William Shakespeare was actually a woman named Emilia Bassano

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Okay, you know how I do this….
I'm not going to copy and paste the entire article

you're fully capable of clicking on the link and reading it for yourself

it turns out that William Shakespeare was actually a woman named Emilia Bassano.

I swear to God…..
This article on TheAtlantic.com is very interesting, and it's very long, so there's no way I could really copy and paste the entire thing in an abbreviated form.

If you're stupid and lazy, you won't click the link and read the article for yourself, and I honestly don't give a flying fuck if you read it or not.

I just got done reading it, and I thought it was interesting enough to post a thread about it.

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Jesus, when do we get rid of women?

Judging by the lack of activity in your bed, you've never had a woman to get rid of.

i have hos buried in my back yard

my mom thinks i like to garden

(This would be a good weekend for your mother to drop you off at the movie theater so you can watch Avengers endgame)

Just don't lash out at her from resentment, because it's not her fault that you're a fucking douchebag.

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SPOILER ALERT:

You won't even realize how bad the movie sucks

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i time traveled like they did in the new avengers movie where ironman dies back to 1600 and wrote the plays for Shakespere

Time wrote them

I don't care how far back or how far forward you could possibly travel through time…..

You'll never find a moment when comic books and superheroes were coo

Not even vaguely

That's the most uncool thing anybody could ever be interested in

time
wat is it
is it a river
is it discrete packet, ripples, waves?

is it an illusion in an eternal now?

Our sense only able to percieve cause and effect?

Or is Time wat Andy served for drugs