Honey Boo Boo, the morbidly obese child star from the TLC show 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' has Shit a Wig.
Honey Boo Boo has shit many many things out of her disgusting fat sack of shit body before, but shitting a wig is a first for the pig.
Hollywood tabloids have questioned the validity of this story, claiming a wig would get entangled in the intestines, causing a blockage, and possibly killing Honey Boo Boo.
"In many ways, I actually wish she did ingest a wig, so that way she would be dead right now, and we wouldn't have to be discussing her defecating a wig", said Juan Ineptun, vice president of Hollywood.
Yesterday, private investigators actually located the store where Honey Boo Boo purchased the wig. Any possible doubts were dispelled when it was discovered that the name of the store is 'Shhits a Wig'.
"I find it ironic that disgusting Honey Boo Boo would purchase a wig at this store, and end up eating it and shiting it out", said the owner of Sshits a Wig.
Local law enforcement are reportedly planning to vector off an area of the landfill, and begin digging in search of the wig early next week. Sheriff Andy McMeth announced today, "we know what part of the landfill to look in, and we're going to be keeping an eye out for a pile of hair that's riddled with feces."
