BREAKING NEWS: NOBODY CARES Reports have surfaced that nobody cares. A press conference was held, but nobody came. Nobody came to listen to the press conference, because nobody showed up to announce anything. It has become clear that nobody cares.
Rumors of people caring have been reported, but there has been no evidence to back up the claims.
"If people cared enough to show they cared, then we wouldn't be having this conversation right now." said a man who did not care to be identified.
Some people have theorized the lack of caring is due to a complete oversaturation and a phenomenon where people have become desensitized, while others postulate that people never really cared in the first place
Only one person cared to comment, and they said, "None of this really matters."
apparently, you cared enough to submit an alternative to caring
Joshua Adams
don't care
Wyatt Morgan
exactly what criteria was used when determining what constituted caring or not caring?
Eli Collins
I almost didn't even read this thread, because I simply wasn't very concerned.
Christian Bailey
like I care
Blake Wood
that's the problem with you people. you don't care about REAL NEWS. that won't stop me from bringing you real news. maybe you should all go to facebook. I'm going to go get drunk. I don't care anymore.
Lucas Gomez
Killcen, first you said you were angry that nobody cares, which clearly demonstrated how much you care, but then you said you don't care anymore.
did you stop caring right before you said you don't care anymore, or had you already stopped caring beforehand, and lied about caring enough to be angry in your initial statement?
Logan Anderson
nobody cares if you get drunk or not
Ian Martinez
FUCK YOU, JOHNNY
Camden Murphy
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL UNFUNNY
Sebastian Reyes
ask me do I care. I don't think 'funny' was the goal
Luke Jones
I've noticed how nothing really seems to matter, and last year I got so burnt out on all of the stupid political news stories, that I was looking for anything in the news that didn't relate to politics. Strangely enough, even other topics couldn't hold my interest, and I finally came to realize that I literally don't care about any of these stupid stories.
None of them has any effect on my life, and I couldn't care less.
Then, as if that wasn't already bad enough, Killcen's continually monotonous conspiracy nonsense has made me totally apathetic towards any of this bullshit.
None of these news stories even raise an eyebrow
I literally don't care I couldn't possibly care any less. and I'm not the only one. NOBODY CARES.
Nicholas Lewis
Nobody cares about Trump Nobody cares about Mexicans Nobody cares about politics in general Nobody cares about 5G Nobody cares about Facebook Nobody cares about smartphones Nobody cares about the NSA Nobody cares about chemtrails Nobody cares about people killing each other Nobody cares about anything
Christopher Cook
REAL News! I wish I cared that nobody cares that apathy is becoming so prevalent among those who really should care about not caring. Alas, I just do not care that nobody cares. I don't even care that this apathetic situation is a form of mass conformity, and I don't care to participate in conformity at all, but nobody cares whether or not I choose to conform by not caring or not. In short… NOBODY CARES.
Luke Carter
I used to be a news junkie a fanatic
something's happened over the course of the past several years. now I simply don't care.
and I'm not the only one…… I've never before seen a time when SO MANY people also agreed that they've lost interest.
Cooper Edwards
you may have erroneously thought this story was intended to be satire………….
it's not. It's actually a very real phenomenon
Camden Perry
We can finally come to agreement on something! nobody cares
Dylan Cruz
Not even joking. don't give a fuck anymore
Jason Brown
I'm not the only one who has noticed that even the mod doesn't care anymore
I think the main reason why I don't care anymore is because I used to really care. Then I realized there was no reason to continue caring.
Dylan Parker
you cared so much that it hurts to continue caring? about what?
Tyler Cruz
everything, honestly. but mainly world events.
John Barnes
I'm going to go out on a limb, here. I'm guessing Killcen's nonstop Doom and gloom end-of-the-world 'sky is falling' banter has demoralized you?
Jordan Sanders
no. I just don't care anymore
Levi Sullivan
Its not meant to, nor is everything I post "doom and gloom", sometimes maybe so, not all the time. And I do provide solutions sometimes, not that any of you give a shit. Don't be upset, if the truth startles you then maybe you are better off playing video games, reading anime books and watching Live PD on TV entertainment night popping narcotics.
Good, because I don't give a damn either. Quite frankly this whole world can burn and I just don't give a damn anymore. But news is news, like it or not, and this is a news board.
Luke Ward
So…. what you're trying to say is that you care?
John Reed
according to your own words, you don't give a damn, but you still care.
Lincoln Peterson
You're from America?…. ahhhhh….
Do you know Randall Abernathy?… He's kinda tall and has brown hair?
Chase Robinson
People are just confused… they would be filled with blood lust, but the fluoride already destroyed lobotomized that part of their brain.
