Brit/pol/ #2502: Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad Edition

yeah I don't know the full context but I presume it's some shit his wife made up

kek.

What are you doing, lad?

programming tbh

Do you lads believe masturbation should be illegal?

That's good, right?

No. Do something about porn though

smh good question

how would that even be enforced

Do you have driving deadlines lad?

Mandatory penis inspections

hullo westie

yeah, but they are usually so late in the day I never miss them. I guess I'll have to call them if I get stuck in the snow or ice though. -6 degrees now

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Do you want to drive lorries lad?

See that's the thing. It would be infeasible. Masturbation has negative consequences and I think that's punishment enough. You can condition people not to masturbate instead.

I still have flashbacks about penis inspection day tbh

comfy

Smdh lad, I'm not a bender. Just suggested a method of enforcement tbf

Not really. A lot of responsibility and I don't think I have the best sense of the vehicle and stuff, and the roads I drive already seem pretty narrow with the van.

That's a job I would like to do tbh. I have several hundred hours played in Euro Truck Simulator 2.

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Sorry lad the industry has been under cut by the Bulgarians and Albanians. Unless you want to live in your lorry for €350 a month.

How do I start a Caravan Gang?
How do the pikeys get away with it?

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Good lad

Something wrong?

By being well armed and moving around alot.

Maltesers buttons and water for supper

Just a weekend that passed too quickly where I did nothing really and I feel lonely.

Noice lad.

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Just finished a roast chicken dinner myself.

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It was an honour lads but the bigboysatmi5 are on one last mission for queen and country:

theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/oct/28/mi5-lead-battle-against-uk-rightwing-extremists-police-action

Good lad

Pretty sure they've always been a anti-revolutioonary guard tbh.

cheesecake and clotted cream tbh

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How do Maltaeser buttons taste?

Sorry to hear that lad. You're doing good mind, I think working is good for you.

well that is what I wanted, and I got this. Jesus Christ.

would be great if not for the one lad at the warehouse and the fact that I am not sure the route will last forever, but yeah I like the route

fucking class, bit like the ones you get in Celebrations

don't worry lad, we're all here to bully you

Shite

They say a baby goat is called a kid

Good lad

They're nice tbh, they're like the inverse of normal Maltesers so they're mostly chocolate with crunchy bits throughout

Normal Maltesers are shit but I agree the button ones are nice.

welcome president Bolsonaro

Thanks, lad. I like predictability

ah yeah

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By moving on before any armed resistance can mobilise.

Had apple cake me

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I saw them in the shops but thought it was just a scam so I'd avoided them so far, guess I'll have to try them tomorrow.

Just buy regular chocolate buttons tbh lad

Dairy Milk is shite now unless it's Wispa

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lads why do so many chocolates have soy/soya in them? was it always this way or is this a new thing?

oh shit that's tonight

I think it's been this way for a while tbh

It's a common additive to keep the cocoa and cocoa butter from separating.

Thoughts on Toffee Crisps? That's my favourite chocolate.

Night lads. Let's get back on the wagie horse tomorrow

Come on lad

Awful combination of textures, can't get on with them personally

Lad

Night lad, power on :)

Personally I'm into twirl, starbar and Boost.

was Peake our lad?

Good taste tbh

top choices
double decker is also high tier

Members of Britain's biggest suspected female jihadi cell including the Muslim convert daughter of an ex-Army paratrooper are among dozens of Isis brides flocking back to the UK
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6325411/Dozens-British-Isis-brides-flocking-UK.html

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Twirls are alright but I dislike flakey chocolate in general as it gets everywhere

Patrician choice

Fucking kek

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DAVID DAVIS HAS RESIGNED

miss old jamaica tbh
think they still make it but I never see it

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I miss Cadbury Dreams tbh

managed to rip the video from the express

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Is that Popular Youtuber, Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad of Akkad?

never noticed how wonky his nose is, if you put it on Carswell's face he'd look normal

That's three threads ago

no lad, it's Popular Youtuber, Popular Youtuber, Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad of Akkad of Akkad

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Enough

I wonder if we could ever get Popular Youtuber, Sargon of Akkad to do a meetup in LondonLondonderry with the other spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) to spice (Nick Lemongrass, Harrisa Not Herbs, Gerry Garlic, Shallots Magazine) up the Northern Irish question

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is arse still a thing? must ask the Bongo Bongo Land tbh

We need more soft erotica in our choccy adverts tbh

these fuckers are insufferable

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Talking of that I am currently drinking some Old Mercia Ginger Beer tbh.

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10/10

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