GE Appliances announces world's first Apple HomeKit air conditioners

By Brian Fagioli

Summertime only just began, and already, it is hot as hell outside. To be honest, I can deal with the heat -- it is the humidity that makes me have a bad time. As a fat guy, this means the back my shirts are usually soaked with sweat. Obesity aside, even thin folks can be miserable in hot and humid weather.

Luckily, I have central air conditioning at home -- one of life's greatest pleasures. As a tech enthusiast, I of course have it hooked to a Nest thermostat, which in turn, can be controlled by voice using Alexa. Not everyone is so lucky. Some people have to rely on an AC unit that goes in a window -- they are usually quite low tech, although some are "smart." Today, GE Appliances announces the world's first Apple HomeKit air conditioners, showing you really can get modern tech in a window unit.

"By adding these units to the Apple Home app, users can demand refreshing cold air with a simple tap or by asking Siri. Owners can also create automations to instruct a unit to perform certain actions, such as turning on or off at a certain time of day. Units can also be controlled remotely, even outside of the home. No matter what scenes owners choose to set up, it’s easy to program a custom cooling schedule that works for each home," says GE Appliances.

John Desmarais, Commercial Director, Window A/C, Portables & Dehumidifiers for GE Appliances explains, "Consumers told us they like how they can create their own schedules to keep rooms comfortable without wasting energy. Many people also found peace of mind in having control of the unit anywhere they have internet access. We're pleased to offer the very first air conditioners with HomeKit integration, bringing simple and secure control through the Apple Home app and using Siri. We are confident owners will find the convenience at the tip of their fingers."

GE Appliances explains how HomeKit support will actually work below.
- Inside the home, owners of GE Appliances' connected air conditioners can operate the unit from the Apple Home app on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch or Apple Watch, by using Siri on any device including HomePod or directly from Control Center.
- Outside the home, owners need a HomeKit home hub (HomePod, 4th generation Apple TV or an iPad with the latest version of iOS) to remotely control these units or set up automations.

Keep in mind, these new AC units are not the first to offer compatibility with a voice assistant -- just the first to leverage Siri through HomeKit. Last year, GE Appliances released similar air conditioners with Alexa support. It is not surprising that support for Amazon's assistant came first -- it is wildly more popular than the struggling HomeKit, which only works with Apple devices.

If you want to buy your own HomeKit-enabled air conditioner, you can buy one now wherever AC units are sold, such as Lowe's or Home Depot. Pricing will vary based on model and power -- they can be had with BTUs ranging from 8,000 to 12,000. To learn more, you can check out the page here.

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Botnet.

Can you post your Fagioli in one thread instead of bumping off other threads from the catalog?

To contribute, this is exactly another vector for consumers to worry about for cyber attacks. It's ridiculous to need your heating and cooling systems attached to the internet constantly. Cooling/warming a house before/after you leave can be done with timers. There is no need for connectivity to achieve this.

I am amazed that even with all the literature of the 20th century, warning about the surveillance state, that people now willingly purchase and place these devices in their own homes. All it takes is one congressional act to have these devices listen out for a few words like "nigger" instead of just "Siri", "Alexa" (not a demanding change), to automatically send the conversation to the ADL/SPLC trained goons, who subsequently apply fines and civilian demerits to you.

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FAGIOLI FAGIOLI GIVE ME THE BOTNETOLI

It was supposed to be a cautionary tale, but you know the dumb masses out there will agree that it's a "pretty good idea if it ends racism".

What a bunch of made-up bullshit. Isn't it supposed to be smart and turn itself on and off automagically detecting human presence? If you're going to make it "dumb", at least provide me with simple command interface like 1-wire, and I will gladly add logics or sensors myself if they are really necessary. God dammit, "smart home" appliances were more functional 30 years ago because you could at least control them via open protocols like email or phone line.

user, don't you want a third-party smart system to run the video cameras at your front door, and control the locks to your home?

Only if it's free as in liberty, encrypted and protected from denial of service attacks, then why not? You could let in your tenants, intrusive siblings or females temporarily when you're out without the need to give them physical key copies and then buying new locks after they leave.

GE is now pronounced "ghey".

This.

If it's free as in liberty, then you could run it on your own VPS. Don't worry though, our staff is HIGHLY trained, and we follow INDUSTRY STANDARD practises for encryption. You are statistically more likely to be broken into by a lockpicker than as a result of our system intrusion [link to some shitty study we paid for]*.

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I wish these things could connect to the local network and expose a control interface of some kind. Even a simple json-based HTTP API would be really awesome since I'd be able to program my devices.

oh yes

>another remote exploit in (((IoT Comprehensive Home Automation System 5000 by Amazon/Microsoft/Google))) product emerges

can't wait for that future

I too dream of such wonders, but alas we live in a nightmarish world where technology is forever destined to be used against us in increasingly intricate ways.

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womp womp

My sister's got all this botnet shit hooked up for my mom. She hates it but brags about it simultaneously. Peak boomer, keeping up with the trends.

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