Even Outer Space Isn't Safe From Advertisements

Imagine you’ve stepped outside on a crisp, clear autumn evening. Ah, the beautiful night sky! The awe of the cosmos! How very small we are in this vast universe, tiny specks on this pale blue dot, lucky to exist in this geological instant that Earth is hospitable to life. Truly, the sky gives us the gift of perspective—wait, is that the Pepsi logo?

It could be, at least starting in 2021. Earlier this month, Russian company StartRocket confirmed to Futurism that it was working on launching satellite ads to be viewed in the night sky. Its first client, the company said, was PepsiCo. A PepsiCo rep later confirmed to Gizmodo that the company did partner with StartRocket for an “exploratory test” advertising an energy drink but had no plans to continue advertising in space. It’s unclear whether StartRocket may have more clients lined up.

In a video detailing its vision, StartRocket’s ads rise in the sky behind the Golden Gate Bridge, the Eiffel Tower, a Bali temple, London’s Tower Bridge, and Arctic icebergs, competing with the aurora borealis. (StartRocket’s website depicts a dystopia that I cannot possibly capture in words.) The ads would be projected by a constellation of satellites orbiting at about 280 miles above Earth, each equipped with light-reflecting Mylar sails.

Since Sputnik 1 was launched in 1957, satellites have been a mostly invisible part of our daily lives, allowing us to make phone calls, monitor the weather, and map our locations. We can sometimes catch them in the night sky, but they’re hard to spot, even if you’re looking for them. Satellites like StartRocket’s Orbital Display are meant to be watched, and as satellites are becoming easier to launch, our skies could become the biggest screen of all.

StartRocket isn’t alone in the for-profit entertainment satellite game. ALE is the Japanese startup behind Sky Canvas, a project to launch a series of satellites that release shooting stars on demand—“a whole new level of entertainment,” its website boasts. Its first show will take place over Hiroshima in spring 2020.

Then there’s U.S.-based company Elysium Space, which takes artificial shooting stars to a new level: It puts on a show made from your loved ones’ ashes. The company launches a satellite full of cremated remains, which orbits Earth for a couple of years as families and friends can track its journey via an app. When the satellite falls out of orbit and burns up in the atmosphere, voilà, a shooting star. (The company also offers an option to drop off your remains on the moon, which seems like a cold, lonely place to spend eternity, but OK.) Still, that final show will not necessarily be visible to your loved ones. It’s unclear whether Elysium Space notifies them of the satellite’s reentry (we have contacted the company and will update this piece with their response), and even if it does, the festivities might happen on the other side of the planet from them, or during the day.

And why stop at shooting stars? A Chinese company is trying to make an entire fake moon. In October, Chengdu Aerospace Science and Technology Microelectronics System Research Institute Co. announced at a conference that it plans to launch an “artificial moon” satellite eight times brighter than the actual moon. The satellite would remain trained on the city of Chengdu, rendering streetlamps obsolete. How all this would work has not been made public, but CASC says it will be launching as soon as 2020.

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I used to do illustrations for my friend Joel Babbit, the advertising genius behind Babbitt and Riemann.

Back in 1996, he was going to have giant fold-out LED Panels launched into orbit to display advertisements in outer space.

He had also openly stated that he intended to take out advertising space on stray dogs, fitting them with vests that played advertisements as they roamed the city.

He scratched both ideas.

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Ooops I almost forgot

Joel was planning on launching the space advertisements for the 1996 Atlanta Olympics

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I'm starting to understand the clown world thing.
Bull fucking shit. You don't just pour your money into something like this and just leave it after a successful test run.
At least we have China to laugh at I guess.

by the way, my Joel Babbit (genius Jew) story is totally unrelated to the source article HOWEVER:

it's important to understand that Joel never actually had any real plans on advertising in space OR putting LED vests on stray dogs.

it was a perfect example of brilliant Jew promotion, because when he made the announcement, people were saying his name all over the globe.

It was nothing more than a case of self-promotion, which led him into even more multimillion-dollar advertising contracts….

He is actually a huge ecology enthusiast, who started the The MotherNatureNetwork.

Joel is an absolute genius multi-multi-multimillionaire…..

Of course he is…. He's Jewish, everything you'll never be… He's the American dream, who actually did something with his life instead of sitting around on a computer looking down his nose at people who have surpassed him with life accomplishments…

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Back when I was doing illustrations for him, Joel had an advertising agency called Babbitt and Reiman, with his business partner Joey Reiman.

