If you are in Europe you can fill out Googles "Right to be forgotten" form and remove yourself from major 3 search...

good plan

That's probably the only list I'm not on.

And it is used to hide [A-za-z]*(stein|berg) as well, so yeah, lose lose either way

Right? How does that even work?

And thanks to some law passed a few years ago, any financial services must confirm your identity. PayPal, coinbase, etc

Nice bait