Brit/pol/ #2276: Piracy Editon




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The thing to do their is flip their tactic on them anf refer to them not as pro-choice but anti-life, tbh.


Good Lad.
What about the digital piracy that costs Hollywood trillions annually.

Goode ladde

suck your mum

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Anyone else feel like we've had more cuckchan posters recently?

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Good point. Leftists usually tend towards the sins of Eros but in their depressive phase they are driven by Thanatos.
Proverbs 8:36

This, tbh. It looks like Apollo's gym from Rocky III everytime I go in there, sweating their 3rd world GRIDS over everything.

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Captain Bartholomew Roberts's articles

I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at pleasure, unless a scarcity (not an uncommon thing among them) makes it necessary, for the good of all, to vote a retrenchment.

II. Every man to be called fairly in turn, by list, on board of prizes because, (over and above their proper share) they were on these occasions allowed a shift of clothes: but if they defrauded the company to the value of a dollar in plate, jewels, or money, marooning was their punishment. If the robbery was only betwixt one another, they contented themselves with slitting the ears and nose of him that was guilty, and set him on shore, not in an uninhabited place, but somewhere, where he was sure to encounter hardships.

III. No person to game at cards or dice for money.

IV. The lights and candles to be put out at eight o'clock at night: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck.

V. To keep their piece, pistols, and cutlass clean and fit for service.

VI. No boy or woman to be allowed amongst them. If any man were to be found seducing any of the latter sex, and carried her to sea, disguised, he was to suffer death; (so that when any fell into their hands, as it chanced in the Onslow, they put a sentinel immediately over her to prevent ill consequences from so dangerous an instrument of division and quarrel; but then here lies the roguery; they contend who shall be sentinel, which happens generally to one of the greatest bullies, who, to secure the lady's virtue, will let none lie with her but himself.)

VII. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with death or marooning.

VIII. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on shore, at sword and pistol. (The quarter-master of the ship, when the parties will not come to any reconciliation, accompanies them on shore with what assistance he thinks proper, and turns the disputant back to back, at so many paces distance; at the word of command, they turn and fire immediately (or else the piece is knocked out of their hands). If both miss, they come to their cutlasses, and then he is declared the victor who draws the first blood.)

IX. No man to talk of breaking up their way of living, till each had shared one thousand pounds. If in order to this, any man should lose a limb, or become a cripple in their service, he was to have eight hundred dollars, out of the public stock, and for lesser hurts, proportionately.

X. The Captain and Quartermaster to receive two shares of a prize: the master, boatswain, and gunner, one share and a half, and other officers one and quarter.

XI. The musicians to have rest on the Sabbath Day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favour.

Captain John Phillips's articles

I. Every Man Shall obey civil Command; the Captain shall have one full Share and a half of all Prizes; the Master, Carpenter, Boatswain and Gunner shall have one Share and quarter.

II. If any Man shall offer to run away, or keep any Secret from the Company, he shall be marooned with one Bottle of Powder, one Bottle of Water, one small Arm, and Shot.

III. If any Man shall steal any Thing in the Company, or game, to the Value of a Piece of Eight, he shall be marooned or shot.

IV. If any time we shall meet another Marooner that Man shall sign his Articles without the Consent of our Company, shall suffer such Punishment as the Captain and Company shall think fit.

V. That Man that shall strike another whilst these Articles are in force, shall receive Moses’ Law (that is, 40 Stripes lacking one) on the bare Back.

VI. That Man that shall snap his Arms, or smoke Tobacco in the Hold, without a Cap to his Pipe, or carry a Candle lighted without a Lanthorn, shall suffer the same Punishment as in the former Article.

VII. That Man shall not keep his Arms clean, fit for an Engagement, or neglect his Business, shall be cut off from his Share, and suffer such other Punishment as the Captain and the Company shall think fit.

VIII. If any Man shall lose a Joint in time of an Engagement, shall have 400 Pieces of Eight ; if a Limb, 800.

IX. If at any time you meet with a prudent Woman, that Man that offers to meddle with her, without her Consent, shall suffer present Death.

pirate republic when?

