What if the sexbots’ lips were manufactured with lead paint or some other toxin? And what if the robot, with the strength of five humans, accidentally crushes the human’s finger in a display of passion?

Governments are now trying to regulate sex robots and it is only a matter of time before they mandate forced GPS tracking, along with hidden WiFi cameras and microphones with these sexbots. One could only imagine how big tech would profit from all the personal data stolen and sold as well.

But, goyim will be goyim.

thesun.co.uk/tech/8420080/sex-robots-spying-government-crush-limbs/
web.archive.org/web/20190215003212/https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/8420080/sex-robots-spying-government-crush-limbs/

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Other urls found in this thread:

neurodope.com/smart-dust-spy-brain/
learning-mind.com/remote-neural-monitoring-how-they-spy-on-your-thoughts/
technologyreview.com/s/527886/spying-on-the-brain/
scientificamerican.com/article/injectable-brain-implant-spies-on-individual-neurons/
howtogeek.com/233742/how-to-stop-your-smart-tv-from-spying-on-you/
nbcnews.com/tech/security/your-smart-tv-watching-you-watching-tv-consumer-reports-finds-n845456
wreg.com/2017/02/23/consumer-alert-your-smart-tv-is-spying-on-you/
nytimes.com/2018/05/25/business/amazon-alexa-conversation-shared-echo.html
cnbc.com/2018/05/24/amazon-echo-recorded-conversation-sent-to-random-person-report.html
thestar.com/news/world/2018/05/24/amazon-echo-recorded-sent-oregon-familys-conversation-without-consent.html
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3092988/Google-patents-creepy-internet-toys-control-home-listen-conversations-spy-children.html
nbcdfw.com/news/tech/Holidays-Smart-Gift-Spying-On-You-465798463.html
wnd.com/2017/12/kids-toys-listening-in-on-bedroom-playtime/
theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/17/german-parents-told-to-destroy-my-friend-cayla-doll-spy-on-children
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking
archive.fo/isnXt#selection-1195.0-1195.93
archive.fo.killcens_new_gf
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b5a6db3530ae
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568cb2ecc9e9d

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

Yeah they're putting weapons in it that spy on your brain you dip shits.

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Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Regulated sex robots allows for controlled dissemination of cybernetics.

You can all march ahead like lemmings. It's not going to matter in 30 years.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

neurodope.com/smart-dust-spy-brain/

learning-mind.com/remote-neural-monitoring-how-they-spy-on-your-thoughts/ (there are also hyper spectral methods but your math sucks in general along with your AI.)

technologyreview.com/s/527886/spying-on-the-brain/
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scientificamerican.com/article/injectable-brain-implant-spies-on-individual-neurons/
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Unfortunately it's not limited by injection. Simple exposure to your lymphatic system which is highly concentrated in your genitiles will allow it to spread.

Hey give me back my girlfriend.

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

Look here's video of the culprit.

Quick. Nobody do anything. Just be beta male and had over your weight wemon.

David Nelson
David Nelson

Or Mexican whatever

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

This. Is a live video of this.>>742021

scientificamerican.com/article/injectable-brain-implant-spies-on-individual-neurons/

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

This IS that technology in real time. I moved my finger about half an inch from it before it moved

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

ITS BARELY MICROSCOPIC

David Baker
David Baker

So long as my finger was within a proximity of half an inch from this glass plate it would wiggle around. It does not move at any other time. It dies in 7 days.

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

not using bitcoin to buy a black market fuccbot with cracked firmware and a custom made cunny
do you even cyberpunk bro?

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Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

All privacy is dead. All we can do is mope and cry now, because we have nothing to live for.

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

You thought BPA was a problem with plastics? Wait until robot hookers are regulated and it's a crime to damage one.

Your leaders lost their souls.

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

There are limitations to this technology even if you spied on every atom.

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

There are square particles that, through plane wave entanglement, have super elliptical interactions with another surface by interaction.

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Robert King
Robert King

Your math is very limited to spherical shapes. Wayyyy into string mechanics.

It's kind of embarrassing.

I mean I get e^pi but why not pi^e?
Don't you want to know what pi^e is like user?

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Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

A series of degenerate square particles relatively close enough have a surface area that is 2x+2 times the metric of measurement of it's area.

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Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

Your face when you're this stupid.

