Cat Dazzles Reporters, Buries It's Feces In Box Filled With Clay

Scientists have developed a replacement for dirt that can be used indoors, for cats to urinate and defecate into. This substance is made from clay, and can be placed into small plastic tubs inside of people's houses.

Unlike dogs, cats are fastidious creatures who carefully dig holes in dirt, go to the bathroom into the hole, then cover their poop up, effectively burying it.

This clay substance is called 'kitty litter', and the plastic tubs are called 'litter boxes'.

One cat owner spoke with reporters during an impromptu press conference. "It's amazing. My cat climbs into the litter box, takes a shit, and buried the turds in the kitty litter. This is fucking amazing."

Reporters were dazzled as the man's cat, an orange tabby named Napoleon, climbed into the litter box and took a shit before burying it with the clay.

Reports have surfaced that dogs do not have the decency to bury their own feces. "I live next door to the guy with the experimental plastic litterbox", said a neighbor who owns a dog. "My dog Duke takes shits in my yard and on my floor."

To demonstrate, the neighbor led his dog to the litter box, where Duke promptly ate the cat feces which was just buried by Napoleon.

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James Comey Joked About Being A Communist Before Joining FBI

James Comey, who would go on to helm the FBI, joked in 2003 that he was a Communist before he joined the Bureau.

In an unearthed 2003 interview with New York Magazine, James Comey, who would go on to helm the FBI a decade later, joked about being a Communist before he joined the Bureau.

The news comes after it was confirmed that the head of Obama’s CIA, John Brennan, admitted to actually voting for a Communist candidate in 1976, yet somehow climbed the ranks within the same US intelligence community that had spent decades fighting that very ideology.

“In college, I was left of center,” Comey told New York Magazine, and through a gradual process I found myself more comfortable with a lot of the ideas and approaches the Republicans were using.” He voted for Carter in 1980, but in ’84, “I voted for Reagan—I’d moved from Communist to whatever I am now. I’m not even sure how to characterize myself politically. Maybe at some point, I’ll have to figure it out.”

Of note, Comey’s wife and four daughters were all giant Hillary Clinton supporters who wanted her to win “really badly.”

WTF?! Former FBI Director James Comey started out as a Communist like CIA Director John Brennan in the 1970s: "I’d moved from Communist to whatever I am now," Comey told New York Magazine in 2003t.co/nwJyyKOnjZ

— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) May 16, 2019

“Former CIA Director John Brennan […] admitted in 2016 to voting Communist in the 1970s,” that outlet pointed out. Sure enough, CNN broke that story two months before the presidential election.

“I voted for the Communist Party candidate,” Brennan admitted during a Congressional Black Caucus Foundation conference. He revealed that during his 1980 polygraph test for admission to the CIA, he momentarily thought about covering up this fact before ultimately telling the truth to the examiner.

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That Communist candidate was Gus Hall, a radical leftist who supported the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and ran for president four times.

Since Brennan admitted his Communist sympathies during his 1980 polygraph but was too young to vote in 1972, it’s nearly certain that he voted for the avowed Communist candidate in 1976, just four years before joining the CIA.

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