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Brit/pol/ #2272: Emergency Sunday Evening Thread
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suck your mum
thanks lad goodlad
go and wash
God I wish that were me
I wanna be the one petting the cat
I want to be the contemplative one tbh
Obviously a shitskin. The more they do this the angrier people will get
There are 46 known terrorists and 115 people of interest to German security services alone - who have been given asylum - in just ONE city. 6 staff are under investigation for taking bribes.
Same. I'll have multipel children. The first ones will be male, named Magne, Gudmund and Ingvar my wife has no say
what if she gives you daughters lad?
I believe in you lad
That won't happen, lad. First babies are always sons
me too, lad
Legcheese, Moose and Thotfaec
Oh he was curious about names. Keek.
All the names I have written down:
Gutt: Reidar, Gunnar, Ingvar, Magnar, Magne, Gudmund, Vidar
Jente: Ingrid, Ragnhild, Sigrid, Liv, Tyra, Hildegard, Sira
benjamin, ruben, chaim
No Varg? No Anders?
smh nice lad, in my family you just allocate the family names until you run out of children, quite like it that way though
Fun fact: due to the nature of the immune response, the odds of catching genital herpes (HSV2) is significantly reduced if you already have cold sores (HSV1).
This brings me to my point: are you sexually active? I am, and I certainly DON'T want HSV2 so I have decided to catch HSV1 myself in the name of safe sex. I encourage you all to do the same.
How do? Simple. If you meet a lass with mouth ulcers, GIVE HER A SNOG! easy right?
Happy hunting lads
Pictured: Man, 22, who had 'half his face blown off' in London shooting, was stabbed a year ago
Varg is nice I guess. I wish Siegfried was Norwegian. I find that name really aesthetic, but in Norwegian there are "Sigfred", which is male, and "Sigfrid" which is female. smh
I don't want them to have latin names smh
Its the only sane thing to do
Is it more effective to perform cunnilingus?
Certainly more effective at giving her an orgasm
tbh maybe around half of my family ones are
Salvini outlines his plans on stopping mass migration: "The good times for illegals are over, get ready to pack your bags."
well I guess my surname comes from Christian tradition as it's not -son. smh, but I meant first names tbh
Gtfo you continental fuck
It's rare but in doing so you could actually catch HSV2 in your mouth which is far worse than cold sores
Good joke lad
Gtfo you continental fuck
Gonna give my non-existent sons family names from my dads side and slavic names for the girls tbh.
Makes me sad that there aren't any proper right wing/populist parties in the UK.
tbh my firstborn's going to get the male or female version of my slavic name, same as every other firstborn each generation
Pembs is a cutesy name but it has no history
Ooooo check out homo sapiens sapiens over here with his frontal lobes
small pox is an unrelated strain of the herpes virus tbh
I'd kiss some dirty birds just to be sure if I were you
But you were making fun of continentals while having a German word in your name. That's the joke smh pls laff
Mate they kiss blokes, miss me with that gay shit.
tbh. just penis in vagina
Really? I'll look into that thanks
think my tummy might be getting better
*groans in face falling off*
meant 2013 smh
If that's the cost of keeping my knob sore free tbf
think it's HSV 3 or 4
If this is a new memie its rubbish
clue well lin
Salvini removes Minister for Rapefugees…kek
*sets Dorset's blazer on fire with the Bunsen burner for banter*
Slav girls have great names tbqh
You'll be at work on a hot day, your stench will fog up the van window and gas you, your thigh cheese will melt and gum up the pedals and then you'll die in a crash before you can impregnate a woman.
Michael Gove you cheeky fuck
*breaks own tie with neck muscle tensing and gets (You) detention*
By the time user has children it will be illegal for user to have children - and also will be illegal to name them. Your generation are just a bunch of documentarians who will observe the end.
can't get me lad I'm wearing clipsies
What about the Nige-rians?
Probably reduces the spread of cattle TB and therefore boosts the productivity and tax revenue of farmers
100mil ain't much
lads… serious time, no messing about please
there are < 300 days till brexit
will they be able to pull off a deal in that time and enter a transition period?
or will they engineer some extension that means we stay in for the foreseeable?
or is it hard brexit, cut all ties scenario?
*picks you up, flips you upside down and puts ypu in the bin*
I really did this to a kid once tbh.
smh did some schools actually have them?
tbh if a lad did that I'd be impressed
Wish it was for grey squirrels tbh
I hope it's like Children of Men without the niggers tbh
No, lad. I drive with my windows open.
I'll reckon they keep stretching it out for as long as possible until our military becomes consumed by the EU. Early 2020's at best
Can't think up a list rn tbh but one of my favourites is Alyosha tbh
Never heard of this?
no idea lad but it'd be worth keeping an eye on Italy to see how the EU deals with opposition
Another driver will glue the windows up before your shift, they'll be sick of your smell and force you to live in the hell they've been in.
I would not at all be surprised if that is the case tbh
Actually this. 10 year transition period maybe
top keek. One lad is actually quitting this week and it's the one who's been around me the most. smh
It'll probably collapse by then, lad.
Brexit successfully delivered.
Funny how when they have COBRA meetings things always get worse.
Tbh I think I've always assumed to would be a corrupted and hijacked movement.
I did feel great on 24th June 2015 though. Love that memory
Yeah, think the policy makers probly have too
He drives a Sprinter
Get your facts right