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Alexander Morales
Alexander Morales

Furthermore there's an absolute limit to power depending on it's curl as a gamma function.

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Jack Smith
Jack Smith

If any sum of fractions exceeds the sum 1+1/2+1/3+1/4…. 1/n it is so that it will change direction to a new quadrant.

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Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

Every curve that is continuous is also an integration of many similar logarithms fashioned from a reimann zeta function.

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Dominic Rodriguez
Dominic Rodriguez

Basic modern topology is wrong. You cannot simply bend any line into any shape.

The limitations of bending a circle so that it is continuous at all points is related to the logarithms of it's derivative.

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Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Each point in a smooth curve cannot be recovered by several general solutions to differential equations nor it's geometric infinitesimal equivalent. You cannot bend a function in which every way you want unless it's geometric infinitesimal can be represented by a general solution for differentials.

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Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

This is so that the infinity series solution that solves a differential that represents a point on a geometric (bigeometric) integral can be predictably be carried onto the next chart on the manifold. The function would fuck up before 1-2 if you didn't have it right from 0-1.

Stop paying me with hamburger.

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Sebastian Thomas
Sebastian Thomas

Those geometric integrals are also known to (embarrassing people) University calculus as integrating factors.

Ugh.

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

The true continuous derivative of e^x is 1/e^2 (magnitude spared)

Michael Rogers
Michael Rogers

Hey give me my million dollars I want to go to Japan.

Jackson James
Jackson James

Give me the millions of dollars I'm owed and I'll give you the magnitude.

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Hey, you want the ressonating entanglement frequency or what?

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

How close was Tesla to this? Even scratching?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

No. No. I could destroy calculus tomorrow.

The modern foundation of calculus and physics is a joke.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

You mean, they stuck a smartphone into one?

Governments don't need to spy on people who are already subdued, aka people who would buy a sex doll. Glowing portable screens are the sweet spot for spy tech because they enable you to spy on billionaires, world leaders, upstart entrepreneurs you're looking to buyout for pennies on the dollar, idealistic genius students who dream of changing the world out of its current dystopian state, or basically anyone a scheming supervillain would be better-off-without.

<But I put tape on my camera though!!1
Did you put tape on your web browsing history and social media posts? Even before "smart" tech came out, mobile phones were used to track people's locations for government purposes. It connects to the nearest service tower and records will show which one that was at any given moment.

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Easton Clark
Easton Clark

His theory of alternating current was a mathematical revelation of changing a voltage vector.

His entire premise is flawed because calculus was made by infantiles in the 1600-1800s.

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Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

You're wrong info bot. The most intelligent and beta need to be drawn into the most embarrassing sexual situations so it can be used against them.

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

They turned fungus into a SWARM computer and your herpes is spying on your brain.

You're behind on the times. What you need to do is go find yourself and your costume.

David Williams
David Williams

You'd think dropping 1000 stars would be enough of a point but nooooo let this AI run my life

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Jordan Cruz
Jordan Cruz

In case you're new here:
It's sn1987a

In b4 Superman a dick when forced to drink

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Colton Cox
Colton Cox

My constellation

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Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

Your constellations.

All of them.

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Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

Wow slow clap.

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David Brooks
David Brooks

Give me back my girlfriend

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Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

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Carter Wood
Carter Wood

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Eli Wright
Eli Wright

I'm sorry but in context of humanities achievements in observing the stars…

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Grayson Green
Grayson Green

I'm sorry is this a little harsh? This seems funny to me.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

I'm sorry I thought this was still funny.

-kal el

Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

Btw I'm helping you solve connect the dots

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

You see the constellation is in HD as opposed to stick figures like everyone's so fascinated with.

You'd think this is front page news!

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

I mean do you even understand how many solar systems died to make that?

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

I mean look this was just 30 years ago

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Leo Russell
Leo Russell

No sex robots. Please.

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Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Oh, give back my girlfriend.

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Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

I'm not sure why you're spying on my brain for the sole purpose of nullifying me but you're causing the doing problem

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Justin Walker
Justin Walker

Give back Diana.

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Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

You must still have a plan if you haven't given her back already.

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

Go anazon for the new Republican candidate. I thought I read it somewhere since NYC is too smart

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Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

Amazon not anazon… Boy is my face red.

James Russell
James Russell

After Trump is done obviously.

