Brit/pol/ #2495: Relaxing countryside edition

"Let's get back to being the British Empire" - Local Lad

Groups Promoting Anti-Brexit ‘People’s Vote’ March Funded by the EU

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Trump administration trying to define transgender out of existence

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Why did nobody post new Wews yesterday?

Good lad

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Xth for British Hong Kong

Good lad.

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prompt card?

We have enough chinks here as it is.


That cut away really shows how fucking fat that lump of haggis has become.

They can fuck off. I hate chinks.

naah naah naah lads, they stay there and get to fly the jack, and we get the busiest port in the world

Why would we want that?

Charge transaction fees and have access to world wide smuggling routes.

m o n e y

Fuck that I dont want dirty chink money. I want Britain to be isolationist.

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Unless there were incredibly dramatic changes both nationally and/or internationally, full-isolationism is not happening at least in our lifetimes.
With HK we get two bloody great handfuls, and we also have another thing to slap across the EU's face and laugh as they claim we desperately need them.

the west seems to be crawling with unwomen at the moment.

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Don't even try it lad

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brownsea island is /ourisland/ because only red squirrels live their


Dramatic changes are here. The Western economy is failing. The Chinese economy will collapse within 5 years. The EU will collapse within 10 years.

this is serious

I struggle to see a solution to the political crisis we face in the UK right now, so I am resorting to prayer

I'd like to devise a prayer similar to the Lord's Prayer, concise and to the point, and believable, that we can use to implement divine assistance in the spiritual war.

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this, the recession is already starting rn

See Japan circa 1846 to find out how that goes.

energy first matter second lad.

I was in town today looking for a midnight blue Merino wool polo neck jumper, when it struck me that we should ban escalators. it might help the sofa-butts lose a few pounds.

He also got the real Nick Lowles involved.

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dunno why you were so detailed about the jumper but you're right, escalators should be like mobility scooters, for the disabled or elderly only.
I walk up the escalators all the time whenever I'm using TfL.


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But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking. Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him. [Matt. 6:8-9]


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Prayers are for God, you want something like swearing an oath or the Scout promise.

It's not vanity that motivates me though. There is an act of humility in asking for help and it's not just for myself either

Its the last video he is going to make about the twitter issue.

I think he looks alright. He has lost a bit of weight recently and looks better clean shaven.

Fuck off. Woes is /arejock/

spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) deserve a bullet.


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This time its going to be a lot worse than a recession.

The world has changed since 1846. The US Navy isnt going to have the capacity to force British ports to re-open.


Thanks lads.

Are you genuinely autistic.

thank god, I want all the profligate scum to pay for living it up for ten years while ignoring politics

Are Father
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Kingdome come
Thy will be done
On Earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily Brexit
And forgive us our bebts
As we forgive those who kvetch against us
And lead us not into transition
But deliver us from barnier
For sovereign is our kingdom
The power and the glory
For ever and ever

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will you buy the chubby lass from your work with silver rounds and keep her chained up like a pig?

No. What part do you disagree with?

I could get her for free lad and that would be all she would be good for. a fat blue eyed breeder.

That it has to be the U.S. or that isolation has to have an immediate effect to warrant trying to avoid it.

I'm not totally pleased with that, maybe someone can come up with something better, more powerful

you should be nice to her lad

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Yeah yeah, help me do something better

try this as a base mate

Lad I'm not going to help you deface the Lord's word for political reasons.

How the fuck do you manage to go down a motorway the wrong way?

Oh I wondered what that video was about, I saw it last week.

lelled, tbf their minds weren't corrupted by modernity

probably high on sp1ce

Idk, I went there and it wasn't very nice tbh. Just stressful and hot.

You mean spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine) lad.

Relied on the sat nav too much without thinking/looking.

Locals have been saying the services on the M40 are confusing for years
You don't know whether you are heading north or south when you leave them

Are there going be any good economies lad?

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Do you know what prayers the crusaders use before battle?

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You'd notice once you'd passed your first sign posting facing the opposite direction surely?

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Thanks, I'll look into that

she is a dumb mee too phone thot who is like 20 or something.

You could have just said 20 yo tbh.

you should still be nice to her lad. It's not good for your soul to go around hating everyone all the time

Fuck knows mate. Even god is baffled by that mans fuzzy logic and we can only assume his intentions. Shame that other people died though.

caring about nihilist normalfag rootless people is how you become more angry

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Wtf happened to your formatting lad?

Found this, although not sure of the authenticity:

Might be worth asking over at >>>Zig Forums

Arabic keyboard init

How close would you say you are to complete spiritual detachment, lad?

shit yeah.
still getting used to this new keyboard I got. The keys are really sensitive.

Tbh yank normies are probably worse.

idk sometimes I think I have it complete but maybe 5 more years

just watch world star hip hop fight videos or something if you want to experience the creaturas and trashy niggerfied jew culture that every normalfag ascribes to

at least british footies are still somewhat traditional. all our sportsfag autism is niggerfied except for like hardcore packers fans and hockey fans (autistic NPC asians and mixed meats pretend to like hockey though)

An ancient Greek trading ship dating back more than 2,400 years has been found virtually intact at the bottom of the Black Sea

VIDEO: The vessel is one of more than 60 shipwrecks identified by the Black Sea Maritime Archaeology Project including Roman ships and a 17th-century Cossack raiding fleet

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Na I think city club stands look like a safari now.

so cool, supposedly the black sea was very treacherous

fucking hell
he's such a cunt
told remainers they should riot in a tweet as well

Yeah that stuff is quite scary because it has no roots so anyone can slip into it (as long as they hate whitey and all his racist cultural ways strangely enough.) I even know philippino that immigrated here in his childhood that speaks with this faux Jamaican American patwa.

There had better not be any unregistered yanks here.

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We're much more likely to have tonnes of unregistered slavs tbh.

Reckon the shtf soon with all the tacos coming to the US? Zig Forums is having a temper tantrum rn.

How many times have you been told how white you are Steiner?

literally nothing will happen, this has been going on for decades there are 35 MILLION+ illegal spics here

I reckon they'll fuck off once the economy goes belly up.

pretty much all the time since teenage years. this one nigger on the bus kept calling me an andy griffith looking mother fucker because I was wearing slacks and an oxford shirt with a belt (how employed white men dress).

fucking hell. Never knew it was that many

the correct response is 'at least I'm white'

wot? fuck back off to the economically fucked countries they fled from?

hopefully, and hopefully we can put niggers back in their place then.

there are probably somewhere around 90 million spics in the states. we are talking russian purge/civil war levels of "reorganization" that needs to be done

Better suffering at home than in a hostile foreign shithole.