A large, flightless bird killed its owner when he refused to share his cigarette after they had sex, authorities in Florida have said.
The Alachua County Fire Rescue Department said a cassowary killed the man on his property near Gainesville, apparently using its long claws.
The victim, 75-year-old Marvin Hajos, was breeding the birds, which are native to Australia and New Guinea.
The cassowary can slice open any predator or potential threat with a single swift kick
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looks like a turkey
I can attest to the fact that those are some evil hard motherfuckers.
Just look at him.
Got what he deserved
What a great time to be alive.
I hope you get what you deserve. ;)
Crikey, mate, maybe we should get a dozen of em to fight those fackin emus
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Anyone who is surprised or shocked doesn't know what a cassowary is.
Apparently not if this scrawny loser managed to get killed by a bird lmao
This. A Cassowary is basically just a modern Velocirapter, if you're going to keep undomesticated predators as pets then you have nobody to blame but yourself when it eats you.
puusy bird
my semiauto shot gun would give me a big thanks giving dinner
Emu Wars 2 Cassowary Juggaloo
So- a Mex was having sex with a giant bird? No surprise. But was he an ILLEGAL also?
Not him, but I dunno, user.
The article says:
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