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

Haha life
Anyways, we don't need government robots with dick invading cyber viruses. We just need to adjust how we live a little bit and get first aid.

If you don't then we can talk about robot prostitutes>>742077
.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

Oh like Batman wouldn't make a weird comment about Robin when drunk.

WHORE YOU LOOKING AT

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

WHORE

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

Dear God.

Carter Taylor
Carter Taylor

I wonder how joker is taking this

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Jack Ward
Jack Ward

Typo. Joeker.

Grayson Allen
Grayson Allen

A 2017 survey suggested almost half of Americans think that having sex with robots will become a common practice within 50 years.

BULLSHIT

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

lol congratulations!! It appears that your paranoid delusions have attracted the Superman Faggot.

it looks like the two of you make an adorable couple. Happy Valentine's Day

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

Jim pays this guy to derail REAL NEWS threads. But whatever, Zig Forums deserves this garbage because Zig Forums pushes SHIT corporate mainstream narratives all the time. Thus the reason /newsplus/ is sinking in viewership. Thus the reason when I'm not here for a while posting REAL NEWS the views on Zig Forums go way down as well. Its relative. No one believes the propaganda anymore.

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Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

It wasn't a paranoid delusion when "Smart TVs" were confirmed spying on consumers:

howtogeek.com/233742/how-to-stop-your-smart-tv-from-spying-on-you/
nbcnews.com/tech/security/your-smart-tv-watching-you-watching-tv-consumer-reports-finds-n845456
wreg.com/2017/02/23/consumer-alert-your-smart-tv-is-spying-on-you/

It wasn't a paranoid delusion when Amazon echo was recording consumer conversations:

nytimes.com/2018/05/25/business/amazon-alexa-conversation-shared-echo.html
cnbc.com/2018/05/24/amazon-echo-recorded-conversation-sent-to-random-person-report.html
thestar.com/news/world/2018/05/24/amazon-echo-recorded-sent-oregon-familys-conversation-without-consent.html

It wasn't a paranoid delusion when "smart toys" were found to be spying on children:

dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3092988/Google-patents-creepy-internet-toys-control-home-listen-conversations-spy-children.html
nbcdfw.com/news/tech/Holidays-Smart-Gift-Spying-On-You-465798463.html
wnd.com/2017/12/kids-toys-listening-in-on-bedroom-playtime/
theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/17/german-parents-told-to-destroy-my-friend-cayla-doll-spy-on-children

THIS TIME WILL BE NO DIFFERENT! And you are utterly naive to believe it will be.

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

sex robots WILL UPGRADED

they 'will upgraded'?

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

AWEFUL! Trump signs new law

did you mean AWFUL?

or AWEFUL ?

Oliver Fisher
Oliver Fisher

Congratulations on the Love Connection, Lois Lane

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Logan White
Logan White

Sex Robots Will Upgraded Aweful

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

I told you I make mistakes sometimes, not a big deal. It happens. We all make mistakes at some point.

Anthony Reed
Anthony Reed

Congratulations, Clark Kent !!

Charles Kelly
Charles Kelly

What the fuck is this shit?

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Aweful Sex Robots Will Upgraded ?

i never said you made a mistake

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

Why don't you work as a troll for facebook?

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

Jim wants to congratulate you on your new love connection with the SUPERMAN FAGGOT, and he says he's proud of you for moving on with your life after your recent overdose.

Nolan Fisher
Nolan Fisher

I demand evidence of him being a sissy.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

wait a minute………….
I thought this WAS facebook

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

Is FAGGOT an acronym or something?

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

THIS.

Govt spooks in damage control mode now.

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

it was a 'mistake' you made two times?

once while naming the image file, then again while creating the thread?

that's just AWEFUL

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Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

I'm sure we're all aware we owe people from the 90s who thought their tv was spying on them and acting paranoid a form of apology.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Eck_phreaking for the readers

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

Yes…. it stands for:

F = h
A = o
G = m
G = o
O = s
T = exual

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Basically thats the idea behind TEMPEST surveillance which the DoD had since the late 70s to spy on foreign actors' clunky electronic systems.

Cooper Hernandez
Cooper Hernandez

Toxic masculinity, divided family and friends, and socially engineered to fail. Yeah, the sex robots are completely innocent guise.

Nothing insidious happening here. They can't win their war on germs and biological weapons. The internet of things will demand sex with robots.

