The Bullshit Web

This is wrong in so many different ways

That's not a website. That's a text file. You could read that text file in Microsoft Word. Websites are interactive and provide more than plaintext content. Websites generate content and dynamically display that content based on user interaction. You can't view a website in Microsoft Word because it's more than a text file.

It has a link.
Therefore it's interactive.

thebestmotherfucking.website/
perfectmotherfuckingwebsite.com/

This is what you want
everyfuckingwebsite.com/

No, simple websites that you could print on paper are what the web was originally meant to be. What you're describing is a corrupted abomination of the original idea.

Yes that was the original design of the web. Things have changed over time. It's obvious by the people who implement the web browsers that users of the web browsers are demanding something different. What we have today is different from what was there originally because users of the web want it like that.

Dead wrong. 99% of the users of the web don't know what they want, they merely accept whatever is shoved in their face.
Companies started adding shitty scripts for tracking and surveillance, then shitty useless animations and heavyweight pages came all because of marketing. A flashy responsive page grabs more attention than a simple, static page. Not to mention the literal malware contained in ad scripts: blocking them is pretty much mandatory nowadays to have a usable web.
The web nowadays is fucked. Yes, things have changed over time, but for the worse.

The users of the web are the ones paying the bills to hire web programmers and web infrastructure. They changed the web because they wanted it that way.

You can actually get the web back to how it was in the past. Step 1: Disable Javascript Step 2: Disable CSS

That's a pretty warped and retarded definition of "the users of the web"

Web is a package manager for javascript applications.