They were just a couple of brilliant Jews, who made hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars, while your father created a legacy of futility and obscurity….

It's completely understandable why you're so fucking jealous of Jews.

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I guess it's really no coincidence that in terms of intelligence, Jews come first, then Asians, and then you little white guys are third…

When I stop and think about your resentment and bitterness, I'm empathic enough to be able to feel your pain, and understand the source.

In many ways I feel sorry for you, but not nearly as much as you feel sorry for yourselvea.

It must suck to be white

Thank God I don't live near any major city and I can still look up and see the stars. Get away from these evil corrupt populated dense zombie death traps while you still can. They are growing infestations of cancer!

Why is Babbit’s neck so fat? Bit of a stress eater? He looks like shit and his idea is corny.

thank god Jews run the world. Imagine how shitty life would be if WHITES were in control?

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White America won two world wars. jewish America will lose the third.

Not anyone else ITT, but I just made a killing off a Jew after he finally shut up and stopped trying to sell me all the shit I had already decided to buy before I ever even went over there or saw any of it. Mr. Goldstien (not kidding) sold me 4 computers and a bunch of parts for $95. I already have made $200 and still have 3 more working computers that, with another $100 investment, will be easily worth at least $600 more. Jews aren't the cause of all the "problems" in this world. Sure, they love to act like scape-goats just as much as idiots like Killcen enjoy blaming them for all the world's ills. Truth is that the powers-that-be, the elite, the truly evil slavers of society cannot be conveniently lumped into some group like "Jews". More humans than just Jews are completely ruled by egoic concerns, turning their actions into those that benefit (((them))), to the detriment of most everyone else.
Lose the hate. Ego is the REAL problem.

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I suppose being corny worked out pretty fucking well for him. Last time I saw Joel, I had painted a floor to ceiling nostalgic photo-realistic mural of Pumpernick's Deli (where his father used to take him to eat on North Collins Street in Miami) on the wall of one of his entertainment rooms in a multi-million-dollar mansion in North Atlanta….

Yep…. There's a lot to be said for 'corny self-promotion'…..

Millions of things, actually….

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Who doesn’t know this already? The jew thing is just for laughs.

Honestly its all a meme, there are smart and dumb people in every nation, race and creed. Some care to be successful, others do not. Some care to be well informed, others do not. Sure, there may be some kind of ratio that can estimate what race is more likely to be smarter than the others overall but I am one who believes it really all depends on long term issues like ancestry, family inheritances and economic environments. Empires always start out with very smart astute entrepreneurs, scientists, engineers, financiers and architects…. over time society becomes more lazy, spoiled, greedy and corrupt…. as corruption is allowed to manifest, society starts to decay….. and by the fall of the Empire everyone is drugged up, lazy, sick, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, belligerent and corrupted and thats how Empires fall.

And what has happened to almost every other nation on planet Earth throughout human history is now happening to the American Empire!

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certainly, of all people, YOU are intelligent enough to know that America did NOT win world war II

yes, the Russians were white…..

oh, and what if I LOVE to HATE?

This fatass actually paid some fucking halfbreed drug addict to preserve the memory of somewhere he LIKED TO EAT.

teehee

I can honestly say that I've only met a couple of stupid jews in my life… sure, they exist, but not on the same level as stupid white fuckfaces

He sure as fuck did!!!
Thousands and thousands of dollars….

for just three days of painting old cars & neon

yep…. he sure as fuck DID.

I thought it was only the National Socialists who are stupid enough to argue that all liberalism is jewish Communism.

The IRS and the bank came in 1913, in the aftermath of the war. You have no point to make here.

America came in near the end of the war, bombed Germany when they were almost already defeated, and then grandstanded as if they won the whole war for everyone else.

I meet them a lot. I dated a couple in school.

Richard Beberman
Louis Mandel
Ira Jacobson

those are the THREE stupid jews I've met

and trust me, I know a lot of Jews

America has been lying and brainwashing it's own people since day one

But the 'winning world war II' myth is THE biggest line of bull shit they've ever regurgitated

Of all the things I would spend other people’s money on, my father’s house, his muscle car, portraits of my family, where we ate food wouldn’t be one. And I sure as fuck wouldn’t hire a guy with an Elvis hairdo.

I've fucked lots of Jewish girls in school, too

I was a fully grown adult, but THEY were still in school….

