In a torturously terrifying turn of events, a black SUV drove past my house and continued down the road until I couldn't see it anymore!!
I knew this was going to end up happening!!
They think they're clever, using a black SUV just like millions and millions of other black SUVs!!
But they're not fooling me!! I'm too smart for them, and I've been prepared because I knew this was going to happen eventually!! I'm ten steps ahead of them, because I've been spending every waking moment staring out my window watching thousands of vehicles drive by, red cars, blue pickup trucks, green SUVs, white cars, brown pickup trucks, blue SUVs, a yellow Volkswagen beetle, etc etc etc!!!
And eventually, as if by clockwork, a black SUV drove by!!!
Good thing I spend my life staring out my window, peeking through the blinds, or I never would have seen the black SUV!!
They thought they were being sneaky, because they continued driving down the road without even slowing down, trying to make it appear as if they were just another person driving their car down the road, but they didn't fool me !!!
This is one of their classic textbook tactics.
I'm too smart for them!!!
I knew this was going to happen, so I have dragged my mattresses down into my basement, surrounded myself with firearms, and I just doused myself with lighter fluid!!!
PREPARE!!! I suggest you save your life by prepping for this same event!! It's really easy. All you have to do is close the blinds in your front window, pull up a chair, and sit there peeking out through the blinds watching traffic go by outside.
Also be sure to use a quality brand of lighter fluid, and keep a good butane lighter handy in the event that you see a black SUV drive by.
