Brit/pol/ #2309: Clean Your Porn Folder Edition

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smh lad

Yes you lusty little autist

I'm going to masturbate, and there is nothing you can do about it.

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no need, mine is spotless already

I blame pornography for at least part of this

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How the fuck do you download videos from Twitter? The right click context menu has vanished.

Anyway, a video of some chimps:

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Italians fix their internet just as the break starts. Bloody wops.

Seems she was schlicking it to ync and liveleak but it probably started with porn.

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why is every instinct i have correct lads

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

because they were gypsys that tried to intimidate screwdriver man with their mock flower shrine.

we need a final solution to the gypsy problem tbh.

tbh

No shit it was a gypsy, you could tell from how the women looked **and the fact that the car getaway car was registered to a caravan in a gypsy camp.

Banter

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Lad…

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Do I just swallow my pride and go?

Lad it's a lot of fun tbh

Lad just give it a go to hang out with your mates tbh

It's not full of fat spergs who like to pretend they were in the SAS or some nonsense?

All the better if I can bully children tbh

Just do it you numpty they're your mates smh

If you want to bully children then do Paintball

g..get a load of this loser

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To those of you who live with your parent(s) - are you a good boy for mummy?

Airsoft is chock-a-block with fat "all gear, no idea" spergs.

bit of the t'communism

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No, I'm a good boy for Jesus.

The real question is if their mummy's good to them

They sound like they'd be good fun to bully.

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I genuinley do not understand how anyone can, after seriously considering the issue, be in favour of abolishing private property.

It's just people who want other people's stuff.

especially those who living in gated communities with their apple laptops, smart phone and other modern things

This

Have some Imperium Airsoft tbh


Yeah there's a lot but it just means they are bigger targets tbh.

paintball is better for bullying kids tbh

smh casuals.


I don't think even they consider what it means to do so tbh.

Where were you when you realised it was the Left who are the real racists?

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wow based 56% tbh

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bit late for that, even if she randomly falls over dead the damage has been done.

So long as your group doesn't take it so seriously that they think they are the second man on the balcony then it can be great fun, do it lad.

are nig

Wasn't he crying the other week about he wasn't invited?


Wessex for king tbh

he's not a nig check the link

true if big

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Apparently her father isn't invited as well, speaks gospels about how fucked her and her family are tbh

Did you see the story about how she used to give handjobs in the school stairwell when she was like 15? Real catch you got there Harry.

Is today the start of the great pikey war? It's that cunts funeral in Hither Green today and residents are out blocking the street, with the police telling them to move, comical.


Nah they're not, will give it a bash lad.

This is what a decent dafty group would be good for tbh, I doubt any would do it though since Gypsies are BASED WHITES.

How are you lads spending your morning. I'm learning piano and not wanking.

She'll fit right in with the Windsors then.


Amazing how she managed to do practice such debauchery at an all-girls papist school. What a whore.

doing nothing since i worked yesterday and havent slept for 2 days im exhausteeed

P R I N C E S S

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liar

Waiting for my PC to get here tbh, it's being delivered by a man called Arnold and he just went past my house to deliver something to a village 20 miles away.


Might've been college/uni, I'm just recalling shit that I've heard, I honestly don't give a shit about the pretenders sitting on the throne tbh and fuck going through thousands of "wow she wore a £100 dress today, so down to earth!!!" articles on Google news to find the story, it was her first boyfriend or some shit iirc

good for you lad but really who cares? post a soundcloud of your stuff or a memi song or something. stop slut shaming the rest of us.

You bought a new PC lad? Anything special? I'm hoping to build a new one with my bonus.

General Synod 2002 was a mistake.

Nothing special tbh, just needed a new one since my current one keeps overheating and making odd sounds, she's like 7 years old this year tbh.

changed the power supply from the 620w to a 750w Gold Cert tbh

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Mods are fags for banning me because they think I'm Dorset

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Ugly feet tbh

i miss him

he was such a good lad

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FUCKED UP FEET
tbh

Still nice that though lad, Im still running on a 6 year old setup. i7-2600k….

Will be for a while if I don't get a decent bonus.

what are you going to do with the old computer?

Based Jews allowed to pollute the LOCAL community

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Keep seeing posts like this on twitter. If we took the piss out of all the pakis and niggers in labour on twitter in a similar fashion these cunts would be outraged.

>wall of gammon


>Did you watch it last night? Total wall of gammon. #brexit #gammon #bellendery

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should read

Keep it as a backup tbh


Things cost a fucking shit ton now due to Bitcoin miners, at least I got a solid memi number out of it.


This is what happens when all your men die in back to back world wars

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Dunno lad might have a cheeky midmorning wank tbh

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for a hard border in northern ireland tbh
keep the taigs OUT

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really wish they're release those mining cards already so that normal graphics cards will come down. been stuck with a 660 for the last 4 years.
also can't remember what's pushing up memory prices but waiting for that to come down as well.
ffs

tbh I found it pretty funny but only because of how pathetic it is


They reckon it will be back to normal prices by the end of 2019 when they bring out a new series of cards.

top fucking wew

Why don't you have a job you dirty cossack?

reeeeeeeeee but I'm autistic now

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Zig Forums has some good posts sometimes

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Because I earn more claiming legitimate bennies tbh

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why are you entitled to benefits? whats wrong with you?

I just wish we were allowed to point out the same thing about their party without the usual accusations tbh, it's the double standard that gets to me.

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crypto has ruining pc gaming.

No such thing.

Seriously lad go for it, it's good fun and a good dickabout. It's a bloody shame that Sandpit closed, it was a great field.

Quite the alliance of Gays Jews and Jihadis

Welfare was introduced to provide a net over the abyss to encourage entrepreneurship amongst the masses, not to provide an income to those reluctant to work. No bennies are legitimate.

That's weak tbh,at least spamming thots with pictures of roast beef needs minimal explanation.


Sounds like a perfect match for Harry

Only £35 walk-on at The Depot in Aldershot lad.

When did this happen? Is the MSM still going on about an incel uprising?

It just gets worse

anyone on benefits is a parasite, plain and simple

lad.. lots of things have

I'm a blind cripple


It's a purposeful double standard lad, Rules for Radicals.

top kek

But lad there have been a whole 2 attacks over 4 years, incels are the greatest threat the west will face in our time