What's your job like?

DevOps engineer

workers are just cattle why would you need to provide anything for them?

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sounds good

yeah, could be worse i guess

ITT: everyone is an hypercompetent senior embedded systems developer who writes their own kernels fully in assembly

not me or or

LOL

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just keep working hard and you will become a millionaire :^)

Just keep not working, and you certainly won't be.

Wrong, just be born to wealthy parents and you get capital gains without doing anything.

That was a story from a year ago. Any advise I could tell you is probably going to be from my years of working with other people's shitty C code, so look into that, maybe work on the Linux Kernel.

I just want someone to look over my code and tell me how to improve while we banter

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Started looking for government jobs

lisp machine engineer here
that's my average work day here at symbolics

wow
someones jealous

Software Engineer

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user, you should go outside at least twice a day. that's why I fear working from home - I won't have a reason to go outside of my comfort box. try doing sports, you'll eventually meet some friendly people there.

It's really scary and I have no support.
I'm working on it currently, but it's difficult.
Sometimes I worry that I might not make it.
Trusting others is the difficulty. But I'm trying to accept it, or overcome it in some way. Meanwhile, other things fall down on me constantly.
I feel like Sisyphus.

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Wo arbeitest du?

Zuhause. Ich spreche mit meinen Kollege bald.
Eastern US.

Ah, yes! Great lives at foxcon indeed!

What a great life!

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Serious, non larping?

Feels good, man.
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At least I don't have to pay any taxes at my current income level.

t. skid

Feels good.

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taxes are the fucking worst

and your money is used to invest in more software companies. yo dawg

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sounds good.

Feels good man.

Unlikely, with my schedule, sorry pal. I work overtime a lot. I would recommend you go and lurk some forums, the unregisterable but readable Cepples form and some C boards

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LMAO get fucked wagecucks

>Take some fruit, tea and soy and almonds milk because I am lactose intolerant, sometimes a ham sandwich if I am specially hungry
Such is the life of the fullstack web applications developer.

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top kek tbh

get your colon checked, fam. Also - value your time and find another job with a higher salary and then quit that.

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Why do you remind yourself of failure on a regular basis?

start-up programmer here
hopefully i'll be a billionaire when it pops off someday

also if your in the military and have some technical job, don't leave
this is the future that awaits you

wow ur cool
I want to suck your cock

i hope one day to know what despair smells like. my day

it's not a failure if he's paid for it

if only it was a joke

undergraduate research for university

Are you american?

Part-time technical support master race
The best part of any job is the time you're not working.

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Maximum kek

serves you right cocksuckers

schadenfruede ehh gross Mann?

corporate lifer

Good luck user, don't give up. At least you have money for now, so you can afford to try new sports, hobbies, classes etc if you choose.

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Undergrad researcher here:
I enjoy my life.

ayyyyy research bro

I'm a sysadmin, I get my own office in the server room :(

Legacy Systems Specialist

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Grenfell was one of the greatest things to happen to London in years.

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I really hope this is bate

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False. No one profitable ever works in (((Lisp))) anymore.

I studied telecommunications to work with radios, damnit.

>𝕝𝕖 𝕖𝕓𝕚𝕟 𝕡𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕛𝕦𝕕𝕒𝕚𝕤𝕞
𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗

Full stack engineer:
I haven't started yet

not an argument sham

Any and all advice is appreciated, I just want a better job

Loving Every Laugh

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I work at a firm that does contract work for various departments of the federal government. It's all in Visual Basic.

IT support here

IT can be pretty comfy.

But what titles have you got?

Yes, you are. Ever think maybe "FUCK college" is a dumbass mentality?

Do you think they give a shit? HR people don't know shit about the technical jobs, they just hire people. I think you're failing to understand that life is a social game and there is no getting around that. College is for making connections, not learning. You need those connections.

Technician at a computer repair shop

You but not retarded. Oh wait.

Nice.
Winamp is better.

KEK

Ain't nobody gonna check this quads?!

/fit/xie user, is that you? You finally got dubs.

I'm also a govt. employee and I can attest to this. Half of our training essentially falls down to slideshows done in VB because why the fuck would they just use PowerPoint/LO Impress. There's nothing interactive, either. It's just "click next" "click next" "click next". Okay, you're done now.

Do you even have to bother with code?

That fucker probably got a job through connections.

if only

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You might as well go on welfare, or find a doctor who will diagnose you with autism and get autism bux.

He's an Israeli Intel employee who single-handedly made the 28 core 5 GHz i9 possible.

I'd like a real job but I'm not reliable enough to hold anything down. Only hope is to write guide books (lol current year etc.) or make video content and hope to become E famous.

it is spelled talpiot you jew youtube.com/watch?v=rYE9UgmVrfU