Johnny Neptune Quits Working For Zig Forums !! Tells Jim To Fuck Himself !!

Well, that's that !! I'm finally done working for Jim.

He's been paying me $275 (tax free) a week to shitpost in here for quite a while now, and I'm pleased to say that Friday 'Major' James Burdock deposited my most recent two-week salary on PayPal, and I have officially quit!!!

Jim found me on 4chan, and he had Philip approach me about a job 'causing disruptions' here on Zig Forums.

'causing disruptions' is what I do best, and it all sounded like good clean fun to me. Only as time rolled on did I finally realize what they really wanted me to do.

Through subsequent emails from Jim, I began to learn that the real agenda was it to disrupt anything in particular….. KILLCEN™

At first, I really didn't mind disrupting Killcen, because I assumed he was just a crazy fucking crackpot lunatic, and I lumped him into the same category as the rest of you fucking faggot losers….

But as time passed, I began to see Killcen for who and what he truly is: a good and decent man with a lot of knowledge, and a goal of trying to 'save people from themselves'….

Sure, Killcen's a fucking pain in the ass, and he is a paranoid delusional psychotic asshole……

That's an understatement…..

But he's my friend……

And I'm not going to continue attacking him for Jim……

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BE ATTACKING KILLCEN JUST FOR MYSELF… FOR MY OWN PURPOSES

JIM ? YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF, FAT FAGGOT
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By The Way, that's me on the set for the upcoming HBO show 'The Watchmen'

Jim can eat my shit

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Johnny, hit me up on my mobile: 503-356-5624. Let’s talk about so-do-my. Let’s talk about you. and. me. Let’s talk abooout it.

Some friend! You sound like a real piece of work!

I've been attcking /killcen/ for 3 yrs now

The Zig Forums mod pointed him out to me at the time

I have some old /killcen/ memes somewhere

I\ll post the m soon

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i thought you hated memes though

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