Police hope this embarrassing ‘slang dictionary’ will help them engage with young people
Police are ‘very close to losing the streets’, top officer admits
Jamie Oliver chased a burglar down the street before tackling him to the ground after catching the would-be thief trying to break into his £8.9million mansion
Woman in her 20s is airlifted to hospital after being brutally stabbed in the back several times in south east London
William and Harry once taught the Queen Mother to do Ali G impression - and she surprised them by nailing it
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The proper way to interact with the youth is to be a manly authority figure and force them to submit to your way of speaking and acting, not to copy and submit to them. Smh
that's not 22st fault though. It might be that bins is some kind of reverse psychology psyop that is actually trying to get 22st banned on purpose
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Can't take that chance ban them both.
Let's just not talk about it and keep posting politics smh
It's ridiculous that people have not realised that yet.
Would be nice if you did more of that
How about you tell me about Norway's interior minister?
but by banning 22st you are actually doing what bins wants!
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>bins wants us to ban the one responsible for 90% of all metadrama since '15
GOOD NEWS LADS!!!
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Fucking cracking job lad, keep it up.
Excellent work lad.
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no shit sherlock
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thanks lads, I appreciate the encouragement
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Keep it up lad and start lifting, turn that mass into muscle.
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How is it possible for SA to spend as much time here as he does every day and still not realise when bins is taking the piss
SA's a good lad, leave him alone
the only ones who ever defend 22st regarding this shit are himself and bins
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bins sometimes attacks himself to defend 22st though, because he's loyal and good natured
bins also formats as though this is reddit
yeah, that's a bit gay tbh
a b s o l u t e s t a t e
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You memid yourself this grave now lie in it.
Gotta get those high hate-crime polls out to the media
mfw eating ice-cream with honey and biscuits in it
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Keek. The nigger would gladly take the trophy if she had offered it. Guess they are both la creatura negros though.
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am already lifting, but nothing to heavy trying to focus on good form to prevent injury
i want to get down to 13 stone, I think I'll look pretty good by then and be ready for the race war
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is so retarded tbh it looks better and its easier to separate your points to be easily readable, especially when you are typing in the quick reply box
You doing any cardio?
A sentence doesn't need a whole paragraph to itself, this isn't the beeb.
yeah, i do a bit at the end
when you pull a piece of really hard and white material from your molar after eating and you don't know if it's a bit of seed etc. or a fragment of your tooth
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hope its aerobic lad, otherwise you're just undoing all the hard work
yeah of course, what other kind of cardio is there?
HIT isn't aerobic, stuff like that. You gotta do all that before lifting
If it's a nice day I go for a walk with sections of running, or I might do a bike ride. If it's bad weather i stay inside but do start jumps and running on the spot for a bit
i prefer doing bodyweight exercises when indoors tbh, or skipping. I hate staring at a wall on a treadmill/bike.
Rowings not too bad either.
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yeah i thought about getting a rowing machine, one of the small ones that folds up
rowings better than running/cycling too, for both cardio and strength. these ones in pic related are awesome, listening to the water lapping is comfy af
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Getting a a a kayak next summer tbh
Good lad, kayaking is supremely comfy.
Was going to get one this year but I got the idea a bit lateand I was 1 kilo too heavy for the one they lend you from the municipally
you lucky fucking fuck, other than clubs I have to cart mine to the Grand Union to go for a row.
Are remoaners able to get violent?
would be comfy having a morning row tbh. Why don't you get one of those boat houses people have?
someone post the video of the LBC caller fuming angry at Nige
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Do it lad, it'd do you the world of good.
I've considered it at times, it'd probably work out cheaper than rent anywhere and it'd be comfy, but I wouldn't want to raise a family on one tbh
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TELL ME ABOUT DEANO, WHY DOES HE YELL WAHEEYYYYY
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED WILLIAM
they need quite a bit of maintenance, more than a house
I'd gladly put the time and effort into it tbh, so long as I was able.
Posted it in the other thread lad. It was him and the underage girl
the one with the witchglitter tumbler account?
Congratulations you fat bastard
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tbh they did that with the Gaelic during the war, and onetime they got two lads who'd learnt French at the same school to speak their brand of schoolboy French to each other
is that your cat?
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olde worlde cottage for only 250k
you could replace that gravel with one for a few K max
Former medical student 'used knife to decapitate Paddy Power customer'
What are the odds on that happening?
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what's wrong with that? I don't drink haram alcohol tbh
not in the cellar, keeping cool. We do have a winerack in the kitchen, but only as a staging post from the cellar
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Then you get diagnosed with Alzheimer's
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Kurdistan really just needs independence tbqh. The fact it doesn't exist yet is a travesty.
give a nomadic people a homeland, and watch them shit up everyone else's
Why should brown people have independence at all in the first place?
These jews will stop at nothing
>Corbyn’s Constituency Abolished order-order.com/2018/09/10/corbyns-constituency-abolished/
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We'd just be imposing sodomy and trannyism on nations that don't want it if we controlled them right now.