Police hope this embarrassing ‘slang dictionary’ will help them engage with young peoplemetro.co.uk /2018 /09 /10 /police-hope-this-embarrassing-slang-dictionary-will-help-them-engage-with-young-people-7929681 /
Police are ‘very close to losing the streets’, top officer admitsmetro.co.uk /2018 /09 /08 /police-are-very-close-to-losing-the-streets-top-officer-admits-7924887 /
Jamie Oliver chased a burglar down the street before tackling him to the ground after catching the would-be thief trying to break into his £8.9million mansiondailymail.co.uk /news /article-6149207 /Jamie-Oliver-tackles-thief-ground-trying-break-north-London-home.html
Woman in her 20s is airlifted to hospital after being brutally stabbed in the back several times in south east Londondailymail.co.uk /news /article-6150751 /Woman-20s-brutally-stabbed-times-south-east-London.html
William and Harry once taught the Queen Mother to do Ali G impression - and she surprised them by nailing itmirror.co.uk /news /uk-news /william-harry-once-taught-queen-13221584
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September 10, 2018 - 17:05
The proper way to interact with the youth is to be a manly authority figure and force them to submit to your way of speaking and acting, not to copy and submit to them. Smh
September 10, 2018 - 17:07
that's not 22st fault though. It might be that bins is some kind of reverse psychology psyop that is actually trying to get 22st banned on purpose
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September 10, 2018 - 17:07
September 10, 2018 - 17:09
Can't take that chance ban them both.
September 10, 2018 - 17:09
Let's just not talk about it and keep posting politics smh
September 10, 2018 - 17:09
It's ridiculous that people have not realised that yet.
Would be nice if you did more of that
September 10, 2018 - 17:10
How about you tell me about Norway's interior minister?
September 10, 2018 - 17:10
but by banning 22st you are actually doing what bins wants!
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September 10, 2018 - 17:11
>bins wants us to ban the one responsible for 90% of all metadrama since '15 okay
September 10, 2018 - 17:11
GOOD NEWS LADS!!!
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Fucking cracking job lad, keep it up.
September 10, 2018 - 17:14
Excellent work lad.
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no shit sherlock
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September 10, 2018 - 17:15
thanks lads, I appreciate the encouragement
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September 10, 2018 - 17:15
Keep it up lad and start lifting, turn that mass into muscle.
September 10, 2018 - 17:16
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September 10, 2018 - 17:16
How is it possible for SA to spend as much time here as he does every day and still not realise when bins is taking the piss
September 10, 2018 - 17:17
SA's a good lad, leave him alone
September 10, 2018 - 17:18
lad…. the only ones who ever defend 22st regarding this shit are himself and bins
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September 10, 2018 - 17:19
bins sometimes attacks himself to defend 22st though, because he's loyal and good natured
September 10, 2018 - 17:21
bins also formats as though this is reddit
September 10, 2018 - 17:22
yeah, that's a bit gay tbh
September 10, 2018 - 17:23
September 10, 2018 - 17:25
a b s o l u t e s t a t e
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September 10, 2018 - 17:26
You memid yourself this grave now lie in it.
September 10, 2018 - 17:26
Gotta get those high hate-crime polls out to the media
September 10, 2018 - 17:29
Good lad mfw eating ice-cream with honey and biscuits in it
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September 10, 2018 - 17:29
Keek. The nigger would gladly take the trophy if she had offered it. Guess they are both la creatura negros though.
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September 10, 2018 - 17:31
am already lifting, but nothing to heavy trying to focus on good form to prevent injury
i want to get down to 13 stone, I think I'll look pretty good by then and be ready for the race war
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September 10, 2018 - 17:32
the whole is so retarded tbh it looks better and its easier to separate your points to be easily readable, especially when you are typing in the quick reply box
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September 10, 2018 - 17:33
goodlad.
You doing any cardio?
September 10, 2018 - 17:33
A sentence doesn't need a whole paragraph to itself, this isn't the beeb.
September 10, 2018 - 17:33
yeah, i do a bit at the end
September 10, 2018 - 17:33
when you pull a piece of really hard and white material from your molar after eating and you don't know if it's a bit of seed etc. or a fragment of your tooth
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September 10, 2018 - 17:37
hope its aerobic lad, otherwise you're just undoing all the hard work
September 10, 2018 - 17:38
September 10, 2018 - 17:39
yeah of course, what other kind of cardio is there?
