Killcen has been missing in action lately. (sac) has tried picking up the slack, and creating extra threads in Killcen's absence, but even that is beginning to wear thin.
Early Sunday morning, (sac) held an impromptu press conference, where he said, "it's refreshing to think that killcen might have suffered a massive stroke or even killed himself, but I don't want to be the only person in Zig Forums, so there's a part of me that actually hopes killcen is still alive. If he's dead, that means I'm the only person left in Zig Forums."
Recent rumors have circulated that killcen suffered a massive aneurysm, and is languishing on life support in an unnamed hospital.
Other rumors have been floated that killcen doused himself with kerosene and set himself ablaze.
Recent reports indicate killcen might actually still be alive, but is receiving involuntary inpatient treatment in a psychiatric institution, due to his daughter finally signing the papers and having her father hospitalized for evaluation.
"I can only keep this going so far before I have a nervous breakdown," said (sac)"I've even tried creating some threads that looked like they might have been created by killcen, but doing that made me want to douse myself with kerosene as well."
I like Zig Forums a lot better without schitso fagget
Grayson Wood
Killcen wasn't all that bad. he helped me 4 years ago when I was 16 and come here for the first time. He offered to determine whether or not I had Peyronie's Disease by examining photographs of my erection.
It turns out I don't have it.
Henry Nguyen
He never did explain what Peyronie's Disease is, but whatever it is, I'm really happy I don't have it.
Lincoln Cook
My home is NOT yuppy looking like that OP!
I got black mold on my fucking walls, concrete slab floors and cob webs everywhere. Give me some fucking credit bitch!
Zachary Turner
That makes sense. I didn't see a single rusty old toaster anywhere in the photograph.
Aaron Moore
Nothing of mine is rusty, besides a few old tools I still have, but most my tools are only 20 to 30 years old. The only tools I have that are rusty are the ones 80 to 90 years old now, which I inherited from dead relatives.
Josiah Price
it's obvious that isn't really killcen
Anthony Reyes
everyone knows it's been (sac) who's been playing the role of killcen, and when I say 'everyone', I mean (sac) because he's the only one in here. now (sac) is pretending to be killcen in this thread, but it's so easy to tell that's not really him.
Jose Evans
how I know you're not really killcen: it's been 20 minutes since you made that post, and I've yet to yawn
Luis Brown
This board would die without me helping contribute. Remember that. I could cut the life out of this board any time I desire to. I'm not an asshole so I would not do that. I will continue to contribute, however, I am not very happy with my threads being slidden and being ridiculed 24/7 for simply posting legit news on a news board.
Honestly I'll say this right now: Zig Forums stinks of glowing niggers today. Absolutely wreaks of pro-establishment propagandists. And that is very likely why the attacks are so vile today.
Connor Harris
reek /rēk/ verb
smell strongly and unpleasantly; stink. noun
-a foul smell
Jayden Nelson
wreak /rēk/ verb
-cause (a large amount of damage or harm).
Carter White
Your contributions are exactly what killed this board. There's nobody left to remember anything because you drove them all away. Apparently, you desired to cut the life out of this board when you decided to come back after leaving for a long time, and there were actually some people that started to come back here. It didn't take long for those people to leave, and you have literally turned this into the most dead board on the entire site.
Gavin Carter
Much to your surprise, there are some words in the English language that sound the same, yet they are spelled completely differently, and have completely different meanings.
words like reek and wreak words like your and you're there, their and they're to, too and two
Nathan Miller
Zig Forums was abused by SPAMMERS who were not posting news. I'm not here to spam like they were, I'm here for NEWS.
Xavier Phillips
What ever you say, Johnny. Unlike you, I'm not as good spelling. I come from a small rural town and never needed to have a very good education to make a decent living. And THANK GOD for that too! Modern America sucks.
Robert Bell
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Michael Bennett
/killcen/ /killcen/ /killcen/
He likes to here his alias, but Like all shy paranoiacs, he gets scared when it's over done
He's lurking, and I aint even him
Ian Rogers
jeeze 1st time in along time i did the here typo for here
Connor Sullivan
I got by on grade 10 HS at the Caterpillar plant, and then they closed it in '95
But my then, i had enough joo gold saved for the end of the world
Buried my wife in the bush after she mouthed off once too much Told the neighbors she done run off to her faggot brother in Commifornia
So no alimony
My daughter was ok with this, as more for her
Daniel Ross
yoy rite
Jeremiah Watson
i have a 100 yr old scredriver
Your tool's about 73, aint it /killcen/
Juan Hall
A spammer to /killcen/ is 1. anyone posting on n who isnt him
If you do post conspiracy news, he gets envious and bumps it off the front page
I think envy may be the 2nd worse mortal sin, after murder
The few times someone DOES post real news, I will bump it too. Unfortunately, that is not very often, because most people choose not to post real news, and I am forced to keep the news flowing.
