'''Brit/pol/ #2391 : Is Bullied Boz Hair Enough To Go Full Trump?

POLITICS

Rotten Johnny Jewboy bins Corbyn
facebook.com/israellycoolblog/videos/vb.294734443945717/1763122837106863/?type=2&theater
Govt Wants to Concrete Over Countryside Green Belt as Mass Migration Drives Housing Crisis
breitbart.com/london/2018/08/07/concrete-countryside-migration-housing/
UKIP Call to ‘Defend Free Speech’ Against ‘Globalist Elite’ After Social Media Purges
breitbart.com/london/2018/08/07/ukip-defend-free-speech-after-social-media-purge/
Ukip suspends members after masked group storms socialist bookshop 'chanting about Muslims and paedophilia'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/ukip-suspends-members-protest-bookmarks-socialist-bookshop-attack-london-a8480466.html

BORIS

Unelected Tory peer Lord Sheikh says elected Boris Johnson's burka comments 'will encourage bigotry'
news.sky.com/story/tory-peer-says-boris-johnsons-burka-comments-will-encourage-bigotry-11465559
Boris Johnson told by Tory chair (((Brandon Lewis))) to apologise for Islamophobic burka comments
uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-told-tory-chair-apologise-burka-comments-115600314.html
Culture sec: Boris should say sorry
news.sky.com/video/culture-sec-boris-should-say-sorry-11465674
Sky Data poll: Johnson's burka remarks : 60% say they are 'not racist'
news.sky.com/story/sky-data-poll-comparing-women-who-wear-burkas-to-bank-robbers-not-racist-11465688
Delingpole: Boris Johnson Needs to Go Full Trumpbreitbart.com/big-government/2018/08/08/britain-needs-a-trump-style-revolution-boris-could-be-the-man/

BUSINESS & ECONOMY

UK exports to the rest of the world have outstripped UK exports to EU for the 9th year running. In 2017: £342bn to non-EU, £274bn to EU, ONS figures confirm
twitter.com/tradegovuk/status/1027071912407715840
More than 1,000 jobs at risk as new Homebase owner axes stores
news.sky.com/story/more-than-1000-jobs-at-risk-as-new-homebase-owner-axes-stores-11465689

CRIME

Disabled and retarded manlet ‘kills himself’ 48 hours after being confronted by paedophile hunters
metro.co.uk/2018/08/08/man-kills-48-hours-confronted-paedophile-hunters-7812198/
Tony Blair's former private secretary appears in court charged with raping woman
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tony-blairs-former-private-secretary-13050023
'Men of violence' arrested as police smash down doors in London drug raids
news.sky.com/story/men-of-violence-arrested-as-police-smash-down-doors-in-london-drug-raids-11465376
Rochdale grooming gang members face deportation after losing appeal
news.sky.com/story/rochdale-grooming-gang-members-face-deportation-after-losing-appeal-11465630

NEWS

Hippocrite Prince William hails 'courage and endeavour' of Battle of Amiens troops as he and traitor Theresa May attend centenary service to mark 100 years since 'beginning of the end' of Great War
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6038445/Prince-William-Theresa-attend-Battle-Amiens-centenary-commemorations.html
Paki Passerby CUFFS man who he caught having sex on a cricket field in full view of children around the head after the couple refused to stop despite SEVERAL 999 calls
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6037613/Couple-caught-having-sex-cricket-field-reprimanded-passing-man.html
‘I Will NOT Bend the Knee’ – ‘Nazi Pug’ Comedian Count Dankula Vows to Defy Court after Appeal Rejected
breitbart.com/london/2018/08/08/i-will-not-bend-the-knee-nazi-pug-comedian-count-dankula-vows-to-defy-court-after-appeal-rejected/
'Imagine how upsetting it must be to be uprooted every few days': Fury as police tells residents to find empathy for the 200 travellers they're battling to evict from their leafy Surrey village
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6039275/Fury-police-tells-residents-empathy-travellers-illegal-camp.html
Wetherspoons boots some soapy fuckers out of their pub for stinking up the place, Owen pees his pants
theguardian.com/society/shortcuts/2018/aug/07/wetherspoon-ban-homeless-people-cornwall-owen-jones
twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1026878328265957376
Are police tracking your movements using your mobile phone? Privacy watchdog to challenge five UK forces in court over their failure to deny they use 'fake cell towers' to spy on citizens
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6039023/Are-police-tracking-mobile-phone-Privacy-group-challenge-UK-forces-court-IMSI-catchers.html


LOCAL NEWS

Emergency services dealing with suspected serious incident in Staithes
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/emergency-services-dealing-suspected-serious-15006971

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Good bwoi

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company might die if that lad who got fired sues.

Goode ladde.

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I don't get it

How can you possibly not get it?

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this new e-celeb womyn they are pushing is so awkward

And he walked? What? EXPLAIN IT

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Lad I genuinely don't know how to make it any clearer… he sucked a dick for money to buy a bus ticket, and then walked… what might this suggest about him?

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this is the part I don't get, lad. Why don't you explain it?

he didn't get the bus

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ok thankyou

Well… if he walked and didn't get the bus, he didn't really need to suck the guy's dick did he? So that would suggest…

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okay then. that's our SA

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Jesus you're thick he did the dick sucking for the pleasure not the money.

