Brit/pol/ #2407: Ainsley Edition

British Govt Appears to BACK ‘Land Reforms’ Aimed at Dispossessing South Africa’s White Minority
breitbart.com/london/2018/08/19/exclusive-british-govt-back-land-reforms-aimed-dispossessing-south-africas-white-minority/

Competition to build cut-price frigates for Royal Navy relaunched
telegraph.co.uk/business/2018/08/20/competition-build-cut-price-frigates-royal-navy-relaunched/

Cardinal McCarrick scandal inflames debate over gay priests
foxnews.com/us/2018/08/20/cardinal-mccarrick-scandal-inflames-debate-over-gay-priests.html

Bishop Morlino: It's time to admit 'homosexual subculture' harms the church
dailycaller.com/2018/08/19/bishop-morlino-its-time-to-admit-homosexual-subculture-harms-the-church/


Britain's most dangerous cash points
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079027/Britains-dangerous-cash-points.html

Halal slaughterhouse boss who broke humane killing law fined just £400
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/halal-slaughterhouse-boss-who-broke-13101053

Germany: Doctor Stabbed to Death in His Own Surgery by Somali Asylum Seeker
breitbart.com/london/2018/08/18/germany-somali-stabs-doctor-death/


Men's fixation on young women is another sign of masculinity in crisis
archive.fo/6SFUu

Antifa group hangs Trump effigy, calls for “military action” against conservatives
farleftwatch.com/antifa-group-calls-for-military-actions-against-the-enemies-of-the-people/

Tesla shares nosediving as Elon Musk's privatization plans leave market unimpressed
rt.com/business/436383-tesla-stock-fall-privatization/


Asia Argento, a #MeToo Leader, Made a Deal With Her Own Accuser
nytimes.com/2018/08/19/us/asia-argento-assault-jimmy-bennett.html

E-cigarettes can damage DNA
medicalxpress.com/news/2018-08-e-cigarettes-dna.html

Venezuela’s new currency is ‘SCAM’ and will NOT fix economic chaos – experts warn
express.co.uk/news/world/1005919/Venezuela-crisis-latest-venezuelan-economy-currency-caracas-sovereign-bolivar-maduro

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metro.co.uk/2018/08/20/idris-elba-doesnt-want-to-just-be-the-black-guy-who-plays-bond-after-producers-hint-at-diversifying-007-7858666/
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/james-bonds-aston-martin-db5-is-being-relaunched
jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=451
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_R._Broccoli
twitter.com/lordobasa/status/1031485036304973830
express.co.uk/news/uk/1005774/Brexit-news-Farage-UK-EU-withdrawal-second-referendum-People-Vote-latest
haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.818251
express.co.uk/news/uk/1005974/london-news-gunman-maida-hill-school
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079575/Gang-warfare-quiet-street-hit-run-driver-mows-balaclava-clad-man-carrying-MACHETE.html

Looks like all those potential doctors are actually creating a deficit of doctors.

Good bwoiii

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Good laddie.

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Spicyfinger

Octospicy.

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The Type 31es will definitely cost over £250m. The Navy will be lucky if the MoD manages to secure them for less than £300m as the £250m per ship limit is not enough to cover the installation of decent combat systems. The Leander design would be cheaper, but the Arrowhead would be a slightly faster, more capable ship. Seeing as either option will inevitably see costs spiral out of control the Arrowhead would be best.

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Golden Irie
The Spy Who Rubbed Me
Thunderbwoii

From meat with spice
You only rub twice
The man with the spicy meat
For your meat only
Never say bwoi again

lel that one's better

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should be

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Perfect.

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Tbh what if they were going to have a black James Bond announcement and have Elba walk out on stage to officially show it, but you kidnapped Elba and replaced him with Ainsley? In Minecraft

FRESH JOE

How would anyone know the difference?

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oh, speaking of

Idris Elba doesn’t want to just be ‘the black guy who plays Bond
metro.co.uk/2018/08/20/idris-elba-doesnt-want-to-just-be-the-black-guy-who-plays-bond-after-producers-hint-at-diversifying-007-7858666/

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Don't they come with harpoons already bolted on? Why the fuck is military precurment so fucked in the west are defense companies wiping their arse's with 20's and hosting coke parties every Tuesdays and Thursday?

Hullooooo
Yesssss
Spice
Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine
Hehe yeah bwoiii
Ok thank you

FOR REFERENCE : THIS IS IAN FLEMING'S ORIGINAL SKETCH OF JAMES BOND
Because Fleming wrote so many books on Bond that failed to sell and he was so invested it, it ended up giving him a heart attack
He'd have another heart attack now if he could witness the poz

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James Bond's Aston Martin DB5 is being relaunched
gq-magazine.co.uk/article/james-bonds-aston-martin-db5-is-being-relaunched

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He's going to do it. The wealth and fame is too much.

