Jim Watkins has become so desperate for money that he has taken on a new advertiser here in his shithole imageboard Zig Forums.
Advertising dollars have been so scarce for Jim, that he stooped to the level of selling advertising space to US OFFICE RUNNER, the idiotic Necktie That's Also a Belt….
Thaaaaaat's right !!….
IT'S A GOD DAMN NECKTIE THAT'S ALSO A BELT!!!!!
…It's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen… and get this: the website that sells this stupid piece of shit is called US TRUMP SPACE FORCE !!!
Q: who the fuck would wear a belt that's a NECKTIE? A: a fucking idiot
Q: who the fuck would wear a NECKTIE that's a BELT? A: a fucking faggot
This piece of shit company charges $39.99 for this stupid as shit product. Which brings to mind the age old question: why not just say $40?
They think that 'being made in the USA' is some kind of strong sales pitch. Who gives a fuck if it's made in the USA? There are plenty of piles of dogshit that were made in the USA, but that doesn't mean I'm going to buy one, especially not for $39.99, and it doesn't mean I'm going to wear one around my neck or around my waist.
This stupid idea would make you look like Jethro bodine from The Beverly hillbillies, with a goddamn neck tie around your waist.
As if things weren't bad enough already, what with the only advertisers interested in buying ad space being embarrassing lame-ass Japanese companies that sell plastic tubes for men to jack off into (because they target their demographics at imageboard losers who can't get any pussy, and would be willing to spend $140 for a plastic tube to masturbate into) Jim has tried everything from selling coffee mugs two neckties that are also belts.
gotta agree with OP on this one. sucks for Jim I got all the ads blocked. also hey jim jam are you gonna hire me as a shill or what, come on dude I need a job.
Those gloves look perfect for my tiger. His paws get cold sometimes this time of year. Also, pleeze show some support for said tiger over here . He sometimes gets the munchies, and since I get paid by the shitpost, every little shitpost helps!
I thought that the US RUNNER TIE-BELT was a multi-million dollar conglomeration that had to undergo great scrutiny to be 'lucky enough to be specially chosen' to advertise on this worthless toilet website
Zachary Moore
I'll be there shortly
And don't think I didn't notice that it's one of you inexperienced moron TrumpTurds who thought he had a great idea for a business and advertised in a worthless shithole….
another dead giveaway that the 'company' is actually nothing more than one of you loser douchebag imageboard faggots is the STUPID AS SHIT AMATEUR LOGO
I've literally created better logos on toilet paper by wiping my ass.
And WTF @ 'PIERCE THE PENIE' ???? gay as fuck (just like Zig Forums)
Not to mention the fact that OFFICE RUNNER is one of the stupidest most non-descriptive names I've ever heard.
Yeah…. I guess it's a 'safe bet' that this is their first time trying to come up with an idea for a business?
Nice idea, but a survival paracord tie/belt would be better suited for what the invention is. Good on them advertising here and keep the lights on. If it makes the metafags salty, even better.
Gavin Watson
lol @ you confusing ridicule with 'saltiness'
(You're such a trend-following unoriginal little bitch)
You would never catch me using a predictable trendy term like 'salty' in a million years.
I just now noticed that 'macho man' village people boy just called it 'an INVENTION'
hahahahaha
Samuel Fisher
Lol @ ⚓ing the thread
AS IF I GIVE A SHIT
now I'm REALLY gonna start posting in here
anchors mean nothing to me
Sebastian Williams
SPEAKING OF ANCHORS:
this entire website is 'anchored', because Google won't list it in their results, nobody comes here, nobody matters here, and if you're a MOD here, you've got the Least Relevant Job On Earth
