A large, flightless bird killed its owner when he refused to share his cigarette after they had sex, authorities in Florida have said.
The Alachua County Fire Rescue Department said a cassowary killed the man on his property near Gainesville, apparently using its long claws.
The victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds, which are native to Australia and New Guinea.
The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick
itv.com/news/2019-04-14/worlds-deadliest-bird-kills-owner-after-fall/
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I can attest to the fact that those are some evil hard motherfuckers.
Just look at him.
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What a great time to be alive.
I hope you get what you deserve. ;)
Crikey, mate, maybe we should get a dozen of em to fight those fackin emus
Anyone who is surprised or shocked doesn't know what a cassowary is.
