ALBANY, GA (WALB) - An Albany couple got a frightening surprise Sunday night when a tree came crashing down on their carport.
The owner of the house said, "I got a frightening surprise when that tree came crashing down on my carport."
His wife got very upset and interruted him, "you just said that YOU got a frightening surprise, not WE got a frightening surprise, and it's OUR carport, not just YOURS. you always think only of yourself, and never seem to include me. It's almost as if I don't exist."
Around 8pm part of a tree fell, ripping the carport from the roof at a home on West Waddell Drive. The couple who live at the home say it's owned by the city. But police disagree.
"I own the house, but not the carport." said the man, who was immediately interrupted again by his wife, " There you go again, saying YOU own the house, but WE own it. I thought you loved me. You don't show me love anymore, and I feel like we live two separate lives under the same roof."
The police want the couple to shut the fuck up, because they've all heard their wives complain about this exact same bullshit before.
No one was injured. It's not known if the wet weather caused part of the tree to fall.
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