Most of them went to Galloway

that doesn't surprise me at all

You’re the one dealing in mythology when you imply it was ideological subversion and espionage that won the war.

I never said any such thing.

what won the war was BRUTE FORCE, FEARLESSNESS, and DETRMINATION by the Russians in Leningrad.

Killcen? Are you in a better mood today?
Was that you up posting so late (for you) last night?
Are you even in here?
Does the hate still feel good?

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Determination*

mistyped it

When I’m waxing poetic about American serial killing, I don’t idolize the cops who outsmarted the killer drunk on sated lust and physically spent. I look at bodycounts. Bodycounts matter.

Someone says to me: define success. I answer, “Even more than Gary Ridgway.” I leave Bundy out of it.

LMMFGDAO @ SO MAD I CAN'T SLEEP !!!

hahahaha

I accidentally sliced the corner of my eye on your edgy post

You’ve had Come and See on a loop then. Americans gaped their judaized assholes, already itself a sodomite country.

There’s more where that came from. I can lie for decades.

You might do wiser to turn your attention to your own backyard, Brit. The UK is a total shithole right now, and all you Brits can do is point and screech about other shitholes.

Brit? The heck?

Poor Killcen

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I think being white is awesome!

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Don't worry.
Part of the joy of anonymity means I can call you a Jew or a Brit and Johnny can pretend to be an Irish Jew drug-addict artist who's actually just a glow-in-the-dark glorified caretaker for Killcen, who is actually the bastard son of a Rothschild, who is being watched over (most ungratefully, I might add) by the elite family to which he belongs.

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I'm beginning to not believe a word I say

today I'm getting antibiotics for Sputnik

have a good day !!!!

JN said this all costs a paltry 275$ per week. Pathetic.

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Joel Babbit's news website

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(That's twice what Jim pays Diana)

Trash.
Sage for jew.

Is Diana his lovely horsefaced 86lb assistant?

I always believed redshield money would be ample to corral their bad seed.

...

shit. an $85 office feeat the vet, because they've never seen Sputnik before, and they won't sell me antibiotics without an examination.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT !!!!!!!!

God fucking dammit I picked the wrong time to try to quit vaping and smoking. I'm extremely fucking stressed out right now

Did you get a gas bill or some shit?

One of my cats came inside last night with a wound in her neck

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Might not look like a big deal, but when it begins to abscess, it's going to become a very big deal

Kill it with missiles

Easy solution.

BOYCOTT ANY COMPANY THAT BOMBARDS YOU WITH ADDS.

They will quit trying to brain wash us if we refuse to use their products.

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it's STILL spelled 'ads'….
as in: ADvertising

but as soon as they add an extra D I'll tell you

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it's STILL spelled 'brainwash'
as in: ONE WORD

but as soon as they break it into two words,
I'll make sure you're the first to know

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...

If you're going to misspell any other words, this would be an ideal time to do it

My cat boobs had an abscess that got big and he purposely chewed it open. We'd never seen such a thing and assumed he'd gotten into something very bad to begin cannibalizing himself. The vet raped me for $400 that day.

Jews are so smart they once swindled an entire nation into giving them free train rides and pyjamas.

Individual jews, or the jewish group strategy?

Yes

Not all jews, not all group strategies. NAXALT.

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Don't be ridiculous, goy.

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He's a troll tard. He knows this upsets you. Also know this - if the true nuclear arsenals of the nations is launched it won't matter what part of the world you're in, even bunkers - you and everyone is fucked. Even those leaving some bunkers fifty years later will die from radiation. And that's not counting the very much bigger non-nuclear arsenal. The next world war might be the last one for humans.

I always wondered if god ever got disgusted by the life on this planet and thought of erasing it and starting it again? Regardless of people, most everyone is prone to horribly evil tendencies. The best among us live a life of self-chosen charity (their numbers small) and the worst among us usually get obscene amounts of power by focusing on the short term and damning the world long term. The vast majority of every group is somewhere in the faceless middle, lucky to even be a footnote in history or do much of relevance. I know you're just fucking with the other guy, but I had to go off on this tangent.

burgerkikes and their consumerist "society" are truly despicable, i wish death upon all of them.

I understand where he’s coming from. I don’t believe anything either. I don’t even believe in nukes. big-lies.org/nuke-lies/www.nukelies.com/forum/mobile-nuke.html

I’ve been on imageboards since 2011. Not the longest, but you can’t begin to imagine how utterly sick I am of monocausalist antijudaism.