Jaxson Wright
haha..hee my room and i aint even lyin'
Owen White
Well I spend much of my time underground in my basement these days because I want to avoid 5G so yes, thats what its like down here, damn and dark, but at least I'm not going to be blasted with microwave radiation!
Wyatt Scott
In your opinion
The arrogance of assuming you are the arbiter of what qualifies as news here on Zig Forums and what should be slid!
Envy and Pride!!!
You are headed down, not up when the rapture comes
I only got a little mold behind thr wallboards and i keep the dehumidifier running when it rains and windows open when its dry
Jayden Sanchez
How to test your home for radon gas, an odourless substance linked to cancer
Janet Whitehead has never smoked a cigarette. So when she was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2010, the news came as a shock.
After some research, Whitehead eventually learned that her former home had high levels of radon gas, an odourless, colourless substance that can rise from the ground and leach into basements, increasing homeowners’ risk of lung cancer.
Radon is a radioactive gas that occurs when the uranium contained in rocks and soil breaks down. When released outdoors, the gas is diluted and doesn’t pose a threat. However, radon can become a health threat if it seeps into an enclosed space, like a house, school or basement.
If inhaled for long periods of time, doctors say the gas can increase the likelihood of developing lung cancer.
Alexander Baker
I would never allow anyone to take me away without a fight to the death, nor kill myself willingly. If I die it would likely be from a stroke, heart attack or just old age. My daughter loves me and I love her, she knows never to fuck with me or she loses all chances of wealth inheritance (and I married into my wealth more than I actually made myself anyway)…. and since my wife is gone I got everything things work just the way I want them to and I have (((legal experts))) to make sure there are stipulations in the wills: one thing I had them put down is anyone who tries to undermine my lifestyle by removing me from my presence will be CUT OFF completely from inheritance. So it would be the best thing for my daughter to shut the fuck up, leave me be to die naturally and inherit the wealth…. and she knows it…. because I done told her how it works.
Haha…HeeHee…
Joseph Butler
I take curcumin, eat plenty of garlic and drink Cod Liver Oil. I'll be just fine.
Isaiah Reed
no
yor hooked
Sebastian Foster
is a maybe anti-dementia drug…maybe
Not gonna save yor lungs
Garlic is no problem for you, since you see 3 people a yr in person, But i tried it and people turned thier heads awy, yes, the low odor pills
Luke Hughes
Did your daughter help dispose of the evidence for a cut? Not that there's anything wrong with that if she was an evil harpy who tried to steal yor bread every time you sat down for a meal(see Greek mythology)
There's a few people I'd like to send to the cornfield(see classic Twilight Zone episode "It's a Good Life")
don't you fucking mock me!
Jacob Rogers
Curcumin has been proven effective for slowing down cancer cell growth, so if you have lung cancer, or any kind of cancer, this is a safe alternative to chemotherapy. It won't completely rid of the cancer mind you, neither does chemo for that matter, it just slows down and stunts cancerous growth significantly.
Angel Ross
I do not murder family members, my wife died of diabetes because she chose to have a bad unhealthy diet, and always drank diet soda. I even told her it was not good for her, she didn't care. She figured that if I consumed alcohol she had the right to do what she wanted. Well ok, fare. She died for that philosophy. Once again proving my theory that soda is much more toxic than alcohol is!
Leo Allen
I apologize for suggesting in a rude and insensitive attempt at humor that you murdered your wife and your daughter abetted you.
There is an user here who goes by the fag-name of just-kiss-it, and he is a bad influence on me and others here.
His attempts at black aka gallows humor show signs of psychopathic hebism and suggest not interacting with him
He's the one always posting news items with titles like
REJOICE: Tinder Chad's Use of Dating App Lets Him Avoid Jail Time After Hot Sex With 11y/o Girl and
Alex Jones sent child porn to Sandy Hook families say Lawyers
and
Badass Gym Teacher Takes Control, Gets Oral Sex From 28 First Grade Girls, Molests an Additional 88
