The absolute state of updates

It could be the Jews though. You see their Weimar degeneracy on display degrading society and it evokes anger inside of you which impairs your judgement. Instead of carefully navigating your surroundings, you stub your toe. Thanks Jews! Thanks a lot.

Thats not true at all. Scrum has the ability to handle 'epics' just fine. Your problem is that your scrum master is a brainlet.
This is very common in the agile world: A half-assed manager watches a TED talk on "how to get more trannies in software development" and during the talk, one of the trannies mentions 'scrum'. Two wikipedia searches later and now that sack of shit is a 'scrum master'.

Arch updates just fine for me. I really don't understand how the fuck you people manage to fuck up updating your distro.

Mate I live in the 3rd world and I have 50 mbit/s internet, faster than the average US connection according to speed test

Quit bragging. We can't all be lucky enough to be born in the 3rd world.

Any 8-bit computer is better than Unix or other modern OS and the hardware they need. You don't waste your time constantly doing updates and upgrades and playing the unending security theatre game.

As time goes on it takes less time to find and exploit vulnerabilities, so programs have to update faster.
It also takes less time to find and fix bugs, so devs release more and more frequent updates.

Of couse, there's retards that think pushing every commit to users is the best ways to find bugs, and retards that don't value backwards compatibility: get rid of those, and updates slow down to reasonable rates.

The Jews are actually behind everything, though.

You keep getting all these updates because you're not running Windows. See when you run Linux, some updates don't install properly, and the backend services that communicate with the CPU become confused. Once this confusion occurs, the update cycle gets stuck and restarts over and over again. This is why you keep getting prompted for updates. Linux was not created with the expertise that Windows was created with and lacks the proper computer licensing. The result is a buggy machine that is even illegal to operate in some countries. The best course of action is to run Windows again, do a disk defrag, and then let all the updates install via Windows Update. This ensures that the CPU is running properly and doesn't become confused by Linux's silly, amateur implementation.

hahahahaha
tell me some good software developed by "true" agile

no
you need to constantly update all dependencies because only the latest and most bloated version of your software receives security updates, and it becomes incompatible with old versions of its dependencies after 40 bloat patches