Yes

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Craig was rough enough to look the part rather decently tbh


He might, but the producers won't.
It'll kill the brand and that'll be the end of that cashcow.

Can we have a word filter that adds that every time spice is posted please?

How did you lads miss Live and Let Spice

Some lad will come on to talk about how his nan with cancer has been moved into the local Hopsice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine) and it will trigger smh.

We had Live And Let Fry, mate.

Spice.
SPICE.
spice.

spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine).
spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine).
spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine).

Imagine being named fucking Broccoli

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He was the best since Connery but then the director Bourne'd it up so it changed a lot over the years. Pity Craig is such a cuck, married a jew and plays too many jewish characters
jewornotjew.com/profile.jsp?ID=451

h

HULLOOOOOOOO

His family were the first to produce and sell broccoli in 17th century Italy apparently, so it makes sense tbh

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_R._Broccoli

Imagine how rich you'd be if your surname was Potato..

Or Bog-Roll

Still a thoroughly bullyable name

Live bowling is a thing

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or Pedigree chum….if that's still a thing. speaking of dogs; why did they stop dog licences? i think owners shd have to pay insurance to be honest. And dog tax. i see the council collecting dog shit from those bins, and i begrudge the expense to me, now my dog has died.

twitter.com/lordobasa/status/1031485036304973830

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I need this edited with scenes from and to a track from the most recent Mad Max movie.

or this

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Shame she didn't get hit tbh

t. paki

express.co.uk/news/uk/1005774/Brexit-news-Farage-UK-EU-withdrawal-second-referendum-People-Vote-latest

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Both works for my tastes tbh

The second vote is a shot in the foot for remain as it shows they have no interest in democracy.

Jesus Christ


haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.818251

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beyond parody

OI I NEED BACKUP, THIS PREGNANT BIRD HASN'T GOT HER GESTATION LOICENSE AND WOMB REGISTRATION

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drink your soma, goy.

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for fuck's sake

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Oy vey!

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Yeah, it's not

Your kids will definitely get taken away if they share your habits of personal hygiene.

Lad I'm rarely ever sick, if anything my hygiene probably makes me a stronger human being

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wdtmbt

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worth a punt on us staying in for a bit?

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maybe I should turn the degreaser I use for the van on myself keek

Sorry lad I don't speak boomer or retard so I can't interpret for you.

They took a woman's kid because she bought discounted gingerbread mix on the flimsy excuse of she wasn't economically viable to support her one kid. Your bald smelly lardarse children are getting carted away to never be seen again.

that's not all, but the excuses are very vague. I don't like or support it.

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She looks like a wax model.

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loks creepy, lad

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lad the face looks like a cheap mannequin face

Breaking my heart, she seemed really nice. Want to go on a date and give her flowers or something to brighten up her day even though she could never have a normal relationship.

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They all did. Also weird banana tits.

‘GUNMAN on loose’ in Westminster - SHOTS FIRED as armed police rush to Maida Hill school
express.co.uk/news/uk/1005974/london-news-gunman-maida-hill-school
Some muslim schools up there I think

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Lad she could get with Chad for a lay if she wanted. Remember the 80% of women date 20% of men non-memi

You have a van, make a difference and blame it on Dynamo Dave

She seemed too disabled to even have a relationship if she wanted one.

tbh the van has been making weird scary noises for the past few days, maybe I can blame that for an accident

fugg
Anyone else find it really annoying how journalism has become little more than copypasting tweets.

Sounds like you need your boss to buy you a brand new comfy German autism van tbh. Only 3 million autism bucks

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Oh God that's ridiculous.

yep
They just have interns scouring social media
Wonder how long before the public snap tbh
We're well overdue a snappening
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6079575/Gang-warfare-quiet-street-hit-run-driver-mows-balaclava-clad-man-carrying-MACHETE.html

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Now you're thinking lad. Besides, if the excuse doesn't work, remember your prisons aren't even prisons. You'd have your own flat and be able to become king of the NEETs at the expense of wagies. And you can live proud knowing you murdered traitors.

Plenty of people will buy this land yacht to attend Glastonbury and F1

Wew. Wouldn't mind a new van, but it could just be what I have now but new tbh

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German autism posting aykshually

I reckon I could eat a whole one except for the burgers

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I am enjoying how cities are turning into GTA Online.

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That's what the bras were like. Gives me nostalgia tbh.

I can't wait for normies to rise up if their kids get slaughtered… oh, wait. Never mind.

you would get fired for not using the correct terminology