Zig Forums's very own killcen suffered a massive aneurysm early Saturday morning, and is currently on life support, not expected to live.
Dr. Sacworth told Zig Forums reporters that killcen "suffered the massive aneurysm soon after creating a thread about God punishing all bad Americans and the imminent end of the world".
Killcen is being kept alive through artificial means like a breathing apparatus and a feeding tube, and is showing no signs of brain activity.
"It's not clear if there was any brain activity before he suffered the aneurysm," said Dr. Sacworth. "It's also not clear whether or not it's worth wasting the electricity for the breathing machine."
Reports have surfaced that killcen's daughter won't even realize her father has passed away for several months, and when she finally finds out, she will no longer have to worry about being embarrassed anymore.
It turns out he was right about God punishing Americans who don't have anything worthwhile to contribute. That was the only prediction he ever made that was correct.
Samuel Gutierrez
it's awful that you would put GOOD! in the headline. 'great!' would've been more appropriate.
Cameron Rodriguez
killcen is a homosexual. ive been coming to Zig Forums longer than anyone else, and ive seen him hitting on underage boys many times in the past. he toned it down in the past couple years ever since he got in trouble asking a 16 year old user for dick pics back in 2016. I certainly hope he survives the stroke so he can be prosecuted.
Aaron Rodriguez
not surprisingly, I have also seen him asking men about their penises before in Zig Forums. he has ask men if they had Peyronie's Disease, and offered to give a diagnosis if he could see photographs.
Gavin Sullivan
wtf? Is peyronie's disease a real thing? the only time I've ever heard of it before was in Zig Forums where some guy was talking about 5G and the end of the world, and asked me to show him a photograph of my penis. I figured he was making up peyronie's disease. It doesn't sound like a real name of a disease.
oh my god here we go again. NO, KILLCEN I DON'T HAVE A BENT PENIS, AND I DON'T I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT PHOTOGRAPHS TO DIAGNOSE ME.
Angel Allen
Peyronie's (pay-roe-NEEZ) disease is the development of fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections. Penises vary in shape and size, and having a curved erection isn't necessarily a cause for concern. But Peyronie's disease causes a significant bend or pain in some men.
Anthony Smith
I don't think that was killcen. while I'm quite sure he would be interested in seeing your penis from his hospital bed, I'm pretty sure the breathing tubes and feeding tubes are preventing him from masturbating right now.
Hunter Moore
is this real? did killcen really have a stroke?
Sebastian Stewart
Dr (sac)sworth here
It was only his (sac)roiliac joint, which had become inflamed after a drunken fall
And while in the hospital, the airs (sac)s of his lungs had become inflamed
He may make a complete recovery and be up in time to return to his post as main contributor hehe[sic] on Zig Forums if we all pray for him All pray to day at 10 pm (est) Sat jUNE 22
Say: O Lord Jesus, O great patriotical patriarch, heal this humble man this repentantwife beating, party animaling, fallen lush so that he may enlighten us all here on Zig Forums once again AMEN!
Austin Nguyen
/killcen/ here The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated
I just thought of this
And I aint even lyin'
Joseph Gonzalez
In Zig Forums they're saying he died
Joshua Ross
egg (sac)lee
Carson Parker
I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality, so I would more than happy to show killcen my penis if it will give him a reason to live.
Tyler James
I live in China, so it's going to be an odd time, We here use Tor for stuff other than cp, and I'm prepped!
