Brit/pol/ #2382: Purple Surge Edition

Ukip membership surges 15% in a month
theguardian.com/politics/2018/aug/02/ukip-membership-surges-15-per-cent-in-a-month

Council fines roofer £300 for having empty crisp packets and sandwich wrappers in his van - because he doesn't have a licence to carry rubbish
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6018779/Roofer-fined-300-having-crisp-packets-sandwich-wrappers-work-van.html

A metal detectorist discovered the Roman gold signet ring
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-somerset-45038710/a-metal-detectorist-discovered-the-roman-gold-signet-ring


British man paraded in public for ‘smuggling weed into Bali’
metro.co.uk/2018/08/02/british-man-paraded-public-smuggling-weed-bali-7789235/

Landmark ruling sees British court recognise sharia law for the first time as judge rules wife married in Islamic ceremony can make claim on husband's assets under UK law
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6018133/Landmark-ruling-sees-British-court-recognise-sharia-law-time.html

Grammar schools: Thousands of new places created'
bbc.co.uk/news/education-44727857


Antisemitism row: Momentum drops Peter Willsman from NEC re-election list
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-6012837/Labours-Peter-Willsman-hard-Left-zealot-call-embarrassment.html

Women's football team bans followers from calling them 'ladies' saying it's OFFENSIVE
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6013311/Womens-football-team-bans-followers-calling-ladies-saying-OFFENSIVE.html

"Labour MPs should wear a yellow star to show their revulsion with Jeremy Corbyn"
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/07/30/labour-mps-should-wear-yellow-star-show-revulsion-jeremy-corbyn/

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nth for tunes

BOOMer

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When are we forming Pissing Kidney Stones lads?

We need to record our first track, "Ebola Crop Duster"

Second track is "Gas Killing Animal"

lmao

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Another day
another day to mow the lawn

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM

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was out in the countryside having sex with the missus and this bloke comes past on his bike, stops and looks at us then says "carry on" and bikes off

ty lad

Did he tell you the name of the website he's uploading the film to?

OOOO ASSAAAAD YOU MAKE ME GLAAAAD WE'LL TURN TEL AVIV TO GLAAAAASS BARREL BOMB MOSSAAAD
*15 minute drum solo*

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good lad

is "slags & dykes" the new PC term?

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POOLAD SPOTTED!
mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/man-repeatedly-whacks-penis-car-13023306

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*rising crescendo of guitars and organs on the Leslie speaker*

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My poetry is pretty good lad.

shouldn't you be out stabbing pipo lad?

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I wish I was a mod so I could unban unjust bans. I've been waiting in line for months if not years

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOMMY TOMMY

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youtube.com/watch?v=CZXLLMbJdZ4

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Wjat. øad?

The next time you engage him 22st you're gone for good.
Fuck off to /newbrit/ if you want to chat with him.

tbh
thems the rules

But he's not on /newbrit/. This is the only place where he is.

yeah 22st really is pushing his luck now tbh

post more Zig Forumspop

Not my problem

it's a small group and your not in it

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What did you do in service for your country today lads?
I made jam. It's on the tangy side, but tasty

the board won't last long at this rate tbh

I jocked a jock on eBay tbh

LIVE AURINI

pope Francis has renounced the Death Penalty, perverting the Catechism

You can't jock a jock lad, I'm sure he jocked you in some way.

Yank defending woman has artery sliced open with belt buckle by new Spaniard street vendors
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Spanish chimpout when?

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It's a shame the board won't live - but then again, what does?

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Not surprised in the slightest.

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anddddd closed

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Just seeing the BBC 3 logo makes me want to vomit these days

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Westmoster vistis London's Goldberg Green…to speak to the some angery sheenys

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still wetin for SA to blow dem op

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Romances, Bromances & Sexuality: Week 1 Of The Road Trip | Ep 2 | One Hot Summer

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BIG

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t.co/Tna35HtSf9

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Pretty. White dresses and straw hats

it's nothing new, they've been doing this for decades. it's bizarre that anyone still takes it remotely seriously

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Sounds like westie/fa/

Som gud toris on da BBC be wetin' fo' you to perus lads

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fresh slightly based swarthy spic welshman

the environmental impact of mass immigration

Just booked my practical lads, for the end of September… is this what it feels like to grow up?

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kek
although these trips say otherwise

why hasn't SA beheaded everyone at the BBC yet?

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Because none of you have found me blueprints yet.

thinking of becoming an aristocrat of the soul lads

FRESH DEAN

excuses excuses

The good dafty plans ahead.

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was meant for

…explain

tbh i'm not sure you'd be able to behead everyone at teh bbc without getting killed yourself

lads not being funny but look at the muscles on that BLACK lad how are we supposed to compete?

STOP LARPING SA

You could if you planned properly.

how?

Tbh I'm on holiday right now and it really grieves me to see the diversity freely travelling the nation; even the comfy country town I'm in right now. It feels like there should be a bulwark or a front line between the capital and the rest of the nation.

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God and guns lad

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nice try GCHQ

don't think it's possible lad, and this lad doesn't think you're being honest with yourself either

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raheem kaseem talks to the bbc

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

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and you meeting the filter

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This is not real…

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His handwriting is worse than a child.

oh no please don't filter smeee!

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pretty sure those miners didn't cough up their guts with tuberculosis so a goofy nigger could shit all over their heritage

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Timmy bashing
twitter.com/hopenothate/status/1025075433623171072

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What is that lad?

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Robert E. Lee's handwriting for comparison.

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POOF!

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