Hello fellow macfags, it's that time of year again to gather 'round for another mac event! Get it? It says round! Who's excited to see the new phones? There's a possibility that we'll even get a brown one, isn't that cool!?
Basing this off the average Zig Forumsnician salary of $120,000 per year, since we last did one of these three months ago, $30,000 has been put in your pocket. You have lots of disposable income to burn, what Apple product are you going to buy next? This time the focus is going to be on phones, exactly as it was at the developer conference. Apple isn't just a computer company, you guys.
its that time of year for Tim Cook to release another LGBT emoji pack.
Hudson Bailey
I'd almost forgotten those retarded female execs wiggling their tongues at their phones to animate the animojis. Science has gone too far.
Jason Garcia
It's also a good thing to make the focus on phones, because the computer lineup really doesn't need a refresh, I mean look at how few changes we've seen here since June, a minor update to the macpro and nothing else. I guess when a machine is perfect, you never need to upgrade it again.
I bet they shit on the macmini and kill it off, replacing it with some shitty macbookmini.
Liam Johnson
MacMini is not thin enough. They need to replace with totally sealed case, no upgradable parts. 2cm thick. 1.8Ghz i3 (6th Gen). 4GB RAM. Starts at $999
Brayden Sanders
What's scary is you're most likely right.
Adam Hill
I bet they don't even talk about the MacMini, just pretend like it doesn't exist.
Juan Garcia
When the MM first included thunderbolt, they were pimping their 27" Apple Display quite hard. I thought "it would be a smart move to invest in a MacMini and a Apple Display, this way I can upgrade to new MM in future and still keep same monitor" Months after that, they discontinued the display and have never released an upgraded MacMini. Was this Tim Cooks way of showing me what it feels like to be infected with AIDS?
Gabriel Reyes
It begins with a mulatto girl, this is off to a good start!
Does Apple have approval from the FDA for their new medical device?
Cooper Walker
Almost as soon as you posted the question, he answered yes.
Benjamin Price
Just saw that. It seems like the important thing to want to know about first and then all the features later. What's strange, I don't remember hearing about the Apple Watch going through any FDA trials to get approval, which can take years sometimes.
Leo Torres
The Apple watch is a pretty cool piece of tech, but it is total botnet and I have no use for it.
Adrian Campbell
You know what else is actually a piece of really cool tech? A regular watch.
Lincoln Robinson
Especially an old fashioned time piece that is entirely mechanical.
That's hardly a fair comparison. The health shit actually has some use compared to all the emoji and vanity bullshit they use to sell their phones.
Jace Moore
Where's the tranny? Mulattas actually look like that.
Justin Cruz
are you kidding right now Do they actually?
Liam Morgan
Muh basketball!
Jack Martinez
PONTING YOI OIPHON AT A KORT!
Adam Mitchell
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Brayden Green
Yep.
I think it's entirely valid. A mechanical wristwatch is not something that any person can make and build. It requires many years of study and dedication to the craft to be able to build a dependable timepiece that can accurately read and maintain time. The Apple Watch is just some circuity, a display, and a battery. Big whoop.
Camden Adams
I like Mechanical watches, but let's not pretend the custom chips inside the iWatch are something any joe off the street can build. High end electrical engineering also requires man years of study and dedication.
Jaxson Gomez
Every photo is of a non-white.
Samuel Clark
Do I get those niggers for free when I buy an Iphone?
Joshua Cruz
What the fuck is the point of this? They're investing tens of thousands of man hours so that the retard who can't figure out how to focus his phone can alter the background.
Jesus christ.
Jayden Sullivan
Tim loves nigs. He once gave 3B for some cheap plastic headphones...
Daniel Clark
What a shitty video.
Hudson Turner
Sure, but you are talking about an entire industry of EE's compared to watchsmiths. You might have a few in a city as large as New York City. How EE's live in New York City? Circuitry once designed can be mass manufactured without much loss, but mechnically drive watches are not mass producible on that scale.