Calm down, lads. It just wasn't clear that he walked instead of the bus. Just made it sound like he walked after getting off the bus

wish him happy birthday

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on that percy shit

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How do you remember to breathe lad?

who is that girl

>They're still going on about the contrived mussie shit from Boris
This is without doubt the most lazy psyop in recent times tbh

dunno, she's quite cute tbh

well maybe English is just a very dumb language

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Jesus Christ I hope this is some kind of ruse lad

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Maybe just a quirk of how it translates in your head, I suppose it'd be more obvious if you'd had more conversations in English.

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Next time you see some cunts calling Boris racist, remind them that Bosnia (a muslim country) has banned not just the niqab but the hijab at work.

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Follow that on by ridiculing them for knowing literally nothing about the world and being a racist who thought muslim meant brown.

Deleted mine tbh

Norwegian sounds really autistic tbh

I haven't even found a solution to brap problem.

You've already lost tbh

Least we know 22 will walk when he accidentally kills someone in a car crash on the grounds that he's actually a down syndrome who's been forced into slave labour by his dominatrix, latex clad boss.

There's literally nothing more fun. I don't need to convince them to win, I just need to ruin their day.

It's Ellie May O'Hagan O'Potato actually, haven't the foggiest clue who she is.
On second thoughts, yeah, nah.

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Na it's esoteric at it's highest form to foreigners out tbh.

Oh god he can have her.


yeah, this. walk also means getting away with a crime

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what's fun about having a tedious argument within the pre-defined lines of a Kosher Establishment?

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It also means not taking the bus, pleb

Establishment? I just bully fuck out of the thick cunts who vote Labour at work. You should be doing the same.

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literally fuck off lass

I was 16st max, and I've lost weight since then tbh

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Pretty unsporting of you tbh.

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But you speak American

Come on there can't be many argument coming out of the Merseyside labour voters apart from "muh father 'nd his father" or "the tories, the tories, the tories".

Don't be a mean bully, what would those mummies think smh.

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How tall though?

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DUMB LANGUAGE

DUMB

They try to follow the lines the party puts out but literally don't have the mental capacity to defend it if I rebuke it, and usually visibly frustrated with their own lack of retorts.
They'll never stop voting Labour because their da did, and muh maggie, but I can make them feel like they're worthless fucking retards at least once a day and that's good enough for me. Makes the job feel more worthwhile than the pay does if anything.

6'0"

american is how english used to sound before it became taig'd

bullying in 3 2 1

yeah I have to be a good boy sorry 22st

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>Don't be a mean bully
Sorry lad

Steiner is mentally fucked as it is, so him calling lads "lasses" is normal, him calling 22 a lass is probably a side effect of some sort, maybe it's how his broken mind has interpreted Bush Poster's tales of chubby loving.

Still quite heavy lad but fair play maybe the milsurp was making you look rounder than you actually were.

I'm that bloke from yesterday who said they were going on their first date.
Grill turned out to be a roastie, and she comes from a broken household.
Should I just cut things off now, or see where this goes until she inevitably dumps me for not being a goodboi?

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You know how it's easier to get a job while you're working?
Just keep her around til you meet someone worthwhile mate.

*starts dancing on the table while taking clothes off*
I AM THE SWORD OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST


JOHN BROWNS BODY, LIES A ROLLIN' IN THE GRAVE

OH, JOHN BROWNS BODY, LIES A ROLLING IN THE GRAVE

WE FREED THE NIGGER, AND BECAME THE SLAVE

GLORY GLORY HALLEUJAH

GLORY, GLORY HALLEUJAH

HIS CORPSE IS DANCING ON

Na I think it broke around the time he realised we're working class plebs that thin nietzsche is a brand of German beer.

At least we don't pronounces it knee-chee

does praying for a gf work lads?

*GIVES BEST POSTER A BIG SEXY KISS*

thanks for all your best posts xxx(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

*claps*
Say what you want about yanks, lads, they pump out good entertainers.

only if you pray to thor and ask for a 16st pink haired slag who's shagged fifty niggers and has a septum piercing

otherwise no, Jesus will tell you to stop being a thirsty lil BITCH

Catchy tune lad.

apology accepted

NO MORE BROTHER WARS

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Tbh, most of it was the shirt, I didn't tuck it in properly around the sides and the shirt is too long for me so it muffin topped and made me look fatter than I actually am. Most of my "belly" was just excess fabric of the shirt.
I still was pretty fat in that video though, kek
Also doesn't help that I had a tight belt on, so it made me look like a sausage with a string tied in the middle

keek you should make the american frog more fat lad

I just want an attractive, demure, intelligent female companion tbh lad. :^)

Jesus can't play rugby cause he's only got 12 men

Jesus can't play rugby cause he's got holes in his hands

Jesus can't play rugby cause his dad'll fix the game

Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

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I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday

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wash your penis

is being autistic quintessentially american lads? I can't tell if I am autism too

Podrías repetir eso por favor

The biggest I have ever been with was a size 12.
I knew some lads who go out on a 'pull a pig' night and one girl that got pulled looked like ram-man.
I laughed for days.

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Did anyone watch are nige talking to rees-mogg today? Was it any good?

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maybe you'll get this one 22st lad

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gotta eat big to get big lads

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How do you fuck something that big, roll her in flour and aim for the damp bit?

Night ladsd

god natt

Haha, classic

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Tbh, you can see what I mean with the shirt on the left of that pic

I was going to go with nigger slang but then I realised we have that here too now.

Pray you never have to listen to a wog talk street in a scouse accent.

You should be healthy and get a diet coke with it.

smh lad you haven't passed the theory test yet

dont they only serve pepsi or is that kfc

also pepsi is a piece of shit company

What kind of shameless person would pay to eat chicken offal out of a bucket?