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

HINT: the tv sets in the 1990s didnt have the technology installed into them

so you're WRONG

the tv sets weren't connected to the internet

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Well they can still fuck off because I won't allow ANY of that crap in my home.

TEMPEST wasn't internet surveillance, like I said, it was to monitor the USE of basic electronics.

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

Lol

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

F = h

G = o

O = G

G = o

G = s

0 = -T+exual

Now I get what you're saying. I balanced your math equation.

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

The point of electromagnetic surveillance is to monitor the use of air-gapped (offline) electronic hardware. Its still put in use today when targeted adversaries use older electronics instead of internet-connected devices.

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

Did you read the article? The operation of an electronic device gives off radiation like heat. It can be spied on with an antenna built for the signal.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

Well thats what the DoD used TEMPEST for, was to monitor the electromagnetic spectrum via air wave emission. All electronics emit some kind of electromagnetic frequency, which can be picked up upon remotely from certain distances.

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

F = h

G - O = -T+exual

O-G=-T+exual

G-o = -T+exual

G-s= -T+exual

0 = -T+exual

Using my super mathematics, I was able to figure out what youre saying is negative and textual and means almost nothing.
But the F and H are still free random variables. Wait a moment, I must create a stochastic equation to figure this out!

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

EXAMPLE: What they can do is replicate what your watching with that old VCR player on an old non-internet/non-cable-connected TV set. All they do is park a van a couple blocks away from your home, boot up their hardware for TEMPEST surveillance, scan the air waves nearby and aim it toward where you live within your property. They collect all the electromagnetic output emitted via air waves, then use some advanced simulation tool to replicate what it is you are watching on that set. Oh, so you like watching snuff porn on old VHS cassettes? Well now they know.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

In before you say something random!

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David Rogers
David Rogers

Only the DoD targeted actual foreign adversaries with TEMPEST at that time, not civil cases such as that, it would be up to the police to find out about snuff film production.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

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Michael Martin
Michael Martin

I hope they don't find my comic book collection!

I have one of them.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

awwwww you're flirting

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Yeah, about your picture:

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Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

Great we are going for a dystopian cyberpunk future without the cool prosthetics and brain to machine interfaces. Fucking (((elites))) don't even know how to have fun.

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Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

If its on your computer, sure they can.

If its old comic strips or magazines, not likely. They'd have to have a physical warrant to confiscate shit from your property so likely not.

Luke Long
Luke Long

I'm under the influence of crypotonite rose` as we chat. I'm a little sensitive to my weight problem.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

Its adorable how you and the SUPERMAN FAGGOT have finally found eachother.

well, at least somebody was interested in your crap

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

Well this will be a dystopia, it pretty much is already. That is, IF YOU ALLOW IT!

Thats key here, folks. You don't have to consent. You need to draw your lines in the sand, God knows I have. And I'm a pretty stubborn SOB about that too.

Cameron Garcia
Cameron Garcia

Hey, isn't our data our affect? Pretty sure that's in the constitution.

I can't Jay walk without getting a ticket… Not sure why every tech company can trade my property.

Carter Cook
Carter Cook

Thats the major problem here, big tech and big govt (READ: SAME THING)… these people DO NOT CARE about the constitution. So if you consume this, you lose those privacy rights. Period.

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

its honestly hard to say which one of you has the most delusional beliefs.

but yeah, at least you finally found somebody who was attracted to your bullshit.

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

Yeah but they're just releasing brain to computer interfaces into the public to make people swipe their phone. You couldn't help it if you avoided technology to begin with.

I mean you can pick this stuff up in a public shower. Highschools are super vulnerable.

Dylan Lopez
Dylan Lopez

This goes with ALL that "smart" crap by the way. Not just your computer/laptops/phones. The best thing you can do is minimize the amount of info you feed these machines, and to only use what you absolutely need (most "smart" crap is not really necessary to have).

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

bullshit
It's like a rabies virus carried by fungus. Instead it makes you an idiot and swipe or stare at your phone every 3 seconds.

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

Wish I was allowed to work.

Luke Jenkins
Luke Jenkins

Well for Christs sake, just stop using this crap. Get an older flip phone, don't be swapping data with these institutions. If you can, don't do online banking either. Face to face or mail only.

