It's been pretty boring and predictable around here for quite awhile, so I'd like to spice things up a bit, starting with a banner contest.
little andy mcgovern finally busted me using picsart and pretending to be him a few days ago, so I'll just admit that I'm fast becoming a picsart faggot too, thx to u guise, and lay down the rules of the contest…
All banners submitted ITT for this contest will be considered for adding to the banner rotation. Users may vote on which banners they like the most or the least by replying to a submission post with the word 'pepper' for an upgoat, or the word 'sage' for a downgoat. The top 3 banners will be added to the rotation. Sorry I can't give you a better "prize". I'm only the ᵐᵒᵈ. There will also be prizes for those submitting the banners voted as worst. The 3 banner-posters recieving the most downgoats will be '''banned from Zig Forums for one week.
You have today and tomorrow to make banner submissions in this thread for them to be considered. All banners must be exactly 300 X 100, less than 500 kb, and can be .gif, .jpg, or.png. have at it guise! Let's spice things up here on Zig Forums! nᵐᵒᵈ-has-banner-contest.fag
It wasn't eating anything Johnny. It was on one of those big storage crates which I have a TON of, stacked up and re-enforced with plywood to hold all the weight. It must have jumped onto my old table and got up there.
And NO, I'm not opening my dehydrated storage food for it, because it wouldn't eat human food anyway.
Adam Cook
STRAY.
Mispelled stray.
Gabriel Young
Ohhhhh, its fortified, trust me. I think it got in when I was talking to the neighbor outside, for about five minutes I accidentally left my door open…. which is really bad for me, typically I won't do that. I should get a screen door for it.
Kevin Jones
Bullshit. It came in my house, what was I supposed to do, keep it? It was a stray outdoor cat, likely had fleas too.
You would have done the same. Or paid a lot of money getting it checked at a vet in order to keep it, then food and maintenance costs too.
Hunter Reyes
Didn't recognize Catpocalypse when we sent him. Catpocalypse kept telling us you weren't ready, that you probably never would be, but we didn't listen and sent your Kitty anyway. Now he really feels discarded.
Nathan Davis
I'm not Johnny. Ironically enough for the past two days he has been taking over at an animal rescue place taking care of a stay kitten that was dying
Logan Cox
Well I was never mean to the cat. I wouldn't hurt animals, unless that is when I go hunting, which is a completely different issue.
Ian Jenkins
*lifts my tail and sprays on you*
Cooper Lopez
How long you going to act like a baby about this? That cat is just fine, it was an outdoor cat.
It must have snuck in while I was talking to the neighbor while getting my mail. My door was open, by accident I forgot to close it. And we kept yapping and I wasn't paying attention. It must have run in there and hid inside my home for a day without me noticing.
Camden Fisher
Fortunately I had mite problems before and I know how to deal with them. Its called baking soda and diatomaceous earth. Not the food-grade diatomaceous earth. I already have both in bulk.
Daniel Allen
Yapping instead of paying attention YOU ??? nawwwwww
This one is funny too. And it does serve a purpose beyond my whiskey obsession, because some anons like to "drunkpost" here and I admit I have done it too.
Brody Wilson
Someone should make a Cheers one, with all the heads replaced for different personas, like Johnny Killcen (sac) et al.
Andrew Ortiz
I'm going to get on MS Pain and do one soon.
Adrian Diaz
when I was 12 years old and started taking ten hits of windowpane LSD on a daily basis, and began four decades of the most extreme drug use imaginable, committing nearly lethal levels of polypharmacy on a regular basis, I never ever ever would have dreamed I'd end up being the ONLY ONE who doesn't get high or drink at all.
I am a gigantic skeptic. My skepticism is septic. I'm skeptical of everything and everybody.
and I've quite literally tested out EVERY graphic program, for PCs Macs and Smartphones
trust me
I wanted to hate PicsArt….. (I enjoy hating things)
there's nothing to hate it's fucking indispensable
it's INDISPENSABLE
Blake Ross
I'm not sure if they've made a Windows compatible update for it or emulation or something like that
Not sure
If not, GIMP has done their best to emulate Photoshop…. But in my opinion, their best simply wasn't good enough.
