Apple's WWDC 2018!

Get in here fellow MacFags
The Keynote begins in about an hour, 10 am PST!!!!

Oh well, that's a little disappointing. Hopefully though they'll make up for it by providing more Animojis, new WatchStraps, and made some never colors for iPad cases.

It also looks like we'll get to see MacOS 10.14. It doesn't matter that High Sierra is a buggy mess anymore, because that's about to be obsolete, and we can all upgrade to the correct path soon enough, super excited. There is also a new OS for the Watch, which judging by the number of threads here, will please Zig Forums.

Pretty sick. Now I'd never be caught dead with Beats products, but I'm glad Amazon and Google won't have the monopoly on home surveillance systems.

Live blog!
macrumors.com/2018/06/04/live-from-wwdc-2018/

Stream!
apple.com/apple-events/june-2018/

See you all there!

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*PDT
I also forgot to mention that they'll show IOS12. It is rumored that they'll allow IOS12 apps to run on the Mac, because as you know, everyone really wants that.

YES!!!!

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Had apple addressed anything of these?


Holy crap, I hope 10.12 and 10.13 will be supported with security fixes for another few years, I don't feel I want another shit storm out of the blue.

By the way when will they fix this one? apple.stackexchange.com/questions/312294

Well, this thread is going to go very well. Might as well pop the popcorn.

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Yes - the frame buffer should be scrubbed / discarded as part of the sleep / lock process no matter how brief the render. I don't think it's a huge risk

Yeah I lost the game at this point as well.

While we wait, Apple has released this new trailer featuring Animojis singing a song (mp4 so it works in Safari), BAAAASED! Just kill me now

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The bright future of technology and computing that we deserved.

Is this the original source file or you converted it? If the latter, what is the source?

Apple is being deprecated by Google. All the rich hipsters are switching to these pixel shits.

They're mocking us with that 7-segment display, aren't they?


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Too bad Pixels have PWM flicker.
(but I've heard that latest iphones also have this problem, so when both choices have shit displays, there's hardly any other redeeming point in an iphone)
It seems I were lucky to get Nexus 5X before they were finally out of stock. I don't see anything filling this niche since that time.

R-R-Richard?

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What's this? A mix between anime and emoji?

He has a darker beard.

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animated emojis

It uses face mapping to apply your expressions to an animated character. At a technical level it's quite clever, since they can do it in real time, it just happens to be absolutely retarded.

I just read this comment on the animoji movie
>... and yes, people still use Animoji. Beyond the obvious — kids using it for fun, I'm 38 and I use them as reaction stickers instead of Emoji. Rather than hunt down an emoji to fit my reaction, I make the face in Animoji and drag the sticker to the iMessage chat window. Much faster, customizable and fun.

RIP Steve Jobs, RIP Apple. 1976-2011

Press A to pay respects.

This video is pure cringe. It's a mock nature documentary featuring "developers" as the creatures.

"WE ARE CATERING TO NORMIES, QUICK" SHOW ALL NERDS THE DOOR!"

Steve would have never done this.

He is literally rolling in his grave right now.

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I stopped caring about Apple a while ago. I only use them because I need some proprietary non-Linux-compatible software and MacOS is 10x better than Windows.

Now if they announce an official switchover from x86 to ARM, then I'll be REALLY interested

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Why is he speaking S-L-O-W-L-Y

probably more like E2C2EE: End to CIA to End Encryption.

It makes it sound r-e-a-l-l-y important.

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ANDROIDFAGS BTFO

SIRIHG

end-to-ment encryption

POO IN THE FILE FORMAT

bravo apple

Thank you, come again.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

The measure tool is actually looks pretty neat (if it works).

This too.

Apple's AR API is pretty good from what I've heard but 99% of the things using it are fucking stupid.

Thanks NSA

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Multiuser AR is slick, and difficult to get right.

That's the problem. It's brilliant engineering, but what are you going to use it for?

Truly the brand for spoiled children and manchildren
Imagine working hard on this tech only for it to be used for fucking lego

$300 set +$800 ipad

T-thanks NSA

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T-thanks NSA

Because that's how you communicate with apple users.

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Are the sheeple really this gullible?

lmao

Why is she on her way to work? Why is she rushing into a coffee shop?
Where are the kids?

She has cats

keeps getting worse

Mid thirties single woman demoing a silly siri shortcut feature. No dear, we don't care about your sad vacation.

lmao
And they gave this to a woman
literally just a fucking reskin

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We'll hand pick the news FOR YOU goyim.

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Definitely a tranny

lmao, =="""""innovashun"""""==
And they gave it all to a woman

I'm going to randomly ... PAUSE about two times ... EVERY sentence!

direct quote.
Holy shit, steve is rolling.

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Imagine a 30-something neckbeard-toting nu male making childish expressions into a phone on a subway train during rush hour.

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why?

Droning on about notifications, this is boring as hell.

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Imagine having such weak willpower that you need your fucking phone to tell you to stop using it.

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It's the Unix way.

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nsa confirmed

if it was then I wouldn't have to wait for this shit.

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AKA shadow silent mouth reading
well don, apple. Well done.
HOWEVER

no no no no no

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MEMOJI
AKA scan your face and send it to other people

What could possibly go wrong?

DIVERSE SET OF EMOJIS

pottery. She's literally saying the names of the fucking "memoji"s

jesus christ.
BRB covering my phone in tinfoil

now we can all look like vapid california girls

A fucking app for teen girls baked right into the operating system.

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YASS KWEEN SLAYYYY

honestly, this is scary

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jesus christ
jesus f. christ
MUH SOGGY KNEES

She actually makes a soy face.

literally related

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rip snap inc.

kek

lmao

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I'm cringing into a coma.

LITERALLY FOR KIDS

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THIS IS THE FUTURE

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Fun Fact:
Cook and Federeghi dock quite regularly.
cook is the dom.

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