September 10, 2018 - 17:40
HIT isn't aerobic, stuff like that. You gotta do all that before lifting
September 10, 2018 - 17:42
If it's a nice day I go for a walk with sections of running, or I might do a bike ride. If it's bad weather i stay inside but do start jumps and running on the spot for a bit
September 10, 2018 - 17:44
i prefer doing bodyweight exercises when indoors tbh, or skipping. I hate staring at a wall on a treadmill/bike. Rowings not too bad either.
September 10, 2018 - 17:47
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September 10, 2018 - 17:47
yeah i thought about getting a rowing machine, one of the small ones that folds up
September 10, 2018 - 17:48
September 10, 2018 - 17:50
rowings better than running/cycling too, for both cardio and strength. these ones in pic related are awesome, listening to the water lapping is comfy af
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September 10, 2018 - 17:53
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Getting a a a kayak next summer tbh
September 10, 2018 - 17:54
Good lad, kayaking is supremely comfy.
September 10, 2018 - 17:54
Was going to get one this year but I got the idea a bit lateand I was 1 kilo too heavy for the one they lend you from the municipally
September 10, 2018 - 17:56
September 10, 2018 - 18:00
you lucky fucking fuck, other than clubs I have to cart mine to the Grand Union to go for a row.
September 10, 2018 - 18:01
September 10, 2018 - 18:03
Are remoaners able to get violent?
would be comfy having a morning row tbh. Why don't you get one of those boat houses people have?
September 10, 2018 - 18:04
someone post the video of the LBC caller fuming angry at Nige
September 10, 2018 - 18:05
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September 10, 2018 - 18:07
Do it lad, it'd do you the world of good.
I've considered it at times, it'd probably work out cheaper than rent anywhere and it'd be comfy, but I wouldn't want to raise a family on one tbh
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September 10, 2018 - 18:08
TELL ME ABOUT DEANO, WHY DOES HE YELL WAHEEYYYYY LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED WILLIAM
September 10, 2018 - 18:08
they need quite a bit of maintenance, more than a house
September 10, 2018 - 18:11
I'd gladly put the time and effort into it tbh, so long as I was able.
September 10, 2018 - 18:13
September 10, 2018 - 18:14
Posted it in the other thread lad. It was him and the underage girl
September 10, 2018 - 18:16
the one with the witchglitter tumbler account?
September 10, 2018 - 18:17
Congratulations you fat bastard
September 10, 2018 - 18:19
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September 10, 2018 - 18:20
tbh they did that with the Gaelic during the war, and onetime they got two lads who'd learnt French at the same school to speak their brand of schoolboy French to each other
September 10, 2018 - 18:21
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is that your cat?
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September 10, 2018 - 18:26
September 10, 2018 - 18:26
rightmove.co.uk /property-for-sale /property-73059668.html
olde worlde cottage for only 250k
you could replace that gravel with one for a few K max
September 10, 2018 - 18:26
September 10, 2018 - 18:28
Former medical student 'used knife to decapitate Paddy Power customer' mirror.co.uk /news /uk-news /former-medical-student-used-knife-13222603 What are the odds on that happening?
September 10, 2018 - 18:30
yes
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September 10, 2018 - 18:32
what's wrong with that? I don't drink haram alcohol tbh
September 10, 2018 - 18:33
not in the cellar, keeping cool. We do have a winerack in the kitchen, but only as a staging post from the cellar
September 10, 2018 - 18:34
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Then you get diagnosed with Alzheimer's
September 10, 2018 - 18:35
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September 10, 2018 - 18:38
Kurdistan really just needs independence tbqh. The fact it doesn't exist yet is a travesty.
September 10, 2018 - 18:38
September 10, 2018 - 18:39
give a nomadic people a homeland, and watch them shit up everyone else's
September 10, 2018 - 18:40
Why should brown people have independence at all in the first place?
September 10, 2018 - 18:40
These jews will stop at nothing >Corbyn’s Constituency Abolished order-order.com /2018 /09 /10 /corbyns-constituency-abolished /
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September 10, 2018 - 18:42
We'd just be imposing sodomy and trannyism on nations that don't want it if we controlled them right now.
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