The fastest, most hygienic hand dryer ever...
The fastest, most hygienic hand dryer ever
Benjamin Sanders
Aaron White
Just another elong musk/steve jobs bushit "innuvashun" train. Take something that already exists, fancy it up and tell normies to call you a genus or risk social isolation.
Gavin Gutierrez
Pros:
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Dylan Phillips
made to trick trend slaves to give up their hard earned cash for a shit product
Carson Thomas
most of academic facilities here have dyson because they have proved to be more cost effective than buying paper
Eli Powell
so does every hand dryer since they existed
Christopher James
First of all it is a noisy piece of shit. For those with good ears at least. Also works great for all those open plan offices.
Second claim is that it is "hygienic". Utter bullshit. There is a German report out there that claims it is very good at blowing contaminants all over the place. They also checked noise levels, iirc they were way too high.
Third. During intensive use a puddle of water will form below it. Great aesthetics
Fourth. They claim its better for the environment. Could be of course, but I think the impact from using throwaway towels from plantation forests in negligible. You just end up with transportation costs. Washables are also an option of course.
Fifth. They claim it's cheaper. Could be, but you'd have to factor in the risk of employees getting sick. Disposable paper towels are still king in this regard.
Oliver Turner
If you used them you would see how shitty they compare to dyson
Dyson cups your hand with air from all sides, while hand dryers just blows in one direction with hot air
Ian Rodriguez
Top jej, DIDF has arrived.
Jace Scott
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Jaxon Moore
you're really overthinking this, paper towel shill
Henry Thompson
not , but in foodservice, paper towels are where it's at. you don't want to recontaminate your hands from the sink handle or doorknob, do you?
Ryan Jenkins
for fuck sake, WHY THE FUCK do normalfags have the constant urge to replace old shit that does work with new shiny shit that doesn't work? I see this everywhere, cars, computers, vending machines, even fucking hand dryers. I don't care if its old or dirty or not covered in brushed aluminum just give me things that actually do what I need them to fucking do.
Brandon Rodriguez
Not rocket science, nigger.
Jaxson Brown
Shit in your pic is almost 12 years old.
It still blows your hands with strong air force, but from one side like more conventional dryers, you can't accidentally touch it's parts. Hepa filter and external ventilation prevents contamination.
Unironically, while being "Apple" of home appliances, Dyson shit just werks for everyone and actually works good. Too bad, it's too expensive, but it is actually more economical for use in big shopping malls, theatres and restaurants than paper or generic chinese blowers that leave your hands awkwardly spot-wet.
Alexander Foster
So, pic related is the mk2. Still the same concept
It is meaningless when your filtered air subsequently gets used to blow contamination all over the place at 400 mph.
Mason Mitchell
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Chase Reed
Surely an unbiased report
Luis Moore
The measurements and report are done by TuV although it is true that the client is in the paper business.
But the same argument can be made about any research in favor of dyson.
Asher Walker
The most hygienic is to use paper towels. The water is trapped there and takes all that shit with it.
Isaiah Peterson
-some poonigger is going to shit and piss in it
-some sand nigger is going to stick his dick in it
Ryan Hughes
-some burger is going to get their fat hand stuck in it and sue dyson for billions
Jayden Gonzalez
Fucking disgusting shit, i hate that retarded shit. your hands always touch the sides. hur dur.
also fuck sink faucets that are so small they make you touch the back of the sink when you are trying to wash your hands.
Blake Howard
This thing is the Gnome3 of handdriers
Josiah Hill
Wow, burgers actually never seen a newer model? It's like 5th or 6th iteration, even quieter than previous ones.
Costs around 700 pounds.
Burgers? More like poorgers amirite xDDD
Maybe if they don't have adequate air extraction systems.
Adam Lewis
this is also a possibility. whoever designed this thing is an idiot.
Angel Mitchell
So instead of just blowing just some microscopic gunk over your hands they blow a vortex around them in order to cover more surface area instead?
Robert Sullivan
They find nonsense and busywork soothing, as they prevent people from thinking.
Tyler Butler
Nope
They are flatter than traditional hand dryers.
Demonstrably untrue
Austin Sanders
LOL
Their hands going to be too dry? Nobody gets sick because of hand dryers moving too much air, retard.
Cooper White
Found the shill. KYS faggot.
Parker King
this thing is a monstrosity and you are wrong on every point
Jeremiah Perry
I honestly hope you're trying to defend the hand drier and not Gnome3
Christopher Peterson
Uh huh.
Muh one dimension forget the other three.
You didn't demonstrate jack.
Oliver Jackson
what's the point? I've seen those fuckers for years.
Jackson Moore
Now I wonder how people dealt with hand cleaning issue in pre-electricity age. Or let's go even further, pre-cheap paper.
I know hygiene wasn't that big of a deal in the past, but it's not like they were walking with shit smeared all over their hands everywhere.
