A man has reported is neighbors dog barked at him as he walked to his mailbox. this unexpected event has raised eyebrows and caused concern among the community.
"I was going to get my mail out of the mailbox, and all of the sudden, my neighbor's dog starts barking at me", said the man who wishes to remain anonymous. "The fucking dog just kept barking and barking and barking at me. I told him to shut up, but he looked at me from the sides of his eyes, sized me up for a minute, and started barking at me again."
Reports have surfaced that this is not the first time the dog has barked. the neighbor who lives on the other side of the house also reported the dog barked at her one day.
She also prefers to remain anonymous, but at her press conference today she said, "fuck that stupid dog. I don't know who the fuck it thinks it is, but if it barks at me again I'll smash it over the head with a baseball bat."
This is the second SHOCKING headline today, and while it is indeed quite shocking, it's still not as shocking as the breaking news about the attorney who handles personal injury cases.
Jack Adams
exican?
Logan Perry
where's the news?
Brody Stewart
I'm not sure how newsworthy this story is, because while I realize this is a legitimate event that actually occurred, there have been three other documented cases of dogs barking at neighbors before in the past.
I don't think the fourth incident of its kind constitutes breaking news.
Cooper Ramirez
SHOCKING: man reads news article, can't find the news aspect
Camden Diaz
It seems like animal control or the police would step in and do something about this. I'm outraged that this type of event could occur in America! I believe the Jews are behind this tragic incident.
Brandon Scott
Looks like Andrew is hitting the meth pipe again. Why do you even hate Jim so much?
