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First for Helmer

didn't get much sleep, did you SA?

Third for are Nige tbh

would be great if it was cheap so people without a family at the time could have it, but these days even apartments are crazy expensive

flat I mean

Hey Lads, I made this post in last thread but I've come to make it again if that's no trouble
For you who don't know the Zig Forums Cup or the Infinity Cup as it's also been known as is a tournament of CPU football players playing each other, representing their board for glory above the other ones and such
What I'm going to need is a roster of 20 Players with their Positions, at least 2 of which needing to be Goalkeepers. As well as a roster I'm going to need a Kit design or two decided by you, a team logo, an Anthem and Goalhorns
What would be nice is the kit done in the format for direct import into the game of which I'm Using Pro Evolution Soccer 2017, as well as Medals for players, and skills, as well as any special imports for the players if you're able to muster it
Medals are a system the 8cup uses to make star players, of which regular players are rated 77 all round and GKs are 70
Unlike the last one there will be 3 teirs of Medals, Bronze, Silver and Gold. Bronze is 85 all round, Silver is 92 and Gold is 99, and each team can have 2 of each medaled players (2 bronze players, 2 silver and 2 gold).
Skills are the same as last time and are entirely optional as I can just put them in
And with that lets have some fun mates


lad, i already told him, Zig Forums only exists to host Zig Forums.



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So you guys don't want in?
Sorry if I've caused you guys any trouble

tbh I was expecting loads of graffiti and litter

*krkk krrkk krrkk*


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surprised that the white monster actually tasted decent. Never had the regular one.

Football is for homos, or the English.
where is the racist Zig Forums shinty when you need it?

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Has Marmite been changed? It used to be darker and thicker, bought some for the first tie in a while and it was lighter Brown rather than black.

wew a shackledragging criminal

reminds me of bullying a lad that was a year older than us for being part of the magic card club at my school

can't get it in the massive 500ml jars where i live. only the gay novelty mini size.

I noticed this too. Thoroughly fed up with them changing recipes of perfectly good things.
In fact fuck Unilever more generally. Lord Leverhulme must be spinning in his grave.


I try getting into football but niggers everywhere. sports are dead to me.

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kek, No niggers in this one tbh

Things like MotoGP?

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Make a separate thread for it, some lads might be up for it, could be a laugh.


Possibly, I used to like racing when I was younger but life got in the way.

Was Ceausescu bad? I think he was the wrong leader at the wrong time.

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Ok, didn't realise your board isn't a gen only one, thanks matey

this is a zoomer board. Anime only.

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im wessexlad but im in oz so it seems appropriate

miss YKTD a bit

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was steiner just memiing about the stock market collapse of 2018 kinda spooked tbh

wrong vid

Steiner is super woke on the thot Q, but i'm not sure I'd trade in my cash for silver just yet.

mummy never gets tired of your inspector shows smh

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it's low rn and it probably holds its value better than FIAT considering inflation. plus it's a better SHTF currency, buy 1oz coins/bars for bartering


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Steiner's right, but I don't know where to go to buy silver ingots.

Hope so tbh lad. Going to watch more fear porn to stay spooked.

what is this, WoW?

>not going to your local (((silversmith)))

lele, yawn.

Why did Sargon build these things, lads?

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unironically the annunaki lad
t. Icke


Oh, those lads. What are they doing?

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*kicks down door*
*walks into silversmith*

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orchestrating the grand opera that is the story of mankind

*silversmith jumps for joy*

is it true Stonehenge was built by giants that went extinct a long time ago? if not, then how was it built?

Genesis 6:4
4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

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probably cyclopses, lad.

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oats and squats

Proverbs 1:7

Probably rolled the stones on logs and whipped the people hauling them to death if they didn't comply.

but how would they lift them on top of each other? it's a mystery. it's not like the pyramids where there are actual explanations for how they could have been built; they were basically incredible feats of engineering. stonehedge was impossible


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ramps of dirt, lad


Rudimentary cranes, pulleys, building them up even? I don't know, I'm not an engineer, but I'm sure we have some resident brainy people here who could explain it.

virginians are the only yanks I have a deep respect for

morning lads

he talks about the generations before him. Makes me sad that I can't even keep my old friends after uni.

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Have you got your poppy yet lads?

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this tbh

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Morning lads

we wuz jocks


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absolutely baste

I knew it lads

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Putin's thoughts on ol' johnny mac

You been on the sauce a bit more recently?

what did he do?

Only went out yesterday afternoon for a meal and a drink with my mates. One drink lead to another and ended up being caned on cider and getting kicked out of a club for being drunk came home at 1:00am had a few vodkas and crashed out on the sofa.

Ah ok lad, just thought I'd noticed you a couple of times hung over. Memory like a fish tbh. Carry on.

reminder time is cyclical and a previous (likely alien) civilisation built the pyramids with what we would consider modern machinery.

They are perfectly aligned to sets of stars along with other pyramidic structures on earth tbh.


I thought Terry died

Why haven't we found any ancient gameboys then lad?




Kek, you really liked that one, lad. I think she got bullied for it, but it's a fun song. great theatrical acting

I've watched it a hundred times. I really like it.

Weekend's almost over kid

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Why lad?

True. Time sure flies fast

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did you make a dating profile yet lad?

I like that hot American racist babes are out there.

might go to the pub to watch the game lads, what do?


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