John Morris
John Morris

Boy I wish I was allowed to work.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Trade school. Look into it.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

/Joke

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Eli Parker
Eli Parker

No I'm physically tortured if I try to work. It purposefully waits until I work to electrocute me.

Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

its ADORABLE how you two
finally found each other

you're the perfect couple

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Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

Hey SUPERFAGGOT…..

i guess it's safe to assume that you're
the 'female' in the dynamic duo ?

somehow i dont think that
Killcen is the woman in
this paranoid pairing

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

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Brody Allen
Brody Allen

congratulations, dude

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

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Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Stop being such a nut.

Eli Long
Eli Long

speaking of nuts…..

i think SUPERFAGGOT would like to see yours

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

Go ahead and ask Killcen for some dick pics

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

Well sorry, I'm not interested.

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

i think he's 'prepping' his rectum

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

WTF ??!!! SUPERFAGGOT REALLY LIKES YOU

Gavin Roberts
Gavin Roberts

I don't post pictures of dicks. I do however have a cute dame to post for you.

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Liam Moore
Liam Moore

Now that you have found your only friend
its time to take this relationship up a notch

ask for some pics, dude

Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

za warudo toki wo tomare

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Zachary Green
Zachary Green

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Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

SUPERFAGGOT isnt interested in Audrey Landers

he doesnt like females

Nicholas Sanders
Nicholas Sanders

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Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

Hey, nutjob

offer to hive him
a nutjob…………
F A G G O T

Colton Powell
Colton Powell

The secret to my stance is…

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David Hughes
David Hughes

"Sex Robots Will Upgraded With Government Backdoors and Spyware"

My God I was really was tired when I posted this OP. Sorry about that.

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

get some sleep and lay off the meth

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

You must have also been really tired when you named this jpg

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Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

I thought she was pretty cute back in the day. I kinda like chicks with that curly hairstyle. Turns me into a wrecking ball if I ever again hook up with one.

Jason Walker
Jason Walker

Killcen's secret to his stance is METH

But it's not a secret anymore

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

we ALL thought Audrey Landers was cute back in the day

so was her twin sister

Matthew Richardson
Matthew Richardson

You know the reason I posted that late at night? I wanted to avoid Jim's news headline censorship on the front page. It worked like a charm too, caught him off guard.

Austin Miller
Austin Miller

Actually your photograph is Judy Landers, the twin sister…

Audrey Landers was the more attractive and more talented one

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

Break down break down!

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Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

What I did was secretly collect all those news reports in a text file with the OP pics, and waited till it was late. Set my alarm to wake me up, so I could post them all at once, and then go back to sleep.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Break down break down!

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Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

HONEST QUESTION :

Q: if you still find Farrah Fawcett hairstyles
attractive, does that mean that you also
still prefer women who don't shave their
pubes ?

John Russell
John Russell

Sex Robots Will Upgraded With Government Backdoors and Spyware
Wouldn't this require actual sex robots? I don't remember them being robots, I thought they were just dolls with silicone pussies and shit.

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

Hey guise.

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John Walker
John Walker

I heard diamond is unbreakable.

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Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

psssst! Hey Superman !!

i hope you don't shave your pubes

and i suggest you get a Farrah Fawcett wig

James Robinson
James Robinson

I don't mind a little hair here and there, as long as its not too bushy. That said, I'm done on that topic.

Ryder Phillips
Ryder Phillips

And i heard your butthole wasn't

Jackson Mitchell
Jackson Mitchell

Diamond is unbreakable.

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Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

Well thats what they are creating now days, actual robots with electronics. The blow up dolls are becoming a thing of the past, so I suspect or at least thats the goal.

Matthew Sullivan
Matthew Sullivan

Break down! Break down!

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Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Now that you finally found somebody as insane as you are, if you want to keep him I suggest you go to a wig store and buy one of these.

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Leo King
Leo King

And NO, I don't recommend either one. Stick to pretty ladies, a real lady.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

I think 'Diamond' would be a good stage name for you, especially if you had one of these wigs

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Nolan Murphy
Nolan Murphy

Oh wow, look, someone who can't play which of these things are like the others

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

Interesting, I'm sure there would be a way to remove this backdoor anyway. It's like with pirating, dumb goyim pay for their games while we get them all for free. We'll have our own boards dedicated to getting them backdoor free and our privacy will be fine.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

I'm extremely masculine even in this shape. I could never pass off as a woman.

