A man has reported is neighbors dog barked at him as he walked to his mailbox. this unexpected event has raised eyebrows and caused concern among the community.
"I was going to get my mail out of the mailbox, and all of the sudden, my neighbor's dog starts barking at me", said the man who wishes to remain anonymous. "The fucking dog just kept barking and barking and barking at me. I told him to shut up, but he looked at me from the sides of his eyes, sized me up for a minute, and started barking at me again."
Reports have surfaced that this is not the first time the dog has barked. the neighbor who lives on the other side of the house also reported the dog barked at her one day.
She also prefers to remain anonymous, but at her press conference today she said, "fuck that stupid dog. I don't know who the fuck it thinks it is, but if it barks at me again I'll smash it over the head with a baseball bat."
This is the second SHOCKING headline today, and while it is indeed quite shocking, it's still not as shocking as the breaking news about the attorney who handles personal injury cases.
Jack Adams
exican?
Logan Perry
where's the news?
Brody Stewart
I'm not sure how newsworthy this story is, because while I realize this is a legitimate event that actually occurred, there have been three other documented cases of dogs barking at neighbors before in the past.
I don't think the fourth incident of its kind constitutes breaking news.
Cooper Ramirez
SHOCKING: man reads news article, can't find the news aspect
Camden Diaz
It seems like animal control or the police would step in and do something about this. I'm outraged that this type of event could occur in America! I believe the Jews are behind this tragic incident.
Brandon Scott
Looks like Andrew is hitting the meth pipe again. Why do you even hate Jim so much?
Nathaniel Gray
who's Jim?
is that an imageboard 'code word' ?
Josiah Taylor
exicans
Eli Lee
reported
Hudson Ross
if you ask us (and yes, I speak for all 4 of us) you seem like you've been huffing paint fumes.
Carter Scott
Rumor has it that all the cool people are calling quality drugs 'the gas', so I'll likely be utilizing that terminology very soon.
Connor Adams
homes:the strange incident of the dogs last night during the murder
witless:but the dogs were quiet
homes:eggzactly,(sac)
Alexander Brown
re(sac)ported
Hunter Peterson
eported
Thomas Clark
Andy don't need no drugs no more,(sac){triple negative for rhetorical effect and to cancel out the 2nd double negative}as all those acid trips and booze and coke done changed the neurological structure of his brain so that he is permaently redpilled and lives down the rarebiit hole
I suck dicks. Wait I meant to say you suck dicks! You suck the dicks, not me. I don't suck dicks. But you totally do. Stop sucksing all those dicks you suck. Fag.
One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small And the ones that mother gives you Don't do anything at all
Go ask Andy When he's ten feet tall And if you go chasing rabbits And you know you're going to fall
Tell them a hookah-smoking caterpillar Has given you the call Call Andy when he was just small When the men on the 8ch board Get up and tell you where to go
Evan Sanchez
HOME BOY, THOSE ARE SOME RAD TEMPLE OS BASEBALL HATS
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When the men on the 8ch board Get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving low Go ask Andy I think he'll know
When logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy dead And the Jimbo is talking backwards And the codemonkey's off with his head Remember what the (sac) said Feed andy your dick head Feed andy your dick head
Logan Gonzalez
i'm having a petite mal seizure
Wyatt Harris
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What a BARGAIN !!!
and who DOESN'T love a good lightweight biblically themed operating system?
you watch your sissyboy cartoons and superhero faggotry, and I'll watch LivePD……
and guess which of us gets our dick sucked
Blake Sanders
(by a female)
Brayden Davis
chill out, shortie
Evan Ortiz
tell her to remove her teeth for a real nice BJ
Carson Morris
exico's president?
Thomas Hall
this site is starting to get really fucking stupid.
Joshua Campbell
yea, the avg IQ of the combined anons dropped 10 points when you showed up
Isaac Ramirez
Im hiding inside johnny nigturds house
Camden Nguyen
this isn't even a fucking news story. No mention of where and when it happened.
David Peterson
Hahahaha boi you stupid
Ryder Parker
spotlights o clueless one
admit you were wrong
sign this declaration and print it out and put it on yor fridge and use it for wall paper for yor phone
I, Andrew McGovern, hereby declare that I was wrong about the picture that /killcen/ posted and the strange lighting is from spotlights and in my desire to be an irritating smart ass, a smarter ass known as (sac) is smarter, wittier and more talented than me, pointed out that the comment and altered pix that I(Andrew McGovern) posted on 05/10/19 (Fri) was WRONG
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