Julian Bennett
it's simple you just stroke your jeans pants with your dirty hands. pants are dirty, hands are somewhat clean.
Jacob Murphy
it's closer to the wall, so it has a smaller profile. Dyson airblades are not taking up any more space than traditional dryers or paper dispensers.
I don't have a fucking airblade to hand, but unless you're being an obtuse moron, they work better than other driers and paper. The shitty 1ply hand-towel paper you get in bathrooms never provides adequate dryness unless you spend ten minutes scraping them against your now-exposed bones
Lincoln Ortiz
These beautiful digits can't hide the fact that you're shilling some shit product here m8
Joseph Hill
Those are shit but these are great.
They'll never replace everything, paper towels are better for when you need your need to be thorough, towels are essential for getting grit and oil off.
Jacob Russell
Apple and NeXT used to be business-oriented fam...
Austin Cooper
This. I hate those types of hand dryer. I'd often hit the sides with my hand or it'd blast water in my eyes.
Brody Green
why? why does it need to be trendy? why the fuck does it need to be blowing 2 different directions at a 45 degree angle, for style?
Juan King
Wyatt Cooper
as long as it isn't one of those roller towels, i'm good thanks
air drying is better than the towels
Ryder Sanders
this
Jonathan Thomas
protip: stop being fat
Sebastian Wilson
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Andrew Young
Grayson Phillips
who says im fat retard
Dominic James
Bet you faggots are against eugenics too.
Ethan Price
Also
You boys never seen Airblade V in your life?
Maybe because human arms grow from the sides of the body, not middle of the chest?
Ayden Perry
Luke Long
Christian Flores
This is actually old and it works really nice
Cooper Hernandez
Seems a lot saner and sanitary than
Maybe they should have started with a more conventional design but with the same tech. And a bit less noisy obviously. Now everybody associates Dyson dryers with those monstrosities.
May we assume that it blows water from the basin all over you? Otherwise pretty nice I guess. Probably quite silent as well I suppose since the mechanics are build in somewhere.
Noah Taylor
Mason Howard
the only ones that work
Ayden Gonzalez
Those things are shit memes and sell solely because of the name on them.
No. You have to stand there and dip your hands in and out of them. There's no room to rub your hands together, so you just have to stand there moving your hands up and down like some kind of retard trying to work an invisible washboard.
No. The insides of those stupid things collects more filth than the rim of a toilet bowl. Theoretically, peoples' hands are clean when they're using one of these. Theoretically. In reality, the bottom of the unit fills with dust from the air, arm and hand hair (possibly also pubes), pocket lint, and other assorted grime.
No. I've never once come out of the Dyson with actual dry hands. the best you can accomplish, after nearly two minutes of working the invisible washboard, is considerably-more-than-moist, which is only a shade behind still fucking wet. God forbid you actually come in physical contact with the inside of the damned thing, at which point you have to go wash your hands again and start all over.
The Men's and Women's washrooms at my work each have two installed. Nobody uses them. They had to re-install paper towel dispensers because people were taking rolls of paper towels from the kitchen to use, rather than put their hands into one of those stupid pieces of shit.
Pic related is the only true hand dryer for people who are not retarded and susceptible to reddit-tier memery.
Dyson does make a good vacuum cleaner, though. I'll give them that. Too expensive, though.
Jaxon Ross
lol, jk. it's absolute shit
Cameron Nelson
This. I'm pretty sure paper is cheaper and more environment friendly in production, usage and maintenance.
Adam Young
Why not just go full pajeet then?
Cameron Flores
Downward blowing air blower is only acceptable air blowers . After u wash ur self from the clean toilet water U can do handstand underneath to dry yourself.
Tyler Watson
Well, it is very quiet.
Certainly not powerful, but quiet.
Kevin Davis
The last time I used one of those, it was noticably better at actually drying my hands than your typical 30 year decaying hand dryer. Paper towels are still better than anything else though.
Samuel Scott
Bingo. Paper towels are always superior. Door knobs, door handles, and sink knobs are always the most dirty parts of a public area and attempting to use any of them AFTER you've washed your hands is retarded. A paper towel mitigates this simply.
I just can't stand a lot of the new paper towel dispensers. You either have hand wave sensors that fail to feed due to some poo who can't put the roll in properly, manual "touchless" ones where you just pull and its supposed to cut a piece off the roll and a new one comes out, but your wet hands always tear off the paper first before it pulls OR you pull it and the blade isn't sharp and it doesn't cut the paper OR there's no paper sticking out and you have to manually turn the knobs on the sides requiring you to touch a dirty surface again. Then you have push button ones with the same problems but require you to pump something to get a towel, but usually work better. What ever happened to just standard tissue style dispensers. I guess cause places like to skimp out and get the cheap ones, they end up getting ones that aren't made for the dispenser and won't pull out easily or they all pull out at once.
Jace Jones
Then you didn't use it properly, you fucking moron.
William Allen
White people. I wonder why you complain about such not important things?