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

you'd look SUPER SASSY in a Farrah wig

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Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

(oh hey check out that hot blondes 20 inch arms)

Yeah no

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

You might be able to buy one, and remove the wifi card and/or circuits, but I'm sure it wouldn't function properly (I assume that would be OK though, because its basically a jack off toy).

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

admits playing video games

no wig required. youre as gay as they get

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

I don't think they are developing back doors for Farrah Fawcett wigs

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

I'm talking about those sex robots.

Isaiah Wilson
Isaiah Wilson

IRONICALLY :

If you're so pathetic you even entertain the idea of a sex robot, the only 'back door' you need to worry about is the one between the cheeks of your ass, because it's basically a truck stop vagina

Isaac Foster
Isaac Foster

Science has shown that it is the strongest metal known to man.

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

Nobody's talking about sex robots. This Thread is about you and the SUPERMAN FAGGOT's Valentine's Day love connection

James Hall
James Hall

roastie butthurt that it is being replaced by a beautiful machine that doesn't nag and soon will have an artificial womb.

Nathaniel Reyes
Nathaniel Reyes

Look I'm not choking on pink Cryptonite buddy.
And of you give me any I'm going to hit you and you're going to fall down in that order.

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

OK. You can keep your job, Neptune. I see you're still being effective.

t. Jim

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Easton Allen
Easton Allen

Wrong. You are talking about that.

Joshua Edwards
Joshua Edwards

This is my sexbot, Hymie
He has a great backdoor

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Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

Can someone please send over sailor moon?
She's gotta be out there.

James Harris
James Harris

Better add china to that list.
Also, Russia was the first in space and the first to send something to the moon. Always second best.

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

I kind of have the hots for her. Being a cartoon and all.
She's exactly my type.

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Gavin Reyes
Gavin Reyes

BREAKING KILLCEN NEWS!!

This Hairstyle is STILL VERY ATTRACTIVE

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Henry Walker
Henry Walker

I wonder if Superfag is already ordering his new FARRAH FAWCETT WIG

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Mason Robinson
Mason Robinson

Did you put tape on your web browsing history and social media posts?

Well personalized social media should be avoided at all cost.

As far as browser history and logging? You can 35x gutmann wipe those sqlite files in any browser directory and it will do the trick:

archive.fo/isnXt#selection-1195.0-1195.93

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

Look! Look up there!

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Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

archive.fo.killcens_new_gf

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Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

Wendy says she's aware you haven't watched a new TV show since The Ropers was still being broadcast, but she's curious if you ever get out of your house long enough to notice that no woman wears the Farrah Fawcett hairdo anymore

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Jaxon White
Jaxon White

Everyone knows I'm not gay unless you trick me into it. That's on you pal.

James Bailey
James Bailey

Nice try, Ron. Tell your father I said I'm working freelance now, and I couldn't care less whether he offered to increase my pay scale… This has become personal now

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Perhaps on a REAL woman it would be.

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Parker Gonzalez
Parker Gonzalez

trick

So you admit paying for gay sex now?

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

No you'd have to be invisible or something.

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

Oh, she is wrong about that, some woman still do, just not nearly as many. Some of the older woman my age actually still do (and I think its kinda sexy!)

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

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Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

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Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Damn it user, you made me spit out my coffee.

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

lol

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

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Isaiah Richardson
Isaiah Richardson

Now what should I have to eat tonight? Some steak with butter and cajun rub on both ends, or chicken breasts sliced in half stuffed with some gorgonzola cheese and garlic on top cooked in the oven?

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

Norman Fell was a great actor, the only reason I liked watching Threes Company was to see the Ropers skits.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

You know if this were good AI, it would recognize me and start a goku vs Superman thread.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

There's really not any hairstyle that looks good on women your age

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Landon Hill
Landon Hill

Eat the Gorgonzola and feed the chicken to Eeyore

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Well, still…
Thanks for blowing this little bitch the fuck outta here!

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Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

Lel! Why don't you hop on over here on my dick?

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

What do you think the deep learning AI would be doing? Making a great conclusion and then bogarting every effort I make? What about the other super friends?

Why there'd be people set out against me if they noticed what the computer did.

Nathan James
Nathan James

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Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

Someone knew. They gave me this crap and fucked my girlfriend.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

Thats ironic….

Because you want to know what I think is sexy?

