If not PHP, then what?

Go has all the disadvantages of C, then some new ones, and no advantage.
The community is also insane and thinks copy-pasting code with minor changes is better than using libraries.
Also lol no generics so everything ends up using interfaces, aka fancy void pointers.

I agree with that completely. The community is rather shit.
I feel you're a bit misinformed/inexperienced with Go interfaces.

What is fastCGI?

But unless you're using php as an apache module, isn't it using cgi anyway?

That's a pretty big "unless"

I've actually written a shell of multithreaded fastcgi server in C, which is able to parse multipart/form requests, but I haven't gotten further than demonstrating that the form is working. Really, the string manipulation is the hardest part.
==> form.h macros.h multipart_form_parser.h board.c form.c

Is it? Who uses apache anymore? It seems everyone uses nginx. I'm partial to lighttpd, personally.

Python or something similar. The problem isn't that PHP is a scripting language, it's that it is a godawful scripting language. That said, Josh was a complete moron and would have fucked up INFINITY NEXT (trademark) no matter what he was using.

The experts of Zig Forums.

What's godawful about it? I've never used it.

What about the aforementioned fastCGI? Are you saying the only way to run a large site like Zig Forums is with mod_php (or mod_perl) in apache?

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