Lads, who here has ever burst out laughing at inappropriate times?
My ones are quite bad tbh
Nathaniel Rivera
Sure, lad. Give it to us
Benjamin Hernandez
A lass at my school accidentally ran over and killed her own grandmother when she started her car in 1st gear. Laughed like fuck at the mental image when our teacher told us why she was off. She wasn't there but everyone thought I was a sociopath after that.
Yeah when the vicar says "ashes to ashes" at a funeral all I can think of is the Bowie song of the same name (fun to funky, we all know major tom's a junkie) and I've got to stop myself from chuckling, it's not even funny but it happens every time.
The same thing happened when a teacher I had known for 10 years told me her cat died.
Shame really, she was petite but really feisty and up for flirty banter.
Christopher Gomez
m8 i laughed out loud reading that myself kek, I pictured that scene getting hit by a bus in mean girls
jesus why do i find this shit so funny?
Landon Myers
what are ya gonna do, stab me? - stab victim 2018
Leo Evans
Kek. Well, me and my brother like to talk about a bit edgy things for reactions from my family and his gf, and multiple times I've made or laughed at rape jokes and similar things. The single mum is a rape victim
Jayden Young
how do you start a car in 1st gear? what does it do?
Jackson Russell
I laughed when i saw a girl get hit by a car and she span around like a beyblade mid air kek
Not just me, me and a group of lads do these jokes at work all the time, it's a good laff tbh
Thomas Phillips
Oooooooooooh!
shots fired
Gabriel Miller
oooh i get it
Brayden Hall
I once called someone small brained at work as a joke and they threw a hissy fit and wouldn't talk to me or help me with anything the rest of the shift, what the hell is wrong with people?
Josiah Young
This is the same person who didn't know which war the Nazi's were in and thought Muslims worshipped cows.
Nicholas Cook
It's just so simple though. smh
You know what I meant smh
Well it's comfy when I'm not around the people
Ryder Butler
wew Chris Morris really committed to this character
We're all straight white and English lad, good times, what about your workplace?
Connor Nelson
Well westie works there so they're not all straight and white
Carter Howard
Have a paedo joke as well lad
What's the best thing about fucking 26 year olds?
There's twenty of them ooooh!
Henry Davis
handed in my notice yesterday, it's dogshit work for no pay
Logan Morgan
wot fam? I'm in Kent lad
Samuel Nguyen
Saw a manager take a used glass, pour out the last drink, rinse it for 2 seconds in water then use it to make the next GnT tbh.
If I did that I'd be screamed at and probably fired on the spot. Funny how things work in the services industry isn't it?
Levi Turner
good lad
Jason Sanchez
rofl tbh, cheesy jokes like that tickle me fierce
David Thompson
Who was your post in reply to you melon
Connor Scott
What do you call an 8 year old boy chained to a lamp post on Brighton beach?
A leisure centre
Nathan Hill
What was the job? I do night work 40hrs, had 2 weeks off and back this friday
Camden Russell
workplace banter varies for me, I've had times where we spend the whole day taking the mick out of each other, but there was one job where we were chatting and I jokingly said to a girl that her dad pays for her flat rent and she fucking flipped, refusing to talk for me all day
Lad there was a pub I worked at where the manager was getting us to put three fingers of head on every pint.
It's a bit weird at work actually. Dayshift are entirely all women but I'm on nightshift which is 100% blokes, thank fuck tbh
Had a colleague talk to me about how the EU needs to burn and how brown people aren't English he's not wrong, but i just didn't expect it you know? this was a retail job of all places and there's loads of us at work with the same views as I have
Jace Jenkins
Considering it's CY+3 that's not as bad as you'd expect.
The closer to a get we are, the less frequent the posts.
Samuel Jones
Finding people at work who could potentially browse Zig Forums is surreal tbh, I worked on a film just before the referendum and spent the entire time chatting with a lad about Brexit, was great.
6 wogs and 5 mutts/others out of 27 isn't too shabby, especially considering that they'll be in reserve
Matthew Wright
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Aiden Young
Anyone ITT remember this? It's been like 12years I think since I first saw it
Gavin Johnson
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Zachary Campbell
Then there's a get every other thread
Landon Jones
check em :^)
Joshua Lewis
C U N T
Elijah Price
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Anthony Anderson
>"ur just too dumb to understand how it's a good thing!"