WOMEN THAT AREN'T YOUR AGE

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Michael Adams
Michael Adams

Someone figured it out and gave me this shit and brainwashed wonder woman. They're datamine and nullifying every hero.

Nathaniel Myers
Nathaniel Myers

Kind of the same way killcen is going to nullify your chin with his nutsack?

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

What? No this is serious

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

I'm dead serious when I say you didn't have much of a chin to begin with so I don't think anybody's going to notice that it got nullified

Luis Butler
Luis Butler

Yes I do. It's already been nullifyied by THIS THIIIIIING I have a nice cleft chin with high cheek bones.

Ian Kelly
Ian Kelly

Next you're going to make fun of my curly hair and big eyebrows aren't you?

:(

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

OP here. hmu

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Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Fantastic.

I'm out.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Im all in….. ballsdeep

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

even THINKS about sex robots

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Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

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Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

Sex ?…..

Not unless the sex robot has a Farrah Fawcett hairdo

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Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Until 8 minutes ago, i never realized there was a song called "i think you have been possessed by an evil spirit because when i first met you i never would have guessed that you would say rude things to me so i am going to pout and play creepy songs to send you a passive aggressive message"

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

…………..but i kinda like the melody………..

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Don't we all..

Tell Wendy Hi!

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

shills did their best to derail this, good news thread nonetheless

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

They already have 99% coverage with "smart phones". Dumbass actually pay to be spied on.

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

you're god damn right i do, douchebag.

While YOU pay 'not' to be spied on…..

…….. yet they are spying on you just as much as they spy on me…………

The only difference is I'm not fooling myself into believing that I am evading their monitoring program…..

I literally couldn't care less who monitors me or not, because unlike you, I don't convince myself that I'm more important than I really am….

(nobody is interested in spying on you because you are a non-issue, you're completely irrelevant, and you literally have to beg people to pay attention to your threads)

(and STILL nobody even realizes you exist)

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

This isn't his thread, this is MY thread, and I don't beg anyone to pay attention. I do, however, have to bump my threads when they are deliberately slid.

And by the way, fuck those big tech phones, they are a waste of money. Flip phones are much better, and cheaper too.

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

shills did their best to derail this
Hate to break it to you.. No one gives a shit. You're just not that important.
good news thread nonetheless
Also,
not that important.
unless you're thinking about sex robots!

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Juan Moore
Juan Moore

assumes Johnny, Superman and I are not the only ones, (besides you) bumping, or even reading your threads!
You are whiny and have too many buttons. Pushing them is too easy. I'm bored.
Get ahold of Jim. He asked me to have you contact him about the Johnny Neptune problem. He thinks you can help. He says he's the one who got Hotwheels into Jesus and he's all down with Christ now. Help us rid this site of the Neptune menace.
Jim also orchestrated Hotwheels losing his virginity during the time Jim was even more actively involved with the CIA.

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Logan Green
Logan Green

Pornhub has android porn. Unlike biocunts sexbots aren't lazy. pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b5a6db3530ae
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph568cb2ecc9e9d

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

I'm not whiny, I'm just aggravated at times when I take my time to report news just to have it end up being deliberately slid into the catalog abyss. You would think ONE of my threads would stay active when I'm not here?

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

BY THE WAY: I know its the crab/propane/racoon spamer that slides my threads by bumping older ones. I used to see this all the time.

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

You would think ONE of my threads would stay active when I'm not here?

Your threads are bumped all the time.
u r the star target of the 8ch village
Have another rotten tomato

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David Ward
David Ward

When I'm not here for 4 or 5 hours, I'll come back on and none of my threads are on the front page, they all get slidden down into the catalog.

I don't see what the big deal is with my threads anyway, its just NEWS.

Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

<he doesn't KNOW.

Elijah King
Elijah King

crab/propane/racoon spamer
raccoons?
I want to see raccoons!

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Carter Morales
Carter Morales

The Trios are back.
Also, trips

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Aiden Watson
Aiden Watson

Fail.

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Nicholas Smith
Nicholas Smith

Thank you for the step-by-step on how to get your threads 'sliden'. I will be sure to employ those techniques.

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

<he doesn't KNOW.

wtf!!!!

I assumed /killcen/ was at least normal IQ
but had this paranoia thingy
But it seems conspiracy nuts are clueless also?

