Mumbai hits a new milestone this year by bringing the famed and much-awaited Sri Lankan Ministry of Crab restaurant in the city. This is one ministry where anyone can set foot on, and get his/her request fulfilled in no time.
Ministry of Crab was in fact the first restaurant in Sri Lanka that started the trend of serving lagoon crabs, and its popularity kept breaking records since inception. The restaurant being the brainchild of celebrated Sri Lankan cricketers Kumar Sangakkara and Mahela Jayawardene, and popular chef Dharshan Munidasa, offers it the required push to make a mark in the city.
After being in business since 2011, the Ministry of Crab recently made an entry into the list of Asia’s 50 Best Restaurants. And to dine at this restaurant, you no longer have to plan a trip to Sri Lanka, as our very own Mumbai city also now has one of the branches of Ministry of Crab in Khar.
If this piece of information has piqued your curiosity, read on to know all the details here.
The elusive crabs-India-propane story still beckons us.
Grayson Cruz
Glad to see I am not the only one around here that understands the importance of REAL Crustacean News! I hope loads of anons bump this thread all day; but, but, in case they neglect to, I'll keep the light on for you..
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Are restaurants really all that profitable? Or are they just good places to launder money? Why is it that rich sports fuckers are always the ones who get into the high-class restaurant businesses?
The Dhyāna sutras (Chinese: 禪経) or "meditation summaries" (Chinese: 禪要) are a group of early Buddhist meditation texts which are mostly based on the Yogacara meditation teachings of the Sarvāstivāda school of Kashmir circa 1st-4th centuries CE, which focus on the concrete details of the meditative practice of the Yogacarins of northern Gandhara and Kashmir
The Vitakkasanthāna Sutta of the Majjhima Nikāya and its parallels in Chinese translation recommend the practicing monk to ‘restrain his thought with his mind, to coerce and torment it’. Exactly the same words are used elsewhere in the Pāli canon (in the Mahāsaccaka Sutta, Bodhirājakumāra Sutta and Saṅgārava Sutta) in order to describe the futile attempts of the Buddha before his enlightenment to reach liberation after the manner of the Jainas.
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These techniques aim to develop equanimity and sati (mindfulness); samadhi (concentration) c.q. samatha (tranquility) and vipassanā (insight); and are also said to lead to abhijñā (supramundane powers). These meditation techniques are preceded by and combined with practices which aid this development, such as moral restraint and right effort to develop wholesome states of mind.
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While these techniques are used across Buddhist schools, there is also significant diversity. In the Theravada tradition, reflecting developments in early Buddhism, meditation techniques are classified as either samatha (calming the mind) and vipassana (gaining insight). Chinese and Japanese Buddhism preserved a wide range of meditation techniques, which go back to early Buddhism, most notably Sarvastivada. In Tibetan Buddhism, deity yoga includes visualisations, which precede the realization of sunyata ("emptiness").
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The two major traditions of meditative practice in pre-Buddhist India were the Jain ascetic practices and the various Vedic Brahmanical practices. There is still much debate in Buddhist studies regarding how much influence these two traditions had on the development of early Buddhist meditation. The early Buddhist texts mention that Gautama trained under two teachers known as Āḷāra Kālāma and Uddaka Rāmaputta, both of them taught formless jhanas or mental absorptions, a key practice of proper Buddhist meditation.
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And some say crab threads have no value. Ministry of Crab Containment
Alexander James
Irregular Sensory Experiences
This is the most determining of the symptoms of synesthesia, as it is also the very definition of the condition. As mentioned, a child who experiences synesthesia symptoms will most likely not recognize the condition, but those around him will be able to suspect it if his general expressions imply out of the ordinary sensory experiences. An adult will be able to determine more easily if he or she has synesthesia, as they will have enough knowledge to know that “eyes cannot taste”, “ears cannot see”, and so on. Since there are numerous types of synesthesia, this is one of the symptoms which will not be the same for each person.
Consistent Reactionary Triggers
The same trigger will always cause the same senses to intertwine. A synesthete will not experience two different reactions from the same trigger. Because of this, test-retest is often used to determine synesthesia. Test-retest is where a person will identify characteristics with a set of objects twice, and the results be the same when a test is confirmatory.
