Even though there are only four people who visit/n/, thousands of them have loved Johnny Neptune's trademark comparisons between 'starving Ethiopian children food critics' and 'videogame sissies who offer advice about women'.
"It's my favorite comparison ever", said one Zig Forums reader who prefers to remain anonymous "it's the only reason l come to Zig Forums, obviously."
Reports have surfaced that Neptune will now be replacing his signature 'Ethiopian child's with the more current 'Starving Child From Yemen'.
"I can't wait", said somebody who has no choice but to wait, but still makes statements about his inability or refusal to wait.
"Everybody loves it when Neptune compares us to Starving Ethiopian Children who stand outside of busy restaurants, critiquing the menu", said the Zig Forums reader, "it's a perfect comparison to one of us complaining about women."
All these endless wars have wasted trillions of taxpayer dollars and have resulted in the deaths of millions of innocent people. We live in a cruel declining Empire that needs to just fucking collapse already.
Logan Sullivan
One time, I used the word "cuck" in a sentence, and Johnny reminded me that the only humans who use the word 'cuck' are sexually failed adult males.
He compared me to a Starving Ethiopian Child who's obsessed with the visual imagery of other people eating my food while I'm forced to watch.i think the new STARVING YEMEN CHILD analogy is going to be more current and politically correct.
"Cuck" is UK slang for a cuckold, I think. Cowardly men who allow others to fuck their own wives, even in their own homes. Its a degrading insult saying someone is "a cuck." It basically means you are a coward and a traitor.
Bentley Garcia
true. my lack of 'expertise' about women equates more to a Yemeni Child's culinary 'expertise' than to an Ethiopian's.
AGAIN: the only humans who actually incorporate the word 'cuck' into their vocabulary are adult males who can't get any pussy
sexually successful men NEVER use that term
sexually accomplished men never even think about that idiotic telltale terminology, or about the concept at all.
nobody has ever heard a married man say it
nobody has ever heard it said by a guy who gets pussy.
Aiden Miller
RE: United Kingdom
Nobody has ever seen a masculine male from the UK before
it's like they've all been born with a congenital birth defect, where they are all swishy effeminate genetic homosexuals.
so yeah….
not surprising
Owen Ramirez
That doesn't make much sense considering the term is typically used to insult the men who allow others to fuck their loved ones. Zig Forums did not come up with that term, they just misuse it all the time.
Alexander Murphy
IRONIC: a man who can't get any pussy is fixated on the concept of being forced to watch other people fuck their woman
like a Starving Yemen Child obsessed with the concept of being forced to watch other people eat off his plate…..
Only a moron could write something like that. Or a woman.
Hunter Brooks
Leaving aside historical uses of the term, actual cuckolds use it all the time and their women are getting ploughed by other men. You cuck. Married 6 years next month; kill yourself and learn how to type properly while you're at it.
REMINDER: If you use the phrase "Comedy Gold" you might be a faggot. Dost deez nutz
Jayden Allen
So are any of you queers cultured enough to know who first used "cuck" the way it is used nowadays? It was this glorious french faggot, troll extraordinary, u will never be as anti-Semitic as him face it