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I hope you guys see the light of your ways soon, so none of you end up on the front of a newspaper, or get a visit from PREVENT.

give racism the red card! see, it's in football jargon to make it more inoffensive to your slovenly pleb gammon minds

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delicious tbh

just more schizophrenics



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lad hes seen the documents

I was just using her depressed visage to set the mood

Pirates are quintessentially English tbh
Even in roman times when the saxons were terrorising them on the North Sea
It must be in the Englishman's blood to be the master upon the waves

Norway is fukked

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full fat greek yoghurt for supper

someone call 22st
he needs to defend his country

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Pirates are also quintessentially North African and Islamic. You're so Eurocentric. We need a diverse representation of piracy on this board. I mean what about the Somalis, the Carthaginians?

… are you saying that north africans and muslims cannot be english?? do you subscribe to a small minded and bigoted world view??

What part of "Britannia rules the waves" don't you understand?

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I-I'm sorry, I'll work on this.

Yes you had better read some BOOKS you ignorant little racist

Any lads here actually been or currently serving in the Navy?

yer ma

bit gay

Good lad you jack bastard(i mean it in a friendly way) how long you been in?

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Only just remembered to finish this fucking thing off.

Little flyers Feinstein's neighbourhood

Anybody that willingly uses Alexa is goy-cattle and needs finishing off tbh.
Yep finish them off

Khloe Kardashian's new baby lel
Comments. Filter best/worst
No one likes half jacks

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What species is that?

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literally who
why would you post this

absolute unit

mountain lion


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in awe at the size of this lad, the absolute unit

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Nig babies are so ugly

based lad trolling california jews

The whole womenfolk of that family are full time baboon factories.

It gets worse

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Dont want to get too technical lad, but where are they native to?

Also, seen as we're on a Zig Forums related board,

Do you lads agree with zoos?]

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north america tbh

I don't see the point of them insofar as their role in conservation, but they're quaint and a part of the national culture to an extent.

applying for a gamekeeping and wildlife management apprenticeship tbh

Sounds interesting lad, hope you get it.

Which do you think should be our national animal?

Hard mode: It has to be or have been native to these lands, so the lion is out unfortunately

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yer ma

Wild boar.

Dubs of truth, brother

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Good fucking luck lad.

What's wrong with the Robin?

Good luck lad. Hope you get and not some fucking wog

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I'm planning on joining as a graduate officer in a couple years


saved your youtube channel lad

I don't put much on it tbh lad

I went through Sandhurst in 2010, honestly lad if you join as an Officer, life will be 100% better for you; pay, pension, sporting oppertunities…and the fanny of course. Just dont go marrying some horsey time from Hertfordshire called Tamara

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I think it depends on the animal tbh


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When I was applying for UK universities I was told not to apply to Queen Mary because it's surrounded by immigrant neighborhoods.
Lmao britbongs, how will this problem ever be solved?

no, it's all downhill from here

You're part of the problem


The only correct answer is LOCAL and REGAL

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When we rid this planet of all furriners like you lmao

Getting education isn't migration. It's very likely that I'll work in other nations when I graduate, and even then I'll never be a true "expat" but rather have working permits and whatnot.
Even if I did migrate to UK for whatever reason, I don't think I'd fill my house with acid in case of any stranger passed by my place.

why the fuck wont she let me lick her feet lads?

still good though
and I actually got round to watching Venus Flytrap the other day as well so it is fresh humour for me

Cheers lad I appreciate it.

Documenting 56%ing propaganda tbh





Literally terrorists

Except for vanlad

Who actually listens to jocks?

terrorism works lad, they only say it doesn't so as to not awaken the nascent dafty in the indigenous.

Help me /britpol/ some cute thot is trying to get me to watch love island but I don’t know what it is or want to watch it from what I’ve heard. What is it? Don’t have a tv.

soft core cuckold porn

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im honestly pissed lads, every rugby player ive met has been a top cunt

i fucking hate pakis

Yes, look at the IRA, zanu and zapu, ANC, all the wog groups in America for examples of terrs winning in the Anglosphere.

Bobs vagene

What so we can euthanise them by wheeling them into the ocean?

Like a production line

thats acutally a good idea

Found the cripple

these people are mongoloids tbh


top kek

nut her, you fucking poof