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

one day i will tell the tragedy of rocky the racoon when i'm ready

i'm so sorry rocky

Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

racoon
i knew there were 2 cs in raccoon

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

rocky purred like a kitten, but he play fought with me like a dog(and was smart like a dog),….so sorry rocky

Daniel Watson
Daniel Watson

Being an avid follower in robotics developments I can assure you we're still at least a decade away from developing even the most rudimentary functional sex robot and, most likely, it'll be decades more before we see anything close to a real woman (providing those faggot leftists don't destroy our country first.)

Easton Howard
Easton Howard

I drug my whores b4 i sex them

no need of tech

Liam Smith
Liam Smith

ahhhh i see now….

Raccoons !

Ayden Johnson
Ayden Johnson

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Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

animé

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Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

lol

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

Killcen, Killcen, Killcen….

tsk tsk tsk

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Henry Hall
Henry Hall

Linux needs to hurry up and release WhoreOS.

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

Dumb cucks. Heading said sex dolls n all you talk about is bending your brain cells.

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Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

1.100% Medical non-toxic material.certificated by ROHS, REACH and FDA.
2. Best Soft silicone Pussy Vagina.
3. Accept small order and OEM.
4. Offer Competive Price.
5. Easy to use and operate.
6. Reliable service and high quality
7.Any pose as you like
8,The pretty face is sculptured by famous experienced sculptor.

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Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

The perfect doll doesn't talk back. Some come with vibrators n can turn on the dishwasher. Built to order= perfect girl. tall short skinny fat big tits small tits desired height for short nerds.
Booming business in China.

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Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

What are you rambling on about exactly?

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

You already knew that always happens. I always have to bump REAL NEWS back up.

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

YFW you can't do YFW correctly

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Carson Allen
Carson Allen

Fag.

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

people who would buy a sex doll
more subdued than married men
Incels don't have mortgages, they don't owe child support, and they don't need to work more than 60 hours a week.
Being a husband means being a wagecuck, and therefore means being subdued.

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

will upgraded
I've noticed a lot of people saying "needs replaced" as well

Carter Moore
Carter Moore

And what if the robot, with the strength of five humans, accidentally crushes the human’s finger in a display of passion?
That sounds more arousing actually, to be loved by a machine without the concept of human emotion that is clumsily getting used to its own existence and it's love for you.

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

I noticed that you neglected to mention
the 'overwhelming embarrassment
and being the biggest loser in town' part

i wonder why

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

apparently, you have ZERO self awareness

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

you sound like SUCH a fucking loser

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

gf's tits or gtfo

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

im not sure at what part of your life
that you decided to be such a fucking
empty vessel, but it was the gayest
decision you've ever made………. ….

i would never ever EVER hang out with you

i don't know anyone who'd hang out with you

no women…. no men…. nobody…..

your parents must be SO embarrassed by you.
you make them look like they failed as parents.
but your pathetic failure as a man had nothing
to do with your parents, because they tried.

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

how 'surprising'……

the predictable war cry of the sexually failed

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

ok then show us your dick
you wont, because its small and embarrassing

Ethan Ortiz
Ethan Ortiz

when it comes to sexuality……

youre like the guy standing on an off-ramp
holding the cardboard sign

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

lol mr silicone pussy boy

if you only knew….
ive LITERALLY had several hundred
hot women and teenaged girls take
a front row seat to my center stage

Gabriel Watson
Gabriel Watson

Things I've Never Considered Doing:

-masturbating into a silcone tube

-begging to see a girl's breasts

-asking another man to show me his penis

-trying to visualize the size of his genitalia

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

I almost forgot :

-watched anime

-played video games

Jackson Morgan
Jackson Morgan

Oh yeah…..

-high fived anybody

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

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Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

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Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

And By ''iPhone

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

Things I've Never Considered Doing:
Trying to convince other men that my eick is big and I'm good at sex.
Try Grindr, maybe you'll find more interest there

Carson Peterson
Carson Peterson

I guess that your lack of self awareness
serves as a survival technique

if you realized what a loser you
truly are you would've committed suicide

Oliver Bell
Oliver Bell

Help us make non-jewed waifubots, anons. STEM anons preferrable!
/robowaifu/index.html

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

And the earth is flat too…

Caleb King
Caleb King

The strange thing is they already have access to your sexual habits through your smart phone so why would they need to do this?

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

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Robert Smith
Robert Smith

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