Spend $3000 to buy a fagbook (or some other craptop)

I was thinking of this video of his when I saw this thread:
IS IT SPILL PROOF? Lenovo Thinkpad P50 review + waterboarding
youtube.com/watch?v=ig3xI8dUdm0
Waterboarding at 27:22 (or link for the lazy youtu.be/ig3xI8dUdm0?t=1642)

Keyboard covers feel/look awful and don't do anything.

Just buy a Thinkpad: youtube.com/watch?v=ig3xI8dUdm0

the problem is that apple is in total control of the mobile computing industry and everyone is following their leave
apple products are only tools secondarily though, they are primarily fashion statements, and because of that apple is obsessed with making them as fashionable as possible. Apple's goal is the elimination of all screws and physical ports, which is why the iPhone 8 and onward don't even have something as basic as a headphone jack

Some people like the brand, but that doesn't mean it's just a "fashion statement".

youtu.be/XIJWfXfGI4o

the problem is that Sennheiser is in total control of the mobile sound industry and everyone is following their leave
Sennheiser products are only tools secondarily though, they are primarily fashion statements, and because of that Sennheiser is obsessed with making them as fashionable as possible.

That's true. They want to make everything paper-thin because these jews think that's what people want. They've been planning Credit card-sized full-fledged phones since 2002 or so, Microsoft has patents for it. I personally will never EVER purchase a computer with no ethernet port.
Apple REALLY should have kept Ethernet, maglev and maybe a couple USBs on their macbooks. Removing the phone headphone jack too was completely retarded. Jobs added USB alongside Firewire because they needed USB support, he would never let this shit happen even at the expense of their own standard.

The best thing is the follow up video youtube.com/watch?v=tZiSxPvuPLc