I'm an old school 3D modeler & animator and Photoshopnaut from my PC days
but I'm preparing to completely disconnect from all technology, and I've morphed away from computers in this process
Christian Jones
I've never seen anybody start fucking with picsart who didn't quickly get tickled pink at how well it was developed
Adobe dropped the ball BIGTIME with mobile
I've bought my licensed Adobe Photoshop Touch™ mobile, and it ain't shit compared to PicsArt
Michael Peterson
and it's not just for memes
it's an extremely powerful photo editor & retouch workshop
James Turner
and it's free
Evan Johnson
okay, so….
this banner contest is rad. it's 'bitchin' it's wicked cool it's off the chain it's ham it's the bomb it's beast it's chill it's sick it's jiggy it's neat-o
it's excellent
bye… I'm gonna go meet Wendy at the park
Brody Jones
MORE MEN IN UNDERWEAR DRIVING THEIR NUDE DEAD WIFE UPSIDE DOWN IN THE PASSENGER SEAT ACROSS THE COUNTRY ON VACATION
LESS CONSPIRATORIAL DOOMSDAY
Juan Rogers
I don't post conspiracies, I post whats actually going on and you simply find it scary or threatening or offensive so your mind plays a stupid trick trying to justify criticism by calling it "conspiracy theory." Its what all normfags who can't handle unprecedented levels of corruption do, and that is the sole reason it is often allowed to happen. It is imperative that news organizations keep an eye out and call out corruption, especially when its governmental or institutionalized (which is the most dangerous of all).
Camden Jackson
By the way, poor Riley Crossman
she's the gorgeous 15 year old that went missing last week
then today they arrested her mother's white trash boyfriend for raping and murdering Riley
(then there's the beautiful young pregnant Hispanic lady who vanished, and they arrested three people today for killing her and slicing her open and stealing the baby)
All four of us are already familiar with all of those stories. You're not reaching an audience who cares
Brayden Sullivan
Picture of the four of us meeting every day in a local barber shop or a hamburger joint, every day, just the four of us. every day….
Just four buddies, somehow brought together by life's circumstances, and ending up becoming 'pals', even if it was begrudgingly….
Now imagine these four buddies shooting the shit
just shooting the shit, bringing up the 'latest news'
how long would you continue pretending that there were 10,000 invisible buddies listening, incessantly trying to 'warn' the other three guys about 'the impending end of the world' ?
it's monotonous
and honestly?…… I'M INCREDIBLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOUR LACK OF COMPASSION AND HUMANITY TOWARDS THAT POOR CAT YESTERDAY
I think that was one of the shittiest thing I've heard in a long time
Sebastian Young
There's a reason why the Egyptians worshipped cats…
cats are amazing
they're mystical spirits
that was SHITTY OF YOU and I would've expected much, much better from you
Justin Green
you better CHIDDIGTY CHECK YO'SELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YO'SELF !!!
Cooper Martin
I bet you're the type of person that would Mary Charlene Darling's mother, just to rape and murder the poor girl
Cute dame. I thought Wendy was your wife? Or is she your ex-Wife?
Logan Young
Wendy who?
Liam Turner
And Heather is a fireball, alright
but we'll see what happens
until then, CHARLENE DARLING
grab a whiskey jug and jam out
Kevin Williams
If you are cheating on her that is very rotten especially if she is your wife.
Blake Thompson
what's funny? as I'm getting ready to go to the park, I'm watching Jillian right now. Jillian's pacing around (she always does) in shorts and her hair in pigtails again.
she's got really long legs. not crzy about the boob job.
guess what? her dog Lilly and my cat Rocket have a crush on each other.
it's hilarious watching my cat flirt with her dog. (My cat is the alpha in the duo)
it's fucking classic
Isaac Gomez
I never said anything about cheating with or on ANYBODY
Ryan King
Adios!! Heading out to Tattnall Square Park
Zachary Sullivan
My favorites:
Chase Robinson
That's pretty harsh! So, you'll be in here all by yourself then? What happens if all 3 of us on here ban ourselves from Zig Forums for a week and go off to shitpost on other board for a week? Do you lose your "job"?
Cameron Lee
Feel free to ban yourselves for as long as you want, boomer faggots. ᵐᵒᵈ
Jonathan Brooks
Hell, I got cat pissed on and didn't say a word about it. I don't care if anons shame me, I'm not "downvoting" anything. I actually contributed the following three:
Stanley Roper for the humor of Killcen watching The Ropers, and a subliminal message for one of my infamous threads "You Asked For This" when I went on a ranting rage against all the problems with modern society. If you ever use one of those, you should have it link to that archived thread for laughs. Oh boy, did I get some laughs and responses from that one if I recall.
I know we've had our differences in the past, but I took the liberty of fixing your submission.ᵐᵒᵈ Then I will show you MY actually usable submission that I made from your .gif