Involuntary and Automatic Perception
One very telling synesthesia symptom is the involuntary, automatic nature of the perceptions. Psychologists make use of tests that measure reaction time in order to determine if a person is a synesthete. For example, a person with grapheme to color synesthesia will be able to determine automatically what color certain letters are. If the person being tested expends mental effort to recall the color that they previously assigned to a given letter, they are most likely not synesthetic. Sorry folks, synesthete isn’t something you can fake.
Simple and Objective Sensations
According to Cytowic, perceptions are “durable and generic, never pictorial or elaborated”. This means that visual synesthetic sensations will consist of a geometric pattern or a color, rather than a complex visualization. This puts an end to certain myths surrounding the visualizations that come with particular types of the neural condition. A given sound probably won’t trigger a flock of imaginary birds in “V” formation – you get the idea.
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What does the Ankh cross look like
The Cross of the Ankh is said to be a duplicate of an equally known occult symbol, the cross of Tau, but in contrast, a loop or circle is added to the top of the horizontal bar. It is one of the oldest sacred signs with a deep symbolic value. The house in the temple of the highest priests was called the Ankh and the priests themselves were also called Ankhs.
The ANKH KEY was the symbol of ancient civilizations
The Cross of the Ankh appeared in ancient Egypt, almost becoming it’s “esoteric logo”, but some researchers and theosophists claim that it actually came from even more ancient times, from the lost civilizations of Atlantis, Lemuria, and so on. So, the cross of the Ankh can be seen as a symbol to hundreds of thousands of generations of mysticism and as a secret code that transmits sacred knowledge to all who can penetrate its deep symbolism, those who have the key to understanding the sacred metaphors.
ACTUALLY THE ANKH REPRESENTED A SANDAL, WHICH WAS A SIGN OF UPPER CLASS
This is as good a place as any to test whether or not this IP is banned. I seem to recall burning Sweden pretty hard once before, but I'm actually running one VPN server through another VPN server and am curious as to which IP it will use. Obviously the right thing would be to test it out on IPLeak or something, but I would much rather shitpost on Zig Forums right now.
Yup. Banned as a motherfucker. Norway works again now though. At least right now! But still, I can run NordVPN from a configuration file and also run another instance of it on top of that from like say an addon, similar to running a VPN on your router, and also on your device. Why would anyone want to do this? Fuck if I know! Maybe for shitposters it could be useful, but I'm not a shitposter, I don't think.. Am I? Is it slower? Not appreciably. But I'm using both of them on OpenVPN with .tcp, so it ain't bad. Still, VPNs are just a temporary product to fill the niche where people are sick of intrusion into privacy but not willing to do what it actually takes to protect ones' privacy, which is completely disconnecting for awhile, until we have better answers, or a better internet!
I've had that option for many months on the Android app. They don't have an app for Linux. You gotta use configuration files that you set up yourself, which is kinda cool because you can code in your own killswitches, etc., but a pain in the ass when it comes to switching countries and cities. They do have a Firefox addon though. I'm using both right now, and both have to go through two separate instances of the captcha workaround, so yeah, I'm watching it hit the server twice each time I post now, pretty much doubling the time for each post. NOT WORTH IT.
Advertisers certainly did their focus group research well, though….
these fucking weirdos are exactly the type to spend $119 on a plastic tube to jack off into, or find a sissified faggot anime video game as an opportunity to pretend they like girls
Brody Nguyen
Alright, Alright….. Time to snuggle and watch TV while Rocket continues her rambunctious menstrual cyclone
Samuel Davis
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Austin Foster
btw, even a phonefag can do this with nord. COMPLETELY unnecessary, but doable.
Yes. It's what Killcen does when he's all tweaked out on meth. At least he finally actually does something productive with his time when he's fully methed out! He does have a thing for shooting up meth with bears also, so some of his hobbies are better than others.
Orwell couldn't have possibly foreseen "The Ministry of Crab" when he wrote 1984
David White
I sm so fucking hungry for crab right now.
Asher Foster
I know, right? This incessant crab-poster gets me hankerin' after a good crab meal once a week or so now!
Anthony Garcia
The Indians in Mumbai are not near as niggerish as the ones in Sri Lanka. Still, I will wait until the Ministry of Crabs opens Stateside before I head on in to try some of their succulent crab dishes.
Jacob Rodriguez
Killcen wants to convert the crabs. I just want to be ministered unto by them.
Luis Bell
Pinch Me! I think I'm Dreaming!
Aiden Stewart
Is this some kind of cult?
Adam Perry
This universe has got to go for real dude you fucking suck