Nathaniel Phillips
APPLE INEVNTED VIDEO
Wyatt Anderson
This dude is a terrible orator.
Apple is dead
Dominic Roberts
The real tragedy is that stupid chink fucked up Blackberry. If BB had just stayed the course, we could now at least have a phone where the emphasis was on phone calls, text, emails. In many ways it was the perfect smartphone.
Austin Nguyen
Literally bragging about complying with the Chinese government.
John Hall
this is a new low for the botnet.
FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT
HOARDING PHONES
James Diaz
He's probably one of the few old-guard apple engineers.
Jayden Perez
Two fat speakers in a row. Not a good look.
Their share price isn't doing great, and there were a very large amounts of shorts yesterday.
Although some of these environmental advancements are very interesting indeed.
Sebastian Ramirez
>Believing in (((Share Price))) Q has uttered the truth. The Payseurs own everything
Jaxon Hill
I thought we were supposed to receive incentives to recycling? Why would i ever just give them my phone for no reason whatsoever? They could very well just give us a % discount on the new iphone or some shit like that, but the greed won't allow them.
Matthew Collins
CIA: OH SHIT WE DON'T HAVE DATA FOR THE TIME WHEN APPLE HAD ACTUAL ENCYPTION APPLE'S MEXICAN WORKER: DON'T WORRY FAM
It's funny, she's still cleaning stuff. lmao
Aaron Smith
By you not giving away your $200 phone to Tim Cook, you are literally destroying the environment and causing an increase in racism. You're part of the problem. Be the solution and give Tim the phone.
Finally something meaningful about this conference. The 8+ already has a pretty nice battery.
Cameron Bennett
A Swedish Man who needs that photo as part of an emergency semen release medical procedure.
Isaiah Kelly
It's ending I think, not even a mention of a computer system.
Aaron Phillips
>Look at our CHEAPER but just as proficient spy device! Sorry the most important things like Screen and audio suck, but at least we have that integrated botner (((neural netowrk))) chip inside!
Connor Nguyen
Reload your stream, you're like 15 minutes behind everyone else
Aiden Adams
Neural network chips which do 5 trillion calculations for your protection, goy.
Caleb Baker
We won't pass your noods around, we swear!
BTW that IR cam is totally not creepy!
Eli Hill
yet more niggers shitsmerking
Angel Rivera
Nah, they compared the other to the X, which had a worse battery than the 8+.
LOL, it's almost like you are productive or something like that!
Noah Price
I spy, with my little eye, the small behind of a wh*te man!
Butn down apple!
Brayden Nguyen
RIP
Hudson James
It's still worse than the 8/8+.
Nicholas Smith
Starting prices, I want to see what the 512 GB one costs.
Holy shit, he briefly mentioned MacOS.
Jack Fisher
Yeah, for literally 5 seconds.
Andrew Watson
That's it? Whew, this was underwhelming.
Owen Flores
Yeah, he didn't even suck any dick. I was hoping Cook would suck the mexican's clit but no dice. Apple events suck.
Jack Wilson
Well, when's the next jewgle event going to happen? They really need to catch up in the dataminig features on their new pixel$ phone.
Daniel Taylor
It's always happening. Schmidt brings home little kids from Thailand and the Payseurs and Rohschilds do stuff. Then they ask their lackeys to make money for them and threaten Schmidt after filming him.
It happens every month, so don't hold your breath.
Ayden Evans
They need to hire a smarter marketing person. Endlessly associating your "premium" brand with niggers and chinks puts downward pressure on price expectations. Hope the librem isnt a meme
Ryan Gomez
The reason coons think apple is premium is because it's run by people who iron their clothes and wear flat colors which are easily understandable. The CEO after cook will be a Chink Wamen and when that happens all the "Premium" shite will die out.
If you think Apple has ""good design"" you're a fucking jew
Carter Russell
It was so terrible I feel bad for making the thread. The thread that died was more important than this. Oh well, hopefully we had fun laughing at the decline.
Alexander Murphy
I only use an Iphone because it's made by white people. If This happens, i might stop using goyphones altogether.
