Reports have surfaced that an unprecedented amount of news is about to begin happening, and much of it will be very real.
Readers of Zig Forums are unaware that this upcoming wave of legitimate news approaches on the horizon, primarily because there are no readers of Zig Forums.
As the rest of the world celebrates the upcoming influx of news events, Jim Watkins is considering renaming Zig Forums.
Watkins held an impromptu news conference, which was news in itself, so of course it wasn't covered in Zig Forums.
Watkins appeared in a thong to a throng of reporters and said, "I am considering changing the name of Zig Forums to something more descriptive, like maybe /mt/. get it? /mt/? Because it's so empty?"
When asked why he was wearing a thong, Watkins directed the question to Diana Printz, who was wearing a turn off the century man's outfit and holding an oversized dildo in her hand.
As Zig Forums transitions into /mt/, Watkins crack team of 'journalists' Philip Fairbanks and 'Major' Burdock appear to be transitioning themselves, each of them also wearing thongs and bikini tops featuring The Goldwater Logo.
(sac), an award winning ace reporter at /mt/ asked Watkins why they were wearing the thongs and bikini tops, and Watkins replied, "what can I say? It's summertime!"
(sac) explained, "No, I'm just wondering why YOU aren't wearing a bikini top, because your breasts are disgusting."