Jim Watkins has become so desperate for money that he has taken on a new advertiser here in his shithole imageboard Zig Forums.
Advertising dollars have been so scarce for Jim, that he stooped to the level of selling advertising space to US OFFICE RUNNER, the idiotic Necktie That's Also a Belt….
Thaaaaaat's right !!….
IT'S A GOD DAMN NECKTIE THAT'S ALSO A BELT!!!!!
…It's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen…
and get this: the website that sells this stupid piece of shit is called US TRUMP SPACE FORCE !!!
Q: who the fuck would wear a belt that's a NECKTIE?
A: a fucking idiot
Q: who the fuck would wear a NECKTIE that's a BELT?
A: a fucking faggot
This piece of shit company charges $39.99 for this stupid as shit product. Which brings to mind the age old question: why not just say $40?
They think that 'being made in the USA' is some kind of strong sales pitch. Who gives a fuck if it's made in the USA? There are plenty of piles of dogshit that were made in the USA, but that doesn't mean I'm going to buy one, especially not for $39.99, and it doesn't mean I'm going to wear one around my neck or around my waist.
This stupid idea would make you look like Jethro bodine from The Beverly hillbillies, with a goddamn neck tie around your waist.
As if things weren't bad enough already, what with the only advertisers interested in buying ad space being embarrassing lame-ass Japanese companies that sell plastic tubes for men to jack off into (because they target their demographics at imageboard losers who can't get any pussy, and would be willing to spend $140 for a plastic tube to masturbate into) Jim has tried everything from selling coffee mugs two neckties that are also belts.
Fucking pathetic.