David Rivera
Nope… Nobody's confused. Not caring was a collective decision….
I challenge you to show me a news story from the past 35 years worth caring about
Eli Long
It's fair to say that this thread is the only REAL NEWS worth caring about
But after reading it, I realized it would be a waste of my time caring about it.
It's not like caring is going to change my life, or change the world.
don't care
Grayson Baker
If somebody copied and pasted a list of 47 links
That would be 47 things I don't care about
James Brooks
I care about my existence what actually effects my day to day existence
none of these 'news stories' has any bearing on my life. none of them matter. they're not even interesting anymore.
nowadays, the trees and the clouds and the birds that chirp are the only things that matter.
my existence doesn't involve any of these stories
I don't care
John Ortiz
THERE ARE FOUR READERS HERE IN Zig Forums
none of us care
Austin Perez
the internet sucks balls…. if there were anything even vaguely interesting, I wouldn't be here. the fact that I'm here proves exactly how worthless the internet is……………..
Asher Reyes
shut up
Isaac Campbell
i like climate change porn I like Overpopulation porn I like nuclear annihilation porn i like doomsayer porn
I have become somewhat desensitized, so that I need more extra of the good bad stuff to care, but I still care
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Nicholas Thomas
I care(bear)(sac)
I'm a bit of a drama queen myself
You have influenced my life deeply
You saved me
i got the help i needed after self medicating and you also taught me that we shouldn't take all this doom and gloom news stuff seriously
The humorous slant you added to mexican invasions and Muslim assimilation of western culture made me realize that the situation isn't as bad as I thought it was.
But mostly, you have helped me come to terms with my repressed homosexuality
/killcen/, don't do it
Liam Jackson
Is Zuckerberg in league with Satan?
Sequel to the Social stealing personal info Network
In January 2019, Sorkin sat down for an interview with AP Entertainment and revealed Rudin has been consistently pushing for the development of a screenplay for a sequel, saying, "First of all, I know a lot more about Facebook in 2005 than I do in 2018, but I know enough to know that there should be a sequel. A lot of very interesting, dramatic stuff has happened since the movie ends with settling the lawsuit from the Winklevoss twins and Eduardo Saverin."
Tyler Nelson
No one here uses facebook, /killcen/
you are proselytizing to the converted preaching to the pulpit
What you must dois create a facebook account and post your stuff there
Nice disinfo ploy loser! I just poured myself some scotch and got back on here, not before putting away a few firearms for safety. Had no intention of doing something that stupid so shut the fuck up! Have fun tonight! As I will!
Everyone ready to have a good time? Good! Get off your asses then and have yourself a drink!
Ian Rivera
Anyone like Slim Whitman?
Elijah Campbell
Slim Whitman was the greatest singer, ever! Much better that Elvis! Could Elvis yodel for a minute straight!? I think not!
Asher Sullivan
...
Elijah Cruz
You losers need to know some CLASS before you drink!! Have a little CLASS drinking!! Drink with CLASS! Best way to go!
Kayden Smith
Little did you realize Elvis Presley started his career as an opening act for Slim Whitman
I respect Elvis Presley, but he is overrated. Slim Whitman was much better!
Nathan Brown
who would've ever thought that 'Ellis' was going to become more famous than Jesus?
Slim Whitman told Bob Neal (the tour manager) to put Elvis' name as top billing, because after Elvis performed the opening act, everybody left and went home, leaving Slim performing to empty theatres.
At least by becoming the opening act, Slim had an audience
DRUNK YET?
drink up, dude… cheers! (classy)
The difference between Elvis & Jesus? people love Elvis
Johnny, I'm moving. I'm moving to a much much more rural area with lots and lots of acres soon. I won't have internet anymore when I move. I won't be near towns, let alone city limits for many hours distance. I'm going to live self-sufficient off the land. And I'll likely end up dying there at some point too. I want you to know that beforehand.
Kayden White
Johnny hasn't been here all day
Jace Cooper
I need to get back to where I came, the old days, where I was born. Live off the land, fend for myself, rely on noone but myslelf.
Kevin Bailey
I wasnt here most none today either.
Julian Walker
I won't be around here for too much longer. The news will stop and then its up to you anons to keep this board going. I'm 'bugging out' and am looking at some very nice property out in the boonies, nothing but small gravel roads that dont even show up on a map.
Leo Cook
Out for tonight. Gonna drink myself to sleep. Hope I awake for another day.
Jason Walker
jn has been working with a stray kitten who was dying since last night. he and his son have been at a vet tech lady's house all day. thought I could lure him in today but he just texted me that they're still at her house.
Colton Hill
we already know the area you're talking about
Gabriel Edwards
don't care.
may put up some new banners soon. watch for them. t. mod
